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>>>

>> Indeed, but I never claimed the laws of physics varied between
>> vehicles, merely that one vehicle may make a particular slope when
>> another doesn't.

>
> Yep, one with axle-lockers does, the one without doesn't.


Nope. The one with momentum and the one with TC may also make it. A light
vehicle with no lockers may make it whereas a heavy one without may not. You
just can't generalise these things.

> Pray tell, why did they left out the manual center diff locker on a
> previous generation Discovery, but quickly reimplemented it?....same
> concept, same solution....what spins front/rear can spin left/right.
>

It was left out because it was deemed too complex for American buyers to
understand and re-implemented because they complained it wasn't there.
Actually the diff-lock was always there, just the lever was missing. For
most users, TC without a centre diff-lock is more than enough as long as it
is combined with low ratio and hill descent control.

>>>>>>>>> Nobody gets anywhere with only a length-wise locked drivetrain
>>>>>>>>> on a hill with the left side on dry road, and the right side
>>>>>>>>> on a strip of ice.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Typical sweeping generalisation - depends on many things such
>>>>>>>> as weight, tyres, angle of slope, but you certainly don't need
>>>>>>>> a locker. Bog standard Freelander with ETC will get up it
>>>>>>>> easily.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No, it will stall on a slope that is half as steep as with
>>>>>>> lockers. ETC wastes 50% of torque by definition.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://www.a1.nl/phomepag/markerink/tad_elec.htm
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Only relevant if you do not have excess power - the Freelander
>>>>>> has more than enough power to allow a 50% loss and still move.
>>>>>> All cars do.
>>>>>
>>>>> No Tcase-less vehicle has enough power to waste 50% on a slope,
>>>>> not loaded to GVW, even less with trailer.
>>>>
>>>> What rubbish, of course they have - a Freelander V6 has 175hp -
>>>> 87.5hp is still quite enough to pull it up a slope in 1st.
>>>
>>> *A* slope, but not a gnarly slope.
>>> Murphy says *a* slope does not exist....it must be gnarly.
>>>

>> Moving the goalposts again as you concede the point.

>
> That's the fun of offroad: there are no goalposts....:))
>

Thank you for conceding the point.

>>>>> (you do know that the EU tow-ratings are based on multiple starts
>>>>> on a 12% slope, don't you?)
>>>>>
>>>> Yes I do, but you are going off at a tangent - you loose the point
>>>> and try to include towing when it was never mentioned.
>>>
>>> Hook up that trailer and try your patch of ice again, now with 50%
>>> loss of torque. Your max-gnarly hill has now been reduced to 6%.
>>>

>> Random introduction of trailer to mask yet another point you have
>> lost. The Dutch are quite good footballers; is it because they also
>> keep moving the posts?

>
> You did not get that axle-locker to tackle best-case scenario's my
> dear....not as long as Murphy is around....;))
> For best-case scenario's you don't need 4wd or low-range at all.
>

Thank you for conceding the point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> We once had a 109, and in the end we started stocking
>>>>>>>>>>>>> those halfshafts ourselves....even looking at the 4wd
>>>>>>>>>>>>> button on hard pavement was enough to hear it pop....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't be held responsible for your incompetence. They are
>>>>>>>>>>>> strong enough for the British Army, it must be you who is
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrong. Tell me which decent armies use Toyotas then?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Never been to Africa, eh?....;))
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Plenty of times, can't you read?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Western armies like to spend time & money on
>>>>>>>>> maintenance....African armies don't....:))
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So they buy the cheapest crap they can, use it very little
>>>>>>>> (certainly not abroad!) and replace regularly!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's the funny thing....they don't replace regularly.
>>>>>>> (not do they have to because spare-parts supply for that era
>>>>>>> runs dry....every customized-vehicle army has no choice)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Proper armies need proper vehicles - mickey mouse armies can get
>>>>>> ny with toyotas et al.
>>>>>
>>>>> You mean this?....:))
>>>>>
>>>>> http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/fj40dana/quacker.jpg
>>>>>
>>>> No, thats a donald duck motor - cockney rhyming slang.
>>>
>>> But at least it doesn't waggle like a RR without antiswaybars....:))
>>>

>> If you want axle travel you get body roll. Toyotas don't usually have
>> have axle travel and thus don't roll when on the school run or the
>> supermarket car park. Here's a webpage that shows of all the cars
>> tested a standard 1992 Range Rover had more axle travel than any
>> other vehicle all except one of the modded and lifted vehicles. The
>> 92 TLC gets a reasonable score, but all the other toymotas are poor,
>> which is why they need their lockers so badly to compensate.
>>
>> http://www.offroaders.com/info/tech-corner/rti.htm

>
> Then why did Rover invent a dynamic/hydraulic antiswaybar on the
> Disco?....;))
>

To allow a vehicle that could retain huge axle travel *and* corner flat, but
then you already knew that didn't you?

