Land Rover Mags No sexy women

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Adrian Ford

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• Mar 28, 2005

• #1

Hi all,
Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.

If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...

Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.

What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not have
some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!

Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?

Just a thought !
Adrian Ford

 

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Eric Hall

Guest

• Mar 29, 2005

• #2

Get a life Adrian. Top shelf mate


"Adrian Ford" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
> If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
> rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
> Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
> spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
> What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not
have
> some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!
>
> Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
> publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?
>
> Just a thought !
> Adrian Ford
>
>

 

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David G. Bell

Guest

• Mar 29, 2005

• #3

On Monday, in article <[email protected]>
[email protected] "Adrian Ford" wrote:

> Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
> If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
> rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
> Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
> spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
> What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not have
> some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!

Sounds like one of the neighbours, though her Landie caught fire last
week

> Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
> publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?

I think it's more the advertising industry influence on the mainstream
motoring market. You see the hot totty all over Formula One and the
motor shows, and have done for years.

It's not about masculinity, or the implied toughness of the vehicle.
Go look at the truckers.

No, I think it's just that nobody thinks were dumb enough to fall for
the same line.

OK, so there was Tomb Raider.



--
David G. Bell -- SF Fan, Filker, and Punslinger.

"I am Number Two," said Penfold. "You are Number Six."

 

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Austin Shackles

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• Mar 29, 2005

• #4

On or around Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:05:13 +0100 (BST),
[email protected] ("David G. Bell") enlightened us thusly:

>Sounds like one of the neighbours, though her Landie caught fire last
>week

hot chick, eh?

--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then
something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk." Pink Floyd (1994)

 

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Mother

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• Mar 29, 2005

• #5

On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:16:41 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
wrote:

>Well, wait and see what I'm up to in July ;o) ;o)

My GS was used for a 'glamour shoot' once - shame it was only
jewellery they were interested in...

Please do feel free to avail yourself of a large, unique purple 101
should you need to, Mark... Also remember that I'm a Doctor and
whilst this is non-medical, I can be handy to have around at times

 

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Pantelis Giamarellos

Guest

• Mar 29, 2005

• #6

Adrian Hi,

what else can I say apart from HAVE A LOOK at the April issue of LRE
magazine, page 160

I guess you should buy yourself a lottary ticket and ask to be the winner.
It seems the Gods are in your favour.

Take care
Pantelis


"Adrian Ford" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
> If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
> rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
> Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
> spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
> What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not
have
> some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!
>
> Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
> publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?
>
> Just a thought !
> Adrian Ford
>
>

 

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Austin Shackles

Guest

• Mar 29, 2005

• #7

On or around Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:37:08 +0100, MVP
<mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net> enlightened us thusly:

>On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:08:06 +0100, Mother <"@ {m} @"@101fc.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:16:41 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Well, wait and see what I'm up to in July ;o) ;o)
>>
>>My GS was used for a 'glamour shoot' once - shame it was only
>>jewellery they were interested in...
>>
>>Please do feel free to avail yourself of a large, unique purple 101
>>should you need to, Mark... Also remember that I'm a Doctor and
>>whilst this is non-medical, I can be handy to have around at times
>
>large purple 101 plus nekkid wimmin, I feel a calander coming-on.

hmmmm. I bet we can easily come up with 12 different LR models within the
group, so if we can organise a suitable venue (Eastnor??) and you can supply
the model(s) to pose in /on 'em... Different LR model every month on yer
calendar, I bet they'd sell like hot cakes.

--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
Satisfying: Satisfy your inner child by eating ten tubes of Smarties
from the Little Book of Complete B***ocks by Alistair Beaton.

 

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[email protected]

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• Mar 29, 2005

• #8

On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:37:08 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
made me spill my meths when he wrote:

>large purple 101 plus nekkid wimmin, I feel a calander coming-on.

You mispelt Colander.

Now where did I leave my spatula,,,


--

Wayne Davies, Harrogate 07989 556213

Just another point of view...
www.4x4prejudice.org

 

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Adrian Ford

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• Mar 29, 2005

• #9

"Pantelis Giamarellos" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Adrian Hi,
>
> what else can I say apart from HAVE A LOOK at the April issue of LRE
> magazine, page 160
>
Pantelis just seen it and yes very nice.. don't normally read about
Freelanders but there you go 'Sex Sells' ...

Adrian Ford

 

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EMB

Guest

• Mar 29, 2005

• #10

MVP wrote:

> I don't have any plans for being out and about at the shows this year
> (well I'll be working at max power live in birmingham in july but that
> hardly counts, bloody chav-fest), but I'm going to give this one some
> thought as I'm out and around the country this summer and could easily
> arrange a couple of local girls to pose with any interesting land
> rovers that folk might have, or nice examples of the different models
> (ooo potential for confusion there).

C'mon Mark, bite the bullet properly and make this an excuse for a
tax-deductible holiday - 12 months, 12 countries, 12 Landrovers, 12
women. If you head down here I'll provide a somewhat battered vehicle
with a particularly unbattered blonde babe, yours for the photographing
of. I might even manage to arrange a suitable scenic backdrop.


--
EMB

 

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JD

Guest

• Mar 31, 2005

• #11

Austin Shackles wrote:
> On or around Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:37:08 +0100, MVP
> <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net> enlightened us thusly:
>
>
>>On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:08:06 +0100, Mother <"@ {m} @"@101fc.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:16:41 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Well, wait and see what I'm up to in July ;o) ;o)
>>>
>>>My GS was used for a 'glamour shoot' once - shame it was only
>>>jewellery they were interested in...
>>>
>>>Please do feel free to avail yourself of a large, unique purple 101
>>>should you need to, Mark... Also remember that I'm a Doctor and
>>>whilst this is non-medical, I can be handy to have around at times
>>
>>large purple 101 plus nekkid wimmin, I feel a calander coming-on.
>
>
> hmmmm. I bet we can easily come up with 12 different LR models within the
> group, so if we can organise a suitable venue (Eastnor??) and you can supply
> the model(s) to pose in /on 'em... Different LR model every month on yer
> calendar, I bet they'd sell like hot cakes.
>
hehe could be really dirty one with lots of sticky mud and deep water.
Might be better with the girls left off though just those lovely LR's
covered in dark slimy mud.

I really should go out more!!!