Oh the joy...

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Mother

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.... of having your home address and telephone number in all of the
Land Rover comics.

Not to mention being open and accessible to all of your members - even
providing a sympathetic ear at 11.45pm on a Sunday night when the poor
darlings haven't had 48 hour delivery service of their spare parts
(not that spares is anything to do with me, but not to worry, eh?).

The pleasure of fielding calls for all committee members when they're
on holiday is a sheer delight, as is being constantly on-call to help
members with their technical and mechanical problems.

Many people could be mistaken for thinking that 'doing what you were
elected to do', i.e., running the "Membership Office" - sending out
700 renewals each year, processing the returns and payments, sending
reminders, sending out renewed members' membership cards, processing
100+ new members each year, stuffing envelopes and new membership
packs - simply isn't good enough. Quite right too IMO.

Such euphoria cannot, surely, be topped?

Well yes, it can...

Our Spare Parts chap works seriously long hours, frightening shift
patterns even by Victorian standards, and devotes what little spare
time he has left to enjoying his vehicles and serving our club and
members. Every now and then though, we have to let him go on holiday,
not to mention running his "life". At these times he doesn't do
'providing spares'. I know, outrageous isn't it!

Still, we can always call Martyn can't we? If we haven't got the
service we think we deserve, simply call Martyn and have a rant!

Generally I will - as I said above, lend a sympathetic ear and try to
gently remind members that this is a voluntary club, run by volunteers
in their valuable free time. Most often this is quite fine for most
members, however, once in a while ('once' in this case, means
increasingly more frequent) someone really has to have a 'pop'.

Well, today was one of those 'onces', and I lost my temper BIG TIME.

http://www.101fc.net/rant.mp3

The first couple of minutes of the call were not recorded - this
doesn't matter as I didn't do any talking anyway. The rest of the
recording will give an impression of how it started...

The joy, oh the joy...


 
"SimonJ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]
>> Probably for the same reason that animal rights activists somehow

> completely
>> fail to throw paint over Hells Angels for wearing leather jackets.
>>

> Now that would make interesting viewing!


Oh, I forgot to add "(c) Terry Pratchett"

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On or around Wed, 04 Aug 2004 10:33:41 +0100 (BST),
[email protected] ("David G. Bell") enlightened us thusly:

>I think there's some reason to have a clear back-up procedure. Sort of,
>"If you have problems, and cannot contact the responsible committee
>member, _write_ to $ADDRESS_1 or $ADDRESS_2 giving complete details."


though, of course, that'd be no use in this case, as the tw*t concerned
admitted that he'd not got time to read the club magazine in order to find
contact details for the person he needed to contact, or so I understood him
to mean.

and if as Martyn said it was made plain that no orders would be processed in
June, the bloke should take that into account.

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boundary / The ringing of the Division bell had begun. Pink Floyd (1994)
 
in article [email protected], Austin Shackles at
[email protected] wrote on 4/8/04 12:12 am:

> On or around Tue, 03 Aug 2004 13:59:17 +0100, Mother <"@ {mother}
> @"@101fc.net> enlightened us thusly:
>> Generally I will - as I said above, lend a sympathetic ear and try to
>> gently remind members that this is a voluntary club, run by volunteers
>> in their valuable free time. Most often this is quite fine for most
>> members, however, once in a while ('once' in this case, means
>> increasingly more frequent) someone really has to have a 'pop'.
>>
>> Well, today was one of those 'onces', and I lost my temper BIG TIME.
>>
>> http://www.101fc.net/rant.mp3
>>

>
>
> I thought it was very restrained, meself...


I thought so too.
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Nikki

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1975 88" Series III 2.25 petrol
1979 Series III Lightweight 2.25 petrol

 
> Probably for the same reason that animal rights activists somehow
completely
> fail to throw paint over Hells Angels for wearing leather jackets.
>

Now that would make interesting viewing!


 
On Wednesday, in article
<[email protected]>
"@{mother}@"@101fc.net "Mother" wrote:

> My job is 'membership'. The caller had previously been told this on
> two other occasions when he'd called - but cannot understand or will
> not listen.
>
> I therefore thought it was not appropriate for him to fire off at me
> in this way.
>
> I'm sure this / any club run by volunteers could find areas where they
> could improve. We could set service level standards, quality
> measurement and a series of set grievance proceedures. On the other
> hand, we could all just say "**** it, that's too much like my day job"
> and **** off to let others have a go at running it if they think they
> can do any better. Free vote and all that.


I think there's some reason to have a clear back-up procedure. Sort of,
"If you have problems, and cannot contact the responsible committee
member, _write_ to $ADDRESS_1 or $ADDRESS_2 giving complete details."

Last year, I fell off a combine harvester and broke my leg. Totally
unexpected, and it kept me off-net for a fortnight. I could have
handled telephone calls, I think, which would have covered ordinary
queries. But if somebody wants to get stroppy, insisting on a written
complaint can defuse things a little.

--
David G. Bell -- SF Fan, Filker, and Punslinger.

"History shows that the Singularity started when Sir Tim Berners-Lee
was bitten by a radioactive spider."
 

"Paul - xxx" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Mother" <"@ {mother} @ vaguely muttered something like ...
> > ... of having your home address and telephone number in all of the
> > Land Rover comics.

>
> I can sympathise ... I'm a referee and on the National Committee as well

as
> running a local club etc in my main hobby, but I'm not mentioning what ...
> ;)
>
> > Well, today was one of those 'onces', and I lost my temper BIG TIME.

>
> If you call that losing your temper BIG TIME, then you're so restrained
> you're practically horizontal. ;)
>
> I know the guy has a grievance, but he wouldn't listen to good advice
> (letter writing) and didn't give you any courtesy or respect at all. He
> seems to think the club's a company and expected to be dealt with as such.
> If it's true, and I _do_ believe you that your magazine has already

printed
> regarding the lack of availability of spares for a time then he has no

right
> whatsoever to speak to you in that manner.
>
> At least while he's sounding off at you he's not stressing anyone else ...
> ;)
>
> > The joy, oh the joy...

>
> Heheheh ...
>
> --
> Paul ...
>
> (8(|) ... Homer Rocks
>
>


Has he been to see you yet Martyn?? That was so classic - worth being a
committee member for calls like that lol. I used to do the minutes for a
housing action group in Birmingham and I used to get calls at 3amaskng me if
I could sort out leaks and central heating!!
Since I haven't spoken to you for some time I have news - I have a series 3
swb hard top - my first landy and it runs like a dream - and the best bit -
it was free!!!!

Gaynor


 
Idea!
Have you ever thought of doing a reality TV show?
your 'free time' might just earn you a few quid...stuff like this would
certainly pull the ratings in!!!


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in article [email protected], Neil Brownlee at
[email protected] wrote on 6/8/04 8:59 am:

> Nikki,
>
> Yup ;-)


very fetching. All you need now is a horse and a damsel in distress!
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Nikki

1990 Discovery V8i
1985 Range Rover V8
1975 88" Series III 2.25 petrol
1979 Series III Lightweight 2.25 petrol

 
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