>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> The Humvee also only survives in the US-army because they
>>>>>>>>>>> have plenty of repair/maintenance on hand, in the field. Ask
>>>>>>>>>>> civilian Hummer owners....:)) African armies don't like that
>>>>>>>>>>> concept either, so they choose Toyota.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I don't have a Hummvee. Very impressive - african armies -
>>>>>>>>>> LOL! And don't forget the Taliban - LMAO!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Heck, even the probably richest army in the world,
>>>>>>>>>>> Saoudi-Arabia and/or Oman, uses huge fleets of Toyota's (and
>>>>>>>>>>> Pinzgauers), not LR.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Bwhahahahahaha. Let me think - how many important wars have
>>>>>>>>>> those armies won? Proper armies don't use toymotas, just
>>>>>>>>>> these little ****ant ones that never go to war like the ones
>>>>>>>>>> you list. PS - the Pinzgauer is British now. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Yeah, and all of a sudden they can't make a decent manual 5sp
>>>>>>>>> anymore....even a generic EU-homologation seems out of the
>>>>>>>>> window currently....
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Why EU homologate a fighting machine - EU countries like to
>>>>>>>> hide under the bed when war comes. . . . . .
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Austrian-made Pinzgauer & Haflinger were readily available
>>>>>>> for the civil market....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> And the Pinz is now sold only for military purposes as civvy
>>>>>> sales were disappointing before the UK bought the design.
>>>>>
>>>>> Odd, given the amount of ambulances & firefighter vehicles....:))
>>>>>
>>>> Far less pinz ambulance and firefighter vehicles than Defender
>>>> based variants, so why bother with a stronger home competitor.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>> Anyway, buying Teutonic inventions is always easier than doing
>>>>>>>>> your own commercial failure, like with the FC101....;))
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You talk more and more rubbish - how can the 101 be a
>>>>>>>> commercial failure when it was never commercially available -
>>>>>>>> it was to special military order only like the lightweight,
>>>>>>>> both of which your country bought when you still had an army.
>>>>>>>> . . . .
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We never had the FC101.
>>>>>>> And good military designs always trickle down to the civil
>>>>>>> market
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You did, the Dutch Army bought 8 radio bodied 101's in 1979.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pff, what a success....they tested the Volvo C30x too, it even
>>>>> got a specific model-code.
>>>>>
>>>> You still bought them. 8 is a lot for your tiny little army.
>>>
>>> Our army make mistakes, okay?!?....;))
>>>

>> Yes, they didn't buy any more. . . . . . .

>
> They didn't buy Volvo's or Pinzi's, that's the worst mistake....
>

Ask nice, we might sell you some Pinz. Do they buy Toymotas? ;-)

>>>>>>>> As for buying teutonic inventions, it beats buying jap ones,
>>>>>>>> but then I guess it's very hard to buy a Dutch 4x4. . . . .
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The first ever 4wd was Dutch my dear....
>>>>>>> Fulltime too, like you wanted....:))
>>>>>>> Next year a century old.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> And look how succesful it was!
>>>>>
>>>>> Indeed, it won the race/challenge at that time....:))
>>>>>
>>>> And you can buy one now?
>>>
>>> Well, there was only one made....;))
>>> But luckily it survived, in a Dutch museum.
>>>

>> Must be better built than a Toyota if it's still around. . . . . .

>
> We like to cherish a single excellent product, instead of cherishing
> many mediocre products....:))
>

Good job as you don't make much, mediocre or cherishable. But then it's
always those who don't do anything who criticise those who do. . . . .

