Oh YES! Classic - one for Martyn ;-)

Lunchtime. Take the Range Rover out to Tesco for fuel and a bit of a rough
wash to get the mud and salt off it.

Park up and enter Tesco to get some food.

Wander out....what's this? I spot someone putting something under the wiper
of Bagheera. I speed up a bit and catch up with the person. At this point
please note I am wearing an Anthrax tour shirt....

Me : "Hi...what's that you put on that 4x4?"

Note sudden worried look, then the up, down, ah he's not the owner look.

Hugger : "A flyer to explain to them how they are destroying the plant <and
more anti 4x4 rhetoric ad naseum>"

Me : "Oh....I wonder if they will take any notice? What sort of person
drives a car like that anyway?"

Hugger : "Rich t*ats. You know the sort....too stuck up to realise what
damage they are doing."

Me : "I'd never thought of that, is that why you want them banned?"

Hugger : "Yes. They should buy smaller and more fuel efficient vehicles that
are not so dangerous to pedestrians."

Me : "Ok...as a matter of interest, where can I get these flyers and what
car do you drive?"

Hugger points over yonder to an MPV!?! Hugger then explains about the
anti-urban 4x4 stuff.

Me : "You have a people carrier, how is that any different?"

Hugger : "It doesn't cost as much!"

Me : "Understood". Cue HUGE grin.

At this point I unlock Bagheera, remove the offending fake ticket, inform
the hugger I am going to report her for littering, and thank her for giving
me her numberplate.

The look on her face. Absolutely CLASSIC. I wish I'd had the foresight to
take a pic with my phone.....

--
Neil

Count yourself lucky some tit glued a A4 sticker to my 4x4 last year
and i still havent managed to get it all of the window screen.

On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 15:24:05 +0100, "Neil Brownlee"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>At this point I unlock Bagheera, remove the offending fake ticket, inform
>the hugger I am going to report her for littering, and thank her for giving
>me her numberplate.

Well done for not telling her what I'd probably have told her

I've just made a couple of stickers for my 101s, BTW:

"Chelsea Gun Tractor"

Local Mountain Rescue Defender got an egg thrown at it in Waitrose car
park last Saturday - what a very odd world we seem to be living in.


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On 2006-04-12, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net> wrote:

> Local Mountain Rescue Defender got an egg thrown at it in Waitrose car
> park last Saturday - what a very odd world we seem to be living in.

Makes me glad not to be living in the towns, it's worth putting up
with the inconveniences of country living to avoid the mass ****tery
that I've encountered on the rare occasions when I have lived in
a town.

Bloody townies!

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Ian Rawlings wrote:
> On 2006-04-12, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net> wrote:
>
>> Local Mountain Rescue Defender got an egg thrown at it in Waitrose
>> car park last Saturday - what a very odd world we seem to be living
>> in.
>
> Makes me glad not to be living in the towns, it's worth putting up
> with the inconveniences of country living to avoid the mass ****tery
> that I've encountered on the rare occasions when I have lived in
> a town.
>
> Bloody townies!

Try moving to a nice big violent city like Liverpool.

Get no grief for owning a 4x4 here :-D


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Pete M wrote:
> Ian Rawlings wrote:
>> On 2006-04-12, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net> wrote:
>>
>>> Local Mountain Rescue Defender got an egg thrown at it in Waitrose
>>> car park last Saturday - what a very odd world we seem to be living
>>> in.
>>
>> Makes me glad not to be living in the towns, it's worth putting up
>> with the inconveniences of country living to avoid the mass ****tery
>> that I've encountered on the rare occasions when I have lived in
>> a town.
>>
>> Bloody townies!
>
> Try moving to a nice big violent city like Liverpool.
>
> Get no grief for owning a 4x4 here :-

Bradfords the same, odd, never had a crossed word myself. A local radio **** tried it on but i didnt
bother in the end.

****s with **** all better to do than watch filtered 'news' & jump on the next band wagon.

****rags.


--

Subaru WRX
Range Rover 4.6 HSE (The Tank!)
110 Hi Cap (Ben)

'"Opinions are like arseholes, everyones got one"

Neil Brownlee nearly made me spill my Shiraz on 12/04/2006 15:24 by writing:

> Me : "You have a people carrier, how is that any different?"
>
> Hugger : "It doesn't cost as much!"

Neil, I owe you a beer for that one!

Andy

Andy Cunningham wrote:
> Neil Brownlee nearly made me spill my Shiraz on 12/04/2006 15:24 by writing:
>
>> Me : "You have a people carrier, how is that any different?"
>>
>> Hugger : "It doesn't cost as much!"
>
> Neil, I owe you a beer for that one!
>
> Andy
>
>
Yes, but he owes me a new keyboard. Hot coffee damage.

Steve

This Nige anon leet fle a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
That with the strook he was almoost yblent.
and said....

> ****s with **** all better to do than watch filtered 'news' & jump on
> the next band wagon.
> ****rags.

Always sitting on the fence, that Nige...

--
Rich
==============================

I don't approve of signatures, so I don't have one.

On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:58:25 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Always sitting on the fence, that Nige...

It irritates me how he keeps beating around the bush. Sometimes I
wish he'd just be a little more direct and say what he means.

This Mother" <"@ {mother} @ anon leet fle a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
That with the strook he was almoost yblent.
and said....

> On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:58:25 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Always sitting on the fence, that Nige...
>
> It irritates me how he keeps beating around the bush. Sometimes I
> wish he'd just be a little more direct and say what he means.

He could do with making his sigs a bit more punchy, too.

--
Rich
==============================

I don't approve of signatures, so I don't have one.

Richard Brookman wrote:
> This Mother" <"@ {mother} @ anon leet fle a fart,
> As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
> That with the strook he was almoost yblent.
> and said....
>
>> On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:58:25 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Always sitting on the fence, that Nige...
>>
>> It irritates me how he keeps beating around the bush. Sometimes I
>> wish he'd just be a little more direct and say what he means.
>
> He could do with making his sigs a bit more punchy, too.

'tis done!

Seasonal too..............

--

'Christ's fat cock'

This Nige anon leet fle a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
That with the strook he was almoost yblent.
and said....

> Richard Brookman wrote:
>> This Mother" <"@ {mother} @ anon leet fle a fart,
>> As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
>> That with the strook he was almoost yblent.
>> and said....
>>
>>> On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:58:25 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Always sitting on the fence, that Nige...
>>>
>>> It irritates me how he keeps beating around the bush. Sometimes I
>>> wish he'd just be a little more direct and say what he means.
>>
>> He could do with making his sigs a bit more punchy, too.
>
> 'tis done!
>
> Seasonal too..............
>
> --
>
> 'Christ's fat cock'

Effin priceless.

--
Rich
==============================

I don't approve of signatures, so I don't have one.

On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 19:23:29 +0100, "Nige"
<[email protected]> made me spill my meths when he
wrote:

>Bradfords the same, odd, never had a crossed word myself. A local radio **** tried it on but i didnt
>bother in the end.
>
>****s with **** all better to do than watch filtered 'news' & jump on the next band wagon.
>
>****rags.

FFS, language Nigel


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