manifold cooking

[disco dan]

has anyone on here tried cooking on the exhaust manifold? i've found stuff about it from a google search, tried a search on here, but no results

 

[DiscoJoe]

We used to do it all the time in the Army and I've done it once or twice with the Discovery. Wrap the food in a couple of layers of tin foil and secure it to the manifold whilst driving. About 30mins later it will be piping hot. Remember to use some gloves when handling the tin foil ~ it gets mighty warm

One tip though: don't go through any water or mud whilst the food is cooking.

Best improvised cooking spot was the engine louvres on a 432 (battle taxi). It used hydraulic fans to blast air through the engine radiators. Also the warmest place to sit in winter

 

[CharlesY]

If you heat CANS on the manifold remember to pierce a small hole in each can first!

Else you get a explosion, and your engine covered in Beans in Tomato Sauce!

Our Army truck drivers did this routinely, and it was especially good in the flat-fronted old AEC and Leyland trucks with the engine covers inside the cab.

Any fool can be uncomfortable and eat cold cans.

CharlesY

 

[busaboy]

I'm sure i've seen some cook books especially about this.
I think they were aussie. Supose they have to get soomething right after getting stuffed in the rugby

 

[burtonboy]

jamie oliver's always doing this - e's got a vw camper with a porsche engine & e's always cooking stuff on that at the beach

my uncle works at a steam train preservation place & they bung jakcet tatta's in with the coal & cook bacon & eggs on the back of the shovel

 

[DiscoJoe]

If you heat CANS on the manifold remember to pierce a small hole in each can first!

Else you get a explosion, and your engine covered in Beans in Tomato Sauce!

CharlesY

No need to puncture the cans simply put a couple of dents in the side. When you hear the dents pop it's lunch time ... but be quick or there will be an explosion

Also, be careful when opening the tin 'cos baked bean juice under pressure is a wicked liquid to get in your eyes

 

[Griffdowg]

steve,

you coming on this months run? we could try bacon and saus. on there!

 

[CharlesY]

No need to puncture the cans simply put a couple of dents in the side. When you hear the dents pop it's lunch time ... but be quick or there will be an explosion

Also, be careful when opening the tin 'cos baked bean juice under pressure is a wicked liquid to get in your eyes

Let me tell you, my army drivers wouldn't have heard a grenade going off in their cabs, never mind the dent in a can of beans popping out!

An AEC Militant Ten Tonner fully loaded and going flat out at 35 mph makes so much noise in the cab most of my drivers wore ear defenders all the time they were at the wheel.

I think they could stash four cans on the manifold at one time.

I remember one guy made a mistake with a can.
He thought it was chicken supreme (YUKKKK!)

In fact the can contained two bars of Dairy MIlk chocolate and a handful of hard-boiled sweets. What a mess.

CharlesY

 

[disco dan]

I was thinking of doing some bacon on the way to work, no better start to the day than a hot bacon butty

 

[Trewey]

A stuck-up bitch really ****ed off the grease-monkeys at the garage where my son works.
she drove her car away with a washer bottle full of urine and a dead rat securely wedged between the inlet and exhaust manifolds.

 

[DiscoJoe]

steve,

you coming on this months run? we could try bacon and saus. on there!

Yeah, I'll be there if only to watch your attempt at cooking

 

[DiscoJoe]

I remember one guy made a mistake with a can.
He thought it was chicken supreme (YUKKKK!)

In fact the can contained two bars of Dairy MIlk chocolate and a handful of hard-boiled sweets. What a mess.

CharlesY

That's sooooooo funny I'll have nightmares about that tonight

Wasn't chicken supreme the pits? I never met anyone that actually liked it.

 

[bustersbus]

Hugh fearnley wotsis face did it anaw in 'a cook on the wild side' in his old landy with some trout ah think

 

[CharlesY]

I was thinking of doing some bacon on the way to work, no better start to the day than a hot bacon butty

Maybe better check that new Highway Code thing in case that's an offence, but if there's no mention of it being b-a-d to do bacon butties on your manifold you'll be OK.

Charles

 

[Universally_Challenged]

A stuck-up bitch really ****ed off the grease-monkeys at the garage where my son works.
she drove her car away with a washer bottle full of urine and a dead rat securely wedged between the inlet and exhaust manifolds.

basicly, if your a resturant etc your bound to have 15 dover sole in a tub in your cold room, after a few days you end up with what i call fish juice, about 2 inches of fish slime, gysm, blood etc, smells soo fecking wrong. filled the **** of a salesman's washer bottle with it. oh, the good old days.also anbother one is raw shell-on prawns. you can hide about 30 around the interior of a car. and they wont start to smell for a few days. i swear, you never find them all

 

[Universally_Challenged]

Hugh fearnley wotsis face did it anaw in 'a cook on the wild side' in his old landy with some trout ah think

you've been watching too much telly. huge fernly-whitting-**** doesnt drive a landy. he driver an 56 plate audi.

oh and he's a robbing little jippo. sells free range organic chickens for 23 quid in his shop. the thing is the other health food shop sells the exact same chicked ( as locally rased) for £7

 

[bustersbus]

you've been watching too much telly. huge fernly-whitting-**** doesnt drive a landy. he driver an 56 plate audi.

Ermmm, he did in his tv progs Ah ken he actually borrowed or the tv company bought at least one of them ( the red one), cos it was left behind at a local garage here and eventually raffled off for a tenner a ticket!!![/quote]

oh and he's a robbing little jippo. sells free range organic chickens for 23 quid in his shop. the thing is the other health food shop sells the exact same chicked ( as locally rased) for £7

His will be more expensive cos he's got a label stiched onto them, the ****!!!

 

[RAZ8550TDI]

whats up with the old chicken supreme? bit of mayak curry powder mixed in and away yer go with a nice bit of french stick to dip in hmmmmmmmmmm, definatly not a manifold job but i have the use of a hob in my house so i find cookind easier than some have mention on here! lol

 

[Universally_Challenged]

a nice bit of french stick to dip in hmmmmmmmmmm,

on the front line? french stick? did that come in a can too?

 

[CharlesY]

I will never forget the look on my soldiers' faces when the grub trucks turned up with two ten ton loads of COMPO in 10-man ration packs, ALL of which were the chicken supreme kind .... nearly had a mutiny ..... sent ten tons away again and found the Royal Engineers (pretty stupid people) and switched the whole lot for about 6 tons of better stuff.

There were four kinds of compo, and I don't recall ANYONE choosing that chicken supreme version ..... it looked and tasted as if someone had already eaten it ...

CharlesY