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean, it's better to order a fiberglass, alloy or SS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> replica Cruiser body than start the other way
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> around....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good grief - it's embarrassing enough to be seen in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Toyota, let alone extending their life beyond the normal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5 years by fitting a body made out of the same stuff as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the dashboard. . . . . . :-(
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> At least you can bang your head on it, when (not if) you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> have a stuck LR blocking your way for the gazillionst
>>>>>>>>>>>>> time....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Only Toymotas I see are on the end of a rope attached to my
>>>>>>>>>>>> nato hitch while I pull them out of muddy car parks and
>>>>>>>>>>>> other such difficult terrain.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That's how we snapped half-shafts on our 109 too, by
>>>>>>>>>>> towing....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Well I never have and all those toymotas I tow out with all
>>>>>>>>>> that chrome and velour seats are heavy you know - maybe you
>>>>>>>>>> should learn to drive.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> But pray tell, why are there dozens of aftermarket halfshafts
>>>>>>>>> for LR's available, and virtually none for TLC's?....;))
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Because TLC's don't get old enough to repair, you just buy
>>>>>>>> another disposable jap motor.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But why then repair a LR from tip to toe?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You don't need to, mine has had veryl little done in over 40
>>>>>> years, all major components are original.
>>>>>
>>>>> See, that's the difference.
>>>>> Toyota's are used for their intended purpose, often ten times
>>>>> worse. LR's are only conservated, because that's the only thing
>>>>> you can do with them....:))
>>>>>
>>>> 307,000 miles plus 11 years army service 'conservated'?????? All
>>>> that plastic in your toymota must be going to your head!
>>>
>>> With how many rebuilds, pray tell?....;))
>>>

>> None, it is still all on its original components - no rebuilds,
>> rebores or replacements, just servicing and items like seals, bushes
>> etc and a new carb. The engine is tired now though and in another
>> 50k miles she might need some headwork, but she's just passed her
>> annual MOT test on emmissions so she can't be too bad. Only three
>> weeks ago the old lady was pulling a shiny Hilux Surf out of a Welsh
>> peat bog halfway up a mountain. Interesting to note that although
>> the Hilux was over thirty years younger it still had the same basic
>> design as my old girl - cart springs, drum brakes etc, etc.

>
> See, that's what they like in thirdworld countries....springs that
> can be welded back together by the local blacksmith.


I'd like to see a blacksmith fix that dodgy IFS on many toymotas.

> But they don't like getting only 1/3rd of vehicle-width as a driver,
> forcing your elbow out of the window....:))
>

Thats exactly what they want in a working vehicle - more cargo space at the
expense of the driver. It's only weekend poseurs who worry about comfort.

>>>>>>>>> And why can't no aftermarket locker survive on a stock LR
>>>>>>>>> halfshaft, and why even with a locker a TLC still doesn't need
>>>>>>>>> an aftermarket halfshaft?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Because Toyotas have no axle travel, they had to design them to
>>>>>>>> take lockers, LR's don't suffer this problem so didn't need
>>>>>>>> such axles.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is that why KAM-Differentials got UK-military orders for their
>>>>>>> cable locker?....;))
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not for fitment to LR's they didn't.
>>>
>>> Yes they did.
>>> Cable-operation plus manual-override on the axle itself was
>>> supposedly a NATO-requirement/wish.
>>>

>> Nope. Stayed on the wish list, was never implemented.

>
> It was more than a test, it was a significant order AFAIK, perhaps a
> fleet for only a certain specialized army squadron.
>

You are dreaming again - post a link or pipe down.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only sad thing is that they don't offer complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fiber/alloy/SS FJ55 bodies....;((
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (but even in misery-climate UK several have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> survived....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> True, but then Toymotas just aren't up to harsh climates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like Britain - best keep them in a heated garage if you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> want then to last. . . ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or hose them off every day, like in the military, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cheater!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You could hose your jap toys off every hour, they will
>>>>>>>>>>>> still get towed to the scrappy by a LR 3 or 4 times their
>>>>>>>>>>>> age eventually. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> It's almost gerontofilia to keep them around for so long,
>>>>>>>>>>> and rebuilding them time after time....;))
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Hahahaha. You really don't know what you are talking about do
>>>>>>>>>> you? The vast majority of old Land Rovers are run by people
>>>>>>>>>> who've owned them for years and barely change the oil, let
>>>>>>>>>> alone rebuild them! Just face facts, you will never see as
>>>>>>>>>> many old Toyotas on the roads as you will Land Rovers because
>>>>>>>>>> Toymotas aren't designed to last.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I know the staggering amount of ads for complete replacement
>>>>>>>>> frames, bulkheads etc etc....you won't find that for Land
>>>>>>>>> Cruisers.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Of course you won't - there are tens of thousands of 40 year
>>>>>>>> old Land Rovers about that finally need repairs - how many 40
>>>>>>>> year old toymotas are there? Five or six?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Never been to Africa/Afghanistan/Pakistan, eh?
>>>>>>> (actually, Afghanistan/Yemen were the first Cruiser export
>>>>>>> markets ever)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You keep asking the same question. Africa - yes, Afghanistan -
>>>>>> no, Pakistan - yes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Btw, noticed what kind of 4wd taxi they use in Iraq?
>>>>>>> FJ55.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor things - they don't have much choice in Iraq at the moment
>>>>>> and have to use whatever is available.
>>>>>
>>>>> But they had *every* choice when these where bought ('67-79).
>>>>> Yet they choose TLC, not LR.
>>>>>
>>>> And then replaced them with Stage 1 109's in 1979. . . . . .
>>>
>>> No, they kept using these FJ55's till this very day....:))
>>>

