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bustersbus said:
Aye, but it's a guid job she was there, or ah'd bin banged up sumwhere's ower there:eek: :eek: :eek:
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Oh, and another time when we we got a taxi back from a convention in Orlando tae Int Drive and the driver had tae come from Tampa tae pick us up. It was in the middle off sum big "football" game at the time, Ah remember sayin' tae the cab driver at the time "what's the fuss? thur all a bunch off pussies wearin' all that body protection... back home when we're playin' rugby, we don't need that ****"
Went a bit quiet in the cab for a while till we got back tae the hotel and he said " Dude, ah've got a party goin' on in Tampa, do ye want tae join me ye crazy fuc**r?"
Ah was wantin' tae go..... but the missuss said no!!!

AGAIN!!!!!!!!
 
Hahahahahahaaa, just come in mind o' summit else... When we were at the Richmond VA convention, me and the missus went for a few beers at the adjoinin' bar for a bit of peace and quiet so tae speak!!! went in and started havin a few as ye do..... couldn't help but notice that it was mostly wimmen in the place. Ah started tae feel a bit uncumffy as they were all starinn' at me in me kilt!!! Ah managed tae get a few more beers doon me throat and got the courage tae tae ask the barmaid what was happenin'. She told me it was a ferkin' singles night!!!!!!! Man, if ah had pants on, ah'd huv **** thum!!!!!
They wur like Hyena's!!:eek: :eek: :eek:



































thank ferk the missus wus there tae say "No":rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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