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And what is the urban survavilist to do in Blairs Britain, after the
abnormal demand for gas ensures the power stations shut down, and we can no
longer pump petrol and even get goods from the supermarket.

It is a terrible situation, one is simply not allowed to take a hunting
rifle onto the streets and look for small game like cats and dogs, never
mind strapping a pistol to ones belt to protect oneself from grizzly bears
and chavs.

Without recourse to backwoods skills I shall end up like the ill fated
Donner Party in the American West, eaten by my neighbours,

Woe woe and thrice woe. :)


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Larry
Series 3 rust and holes



 
Larry wrote:

> Without recourse to backwoods skills I shall end up like the ill fated
> Donner Party in the American West, eaten by my neighbours,

Kebabbed apparently. Possibly with Chilly sauce, given the weather.

Steve
 
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 20:40:52 +0100, Steve
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Larry wrote:
>
>> Without recourse to backwoods skills I shall end up like the ill fated
>> Donner Party in the American West, eaten by my neighbours,
>
>Kebabbed apparently. Possibly with Chilly sauce, given the weather.

Icicle most places in the winter. Avoids the hail of abuse, if you
get my drift...

 
In news:[email protected],
Larry <[email protected]> blithered:
> And what is the urban survavilist to do in Blairs Britain, after the
> abnormal demand for gas ensures the power stations shut down, and we
> can no longer pump petrol and even get goods from the supermarket.
>
> It is a terrible situation, one is simply not allowed to take a
> hunting rifle onto the streets and look for small game like cats and
> dogs, never mind strapping a pistol to ones belt to protect oneself
> from grizzly bears and chavs.
>
> Without recourse to backwoods skills I shall end up like the ill fated
> Donner Party in the American West, eaten by my neighbours,
>
> Woe woe and thrice woe. :)

Quick, circle the Landies.

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maybe skydiving's not for you!


 

"Larry" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> And what is the urban survavilist to do in Blairs Britain, after the
> abnormal demand for gas ensures the power stations shut down, and we can
no
> longer pump petrol and even get goods from the supermarket.
>
> It is a terrible situation, one is simply not allowed to take a hunting
> rifle onto the streets and look for small game like cats and dogs, never
> mind strapping a pistol to ones belt to protect oneself from grizzly bears
> and chavs.
>
> Without recourse to backwoods skills I shall end up like the ill fated
> Donner Party in the American West, eaten by my neighbours,
>
> Woe woe and thrice woe. :)
>
>
> --
> Larry
> Series 3 rust and holes
>
>
well I would keep away from Baxenden then, anyone who puts potato in cheese
and onion pies could regard you as a mobile keebab
Derek


 
In message <[email protected]>
"GbH" <[email protected]> wrote:

> In news:[email protected],
> Larry <[email protected]> blithered:
> > And what is the urban survavilist to do in Blairs Britain, after the
> > abnormal demand for gas ensures the power stations shut down, and we
> > can no longer pump petrol and even get goods from the supermarket.
> >
> > It is a terrible situation, one is simply not allowed to take a
> > hunting rifle onto the streets and look for small game like cats and
> > dogs, never mind strapping a pistol to ones belt to protect oneself
> > from grizzly bears and chavs.
> >
> > Without recourse to backwoods skills I shall end up like the ill fated
> > Donner Party in the American West, eaten by my neighbours,
> >
> > Woe woe and thrice woe. :)
>
> Quick, circle the Landies.
>

That'll be a very big circle....

Richard
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so Mother" <"@ {mother} @ was, like...
> On Wed, 19 Oct 2005 20:40:52 +0100, Steve
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Larry wrote:
>>
>>> Without recourse to backwoods skills I shall end up like the ill
>>> fated Donner Party in the American West, eaten by my neighbours,
>>
>> Kebabbed apparently. Possibly with Chilly sauce, given the weather.
>
> Icicle most places in the winter. Avoids the hail of abuse, if you
> get my drift...

Snow good making jokes like that. Eventually people will get thaw, thort
of.

--
Rich
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