>> Only the poor sods who couldn't get his hands on a V8. The 55's left
>> are a handful now.

>
> There wouldn't have been that many on TV in that case....hundreds if
> not thousands are around.
>

Watching your TV isn't really a scientific basis for a survey of how many
old unroadworthy jap motors didn't get bombed by the coalition is it? :)

>>>>> Actually, I have been in contact with a Pakistani non-profit
>>>>> organisation, who wanted to use an EU-gift on vehicles, which had
>>>>> to be EU-made (gotta love those EU-bureaucrats).
>>>>> They wanted everything *but* a LR....they begged and plead if I
>>>>> *really* didn't know any Toyota 4x4 made in Europe....I even tried
>>>>> talking them into the new Santana Annibal, getting rid of most of
>>>>> the sick details, but they still didn't want to budge....
>>>>> Can you imagine, money for free to buy LR's, but instead using
>>>>> money out of their own pockets to buy TLC's?....:))
>>>>>
>>>> No. like most of your posts i can't believe it and you don't seem
>>>> able to back them up either.
>>>
>>> Better believe me.
>>> Even Pakistani abroad have faith in Google (and me)....;))
>>> Boy, that was one of the saddest messages I ever had to convey, with
>>> bleeding heart....stupid EU-bureaucrats!
>>>

>> Post a link if you want believing, otherwise keep your fantasies to
>> yourself.

>
> Using Google to find/trust me, not me to put that conversation
> online....even had a Dutch Santana dealer ready with an offer for 20
> units, but they still didn't bite....smart folks....:))
>

Post the link then or pipe down.

>>>>>>> Haven't seen much LR's there, have you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You've obviously never been there or you would have seen tens of
>>>>>> thousands of Land Rovers. Saddam Hussein bought huge numbers of
>>>>>> LWB Stage 1 V8's for his army and then many 110, most of which
>>>>>> were in service until the recent war! ;-)
>>>>>
>>>>> See, he lost....;))))
>>>>>
>>>> He lost to other Land Rovers, not jap plastic-fantastic
>>>> disposables.
>>>
>>> You mean diesel vs gasoline?
>>> Fair deal, fair defeat....;))
>>>

>> What difference does that make in the desert? They are hardly going
>> to be doing much deep water fording are they? ;-)

>
> You like fueling up in the heat of the battle?


You've clearly never been near a battle field or a 109 V8 which has a range
of 250 miles - you'd need to plan pretty badly to need to fill up when you
got to the front line. It's irrelevant anyway as they were only used for
retreating! :)

> The ratio is 2:1 for Cruiser gasoline vs diesel in heavy sand, and
> that's with *equal* displacement.
>

Good job that they didn't use them in heavy sand then. Arabs know better
than to drive in heavy sand when they are in a rush and especially when
being shot at. It's just us off-road tourists who like to play in soft sand!
Though to be fair to the Iraqi 109 V8's, they were/are fitted with Michelin
XS - the finest sand tyres ever made and a huge advantage over the mud
terrains fitted to most coalition vehicles.

