offtopic: Funny joke ;)

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timeoff, people! funny joke here :)))Girls vs boys.Girls' English.1.Yes = No.2.No = Yes.3.May-b = No.4.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.5.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later.6.We need to talk" = I need to bitch.7.Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you too.8.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.Guy's English.1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry.2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.3.I'm tired = I'm tired.4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.8.Nice dress = Nice cleavage.9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?13.I love you = Let's have sex right now.14.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!15.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.you like it? ;)
 
some **** with no knowledge of punctuation or grammar said:
timeoff, people! funny joke here :)


Girls' English
1.Yes = No
2.No = Yes
3.May-b = No
4.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later.
6.We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
7.Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English
1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it?

At least now its a bit understandable but not at all original..In fact, that was going around Bhagdad before you were going around yer dads bag.
 
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