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Austin Shackles

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eating cheese before bedtime can result in strange dreams.

Last night, for example, I had a very clear, lucid dream wherein all the
usual suspects were at some LR show, which must've been in or near Matlock,
'cos at some point a subset including myself and Martyn went off to visit
Paddock Motors, and found it unexpectedly in the middle of closing down, for
no obvious reason - there was all sorts of weird and wonderful stuff for
sale at bargain prices, but nothing that anyone actually wanted.

We then (and several other people had appeared by this time) all piled into
a 109 SW (which seemed to be mine, although I don't one such a thing) and
went off back to the show. I recall quite clearly commenting that Paddock
motors' demise would be good for Beamends Richard...

The other odd thing is that my minibus was parked outside when we emerged
from Paddock. It wasn't just another bus like mine, I knew it was mine, but
what it was doing there I have no idea.

I'd just got to the point of suggesting a drink in recogntion of the demise
of Paddock, when my subconscious played a vivdly accurate rendition of my
mobile ringtone (which is the welsh national anthem) which woke me up.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; and
therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee"
John Donne (1571? - 1631) Devotions, XVII
 
....and Austin Shackles spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...


> eating cheese before bedtime can result in strange dreams.
>
> <snip weird ranting>


Funnily enough, I had a dream which included Martyn about a week ago. I was
walking through the streets of some town (looked a bit like Ludlow),
following Martyn who was slipping through the crowds ahead of me. Sometimes
I could see all of him (down to the sandals) and sometimes just the
ponytail. Max was around too, although not involved in the action.

Deeply disturbing.

--
Rich
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


 
On Tue, 17 Jan 2006 19:37:10 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>...and Austin Shackles spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...
>
>
>> eating cheese before bedtime can result in strange dreams.
>>
>> <snip weird ranting>

>
>Funnily enough, I had a dream which included Martyn about a week ago. I was
>walking through the streets of some town (looked a bit like Ludlow),
>following Martyn who was slipping through the crowds ahead of me. Sometimes
>I could see all of him (down to the sandals) and sometimes just the
>ponytail. Max was around too, although not involved in the action.
>


Martyn doesn't want to be informed about any dreams I have about
him.......

Alex
 
On Tue, 17 Jan 2006 22:23:13 +0000, Alex <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Martyn doesn't want to be informed about any dreams I have about
>him.......


Are you wearing...




.... rubber? ;-)



 


> eating cheese before bedtime can result in strange dreams.
>


Ee dammit


 
On Tue, 17 Jan 2006 23:03:32 +0000, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net>
wrote:

>On Tue, 17 Jan 2006 22:23:13 +0000, Alex <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>Martyn doesn't want to be informed about any dreams I have about
>>him.......

>
>Are you wearing...
>
>
>... rubber? ;-)
>


I always practice safe sex....

Alex
 
Alex wrote:

> I always practice safe sex....
>
> Alex


Are you any good at it yet ?
;-)

Steve
 
On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 19:03:37 +0000, Steve
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Alex wrote:
>
>> I always practice safe sex....
>>
>> Alex

>
>Are you any good at it yet ?
>;-)
>


Wish I got enough practice to find out....

Alex
 
On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 00:46:43 +0000, Alex <[email protected]>
wrote:

>>> I always practice safe sex....


>>Are you any good at it yet ?
>>;-)

>
>Wish I got enough practice to find out....


Have you got a nurses uniform?

 
On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:30:28 +0000, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net>
wrote:

>On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 00:46:43 +0000, Alex <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>>> I always practice safe sex....

>
>>>Are you any good at it yet ?
>>>;-)

>>
>>Wish I got enough practice to find out....

>
>Have you got a nurses uniform?


Oooh you kinky man, you!

Alex
 
....and Alex spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...


> On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 19:03:37 +0000, Steve
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Alex wrote:
>>
>>> I always practice safe sex....
>>>
>>> Alex

>>
>> Are you any good at it yet ?
>> ;-)
>>

>
> Wish I got enough practice to find out....
>
> Alex


What the Victorians used to call "self-abuse" is cheap, health-giving, can
be lots of fun and needs no special preparation or the involvement of
otherwise unwilling bystanders. Just remember to wear those throw-away,
one-size-fits-all vinyl gloves, and you are as safe as can be.

Don't use the pair you were wearing yesterday to waxoyl the chassis, that's
all.

:)

--
Rich
==============================

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


 
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