>>>>>> You also see many Land Rovers which are locally assembled in
>>>>>> Turkey and shipped in through Mosul. If you watched any TV
>>>>>> during the recent conflict you will have seen US special forces
>>>>>> in the north of the country using civvy-spec white LR Defender
>>>>>> TD5 double cabs to support the Kurdish militias, a vehicle which
>>>>>> the US spec ops universally praised as superior to humvees for
>>>>>> that role. . . . .
>>>>>
>>>>> No you don't, you see much more Toyota pickups, Hilux &
>>>>> Cruiser....:))
>>>>>
>>>> Yes you do.
>>>
>>> Don't be childish, you look away when you see a Toyota on the
>>> screen, that doesn't count.
>>>

>> I don't look away, but the chrome and two-tone paint on those
>> gin-palaces you pretend are off-roaders does tend to blind one
>> somewhat. . . .

>
> They don't sell chrome in Africa, and in the Gulf they sell goldplated
> ornaments.
>

All the Toyotas I've seen in Kenya, Sierra Leone and Zimbabwe had chrome.

>>>>>>>> There is no point having a strong parts supply
>>>>>>>> for jap stuff when they don't last long enough to need the
>>>>>>>> parts is there?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Tell them in Iraq....:))
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> You think any of the Iraqi toymotas are 40 years old? Ten at the
>>>>>> most and thats only because they don't get wet and rust away in
>>>>>> the gulf.
>>>>>
>>>>> Those FJ55's are 25-35 years old by now.
>>>>> Spending their entire life as taxi....
>>>>>
>>>> I'm afraid not, there are hardly any 55's left and those that do
>>>> survive are usually on their 3rd engine and 4th gearbox.
>>>
>>> You didn't watch much TV during the heat of the battle then....I
>>> have seen more than 10 of them, every line of waiting cars outside
>>> major cities contained at least one of these white/orange FJ55's.
>>> I even have a collection of close-up pix from an Cruiser-buddy war-
>>> photographer, shot somewhere in the north of Iraq.
>>>

>> I watched it very carefully to see if I could spot any of our brave
>> dutch allies helping out, but sadly saw none whether in a Toyota or
>> not. :(

>
> Where did it say this Cruiser-buddy was Dutch?


Just a rough guess from all the nl's in your addy. Where you are from is
irrelevant, but we were discussing the Dutch forces.

> There is probably only one original FJ55 left in Holland (the UK
> recently lost one to Portugal btw....:)), so that's no source for
> likeminded folks....:cool:)
>

Wow - they really last don't they? :)
Fortunately theres million of much older Land Rovers left.. . . .

>> One per city, yep that sounds about how many are left now.
>>
>> I'd love to see those pics - post a url will you?

>
> Don't think CNN & Co. keep their galleries online that long....
> Can mail them if you want, don't have a gallery for those yet.
> Even a video of the Basra statue toppling was enhanced by a FJ55 taxi
> driving past in the background.
>

Well it would be too delicate to be doing any hard work, I guess taxi work
round town is about what they are built for. . . .

>>> Plus a shot & burned carcass, which only an FJ55-owner will
>>> recognize....;((
>>>

>> Same old story - successful and powerful western army uses LR and
>> wins, third world dictator uses any crap, even toyota and loses. You
>> must be so proud! :)

>
> Shooting a thin-metal vehicle, that according to you already falls
> apart from rust, is that fair engagement on the
> battlefield?....organise a tug- of-war for crying out loud, but leave
> the body intact!....;))
>

Sounds fair to me - if my army thought so little of me to put me in a
Toyota, I'd surrender immediately! I wonder if the French use Toyotas. . . .
.. .?

>>>>>>>>> Btw, read a lovely report on a mailinglist, doing research on
>>>>>>>>> the origin of a capstan winch, from his father in
>>>>>>>>> law....someone suggested Land Rover....but that was dismissed
>>>>>>>>> quickly, because his father in law was by far not rich enough
>>>>>>>>> to keep up with maintenance cost....:))
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sure you did. Keeping a LR serviced is a hell of a lot cheaper
>>>>>>>> than buying a new jap thing every few years and much better for
>>>>>>>> the environment. . . . . .
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Since when is a puddle of oil good for the environment?....:))))
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Since according to the EU 92% of the entire pollution associated
>>>>>> with a cars life is generated during its production, not from its
>>>>>> engine during its running life. Therefore my 40 year old LR with
>>>>>> a little oil leak is infinitely more environmentally friendly
>>>>>> that your much newer and regularly replaced tin japbox. :)
>>>>>
>>>>> No EU-commission will have imagined or even considered a modern
>>>>> vehicle that leaks more crap standing still than it will ever emit
>>>>> through the exhaust....:))
>>>>
>>>> Try to keep up - not standing still, but during the manufacturing
>>>> of the vehicle far more pollution is realeased than during it's
>>>> life, so your jap kiddy-cars aren't very green.
>>>
>>> They still probably waste more oil during production to find all the
>>> out- of-spec leaks and missing plugs than during actual life &
>>> service....:))
>>>

>> Probably, maybe, perhaps. Thats all you do isn't it - guessing? I can
>> understand the innate sense of inferiority driving your jappy thing
>> instills, but please try to support your automotive racism with a
>> little more fact and a little less verbal diahorrea.

>
> Better that than ****ting oil in the driveway....:))
>

Concede the point again and try to bring it back to an oil leak! You're
running out of stuff to moan about and repeating yourself. . . .

>>> Hey, fair is fair, I missed a few plugs once too, but that was in a
>>> military personel-carrier track....when crossing a deep puddle, it
>>> mysteriously didn't float that well, and we had to take a few
>>> 100kg's of mud home. One of my barets still sits way tighter than
>>> the other....:))

>>
>> If you knew anything about off-roading you would know that a floating
>> vehicle has no traction - it must sink to ford water successfully

>
> No, a track doesn't, and with larger paddled wheels you can get
> forward too.


LOL - assuming their is no current or you may choose where you enter the
river, but not where you leave! Your answers are sounding increasingly
desperate as you clutch at straws . . . . ;-)

> It can and will float, but they put a ban on that after some idiot
> pulled his life-vest while sinking, before leaving the vehicle.
> That's why the procedure of those plugs wasn't well-trained, but it
> made searching for deep water all the more fun of course....:))
>

Are we even having the same discusiion any more? Put that spliff out!

>> though
>> of course I realise that being totally flat the Dutch idea of
>> difficult off-roading is a puddle you could drive a mini through
>> without dirtying the alloys. If 'baret' is an English word, it's not
>> in my dictionary, please illucidate.
>>
>> And remember the words from the Toyota advert - '. . . .the car in
>> front is a Toyota. . . .' coz it's bloody stuck again! :D

>
> At least its blood is still where it belongs, instead of dribbling
> out....:))


Blood? What are you smoking? Try more tobacco and less **** dude! I await
your continued irrelevant ramblings with baited breath. . . . .

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>
>>>>
>>> Indeed, but I never claimed the laws of physics varied between
>>> vehicles, merely that one vehicle may make a particular slope when
>>> another doesn't.

>>
>> Yep, one with axle-lockers does, the one without doesn't.

>
> Nope. The one with momentum and the one with TC may also make it. A
> light vehicle with no lockers may make it whereas a heavy one without
> may not. You just can't generalise these things.
>
>> Pray tell, why did they left out the manual center diff locker on a
>> previous generation Discovery, but quickly reimplemented it?....same
>> concept, same solution....what spins front/rear can spin left/right.
>>

> It was left out because it was deemed too complex for American buyers to
> understand and re-implemented because they complained it wasn't there.
> Actually the diff-lock was always there, just the lever was missing. For
> most users, TC without a centre diff-lock is more than enough as long as
> it is combined with low ratio and hill descent control.
>
>>>>>>>>>> Nobody gets anywhere with only a length-wise locked drivetrain
>>>>>>>>>> on a hill with the left side on dry road, and the right side
>>>>>>>>>> on a strip of ice.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Typical sweeping generalisation - depends on many things such
>>>>>>>>> as weight, tyres, angle of slope, but you certainly don't need
>>>>>>>>> a locker. Bog standard Freelander with ETC will get up it
>>>>>>>>> easily.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, it will stall on a slope that is half as steep as with
>>>>>>>> lockers. ETC wastes 50% of torque by definition.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> http://www.a1.nl/phomepag/markerink/tad_elec.htm
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Only relevant if you do not have excess power - the Freelander
>>>>>>> has more than enough power to allow a 50% loss and still move.
>>>>>>> All cars do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No Tcase-less vehicle has enough power to waste 50% on a slope,
>>>>>> not loaded to GVW, even less with trailer.
>>>>>
>>>>> What rubbish, of course they have - a Freelander V6 has 175hp -
>>>>> 87.5hp is still quite enough to pull it up a slope in 1st.
>>>>
>>>> *A* slope, but not a gnarly slope.
>>>> Murphy says *a* slope does not exist....it must be gnarly.
>>>>
>>> Moving the goalposts again as you concede the point.

>>
>> That's the fun of offroad: there are no goalposts....:))
>>

> Thank you for conceding the point.
>
>>>>>> (you do know that the EU tow-ratings are based on multiple starts
>>>>>> on a 12% slope, don't you?)
>>>>>>
>>>>> Yes I do, but you are going off at a tangent - you loose the point
>>>>> and try to include towing when it was never mentioned.
>>>>
>>>> Hook up that trailer and try your patch of ice again, now with 50%
>>>> loss of torque. Your max-gnarly hill has now been reduced to 6%.
>>>>
>>> Random introduction of trailer to mask yet another point you have
>>> lost. The Dutch are quite good footballers; is it because they also
>>> keep moving the posts?

>>
>> You did not get that axle-locker to tackle best-case scenario's my
>> dear....not as long as Murphy is around....;))
>> For best-case scenario's you don't need 4wd or low-range at all.
>>

> Thank you for conceding the point.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We once had a 109, and in the end we started stocking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> those halfshafts ourselves....even looking at the 4wd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> button on hard pavement was enough to hear it pop....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't be held responsible for your incompetence. They are
>>>>>>>>>>>>> strong enough for the British Army, it must be you who is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrong. Tell me which decent armies use Toyotas then?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Never been to Africa, eh?....;))
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Plenty of times, can't you read?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Western armies like to spend time & money on
>>>>>>>>>> maintenance....African armies don't....:))
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So they buy the cheapest crap they can, use it very little
>>>>>>>>> (certainly not abroad!) and replace regularly!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's the funny thing....they don't replace regularly.
>>>>>>>> (not do they have to because spare-parts supply for that era
>>>>>>>> runs dry....every customized-vehicle army has no choice)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Proper armies need proper vehicles - mickey mouse armies can get
>>>>>>> ny with toyotas et al.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You mean this?....:))
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/fj40dana/quacker.jpg
>>>>>>
>>>>> No, thats a donald duck motor - cockney rhyming slang.
>>>>
>>>> But at least it doesn't waggle like a RR without antiswaybars....:))
>>>>
>>> If you want axle travel you get body roll. Toyotas don't usually have
>>> have axle travel and thus don't roll when on the school run or the
>>> supermarket car park. Here's a webpage that shows of all the cars
>>> tested a standard 1992 Range Rover had more axle travel than any
>>> other vehicle all except one of the modded and lifted vehicles. The
>>> 92 TLC gets a reasonable score, but all the other toymotas are poor,
>>> which is why they need their lockers so badly to compensate.
>>>
>>> http://www.offroaders.com/info/tech-corner/rti.htm

>>
>> Then why did Rover invent a dynamic/hydraulic antiswaybar on the
>> Disco?....;))
>>

> To allow a vehicle that could retain huge axle travel *and* corner flat,
> but then you already knew that didn't you?
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The Humvee also only survives in the US-army because they
>>>>>>>>>>>> have plenty of repair/maintenance on hand, in the field. Ask
>>>>>>>>>>>> civilian Hummer owners....:)) African armies don't like that
>>>>>>>>>>>> concept either, so they choose Toyota.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I don't have a Hummvee. Very impressive - african armies -
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL! And don't forget the Taliban - LMAO!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Heck, even the probably richest army in the world,
>>>>>>>>>>>> Saoudi-Arabia and/or Oman, uses huge fleets of Toyota's (and
>>>>>>>>>>>> Pinzgauers), not LR.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Bwhahahahahaha. Let me think - how many important wars have
>>>>>>>>>>> those armies won? Proper armies don't use toymotas, just
>>>>>>>>>>> these little ****ant ones that never go to war like the ones
>>>>>>>>>>> you list. PS - the Pinzgauer is British now. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, and all of a sudden they can't make a decent manual 5sp
>>>>>>>>>> anymore....even a generic EU-homologation seems out of the
>>>>>>>>>> window currently....
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Why EU homologate a fighting machine - EU countries like to
>>>>>>>>> hide under the bed when war comes. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Austrian-made Pinzgauer & Haflinger were readily available
>>>>>>>> for the civil market....
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And the Pinz is now sold only for military purposes as civvy
>>>>>>> sales were disappointing before the UK bought the design.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Odd, given the amount of ambulances & firefighter vehicles....:))
>>>>>>
>>>>> Far less pinz ambulance and firefighter vehicles than Defender
>>>>> based variants, so why bother with a stronger home competitor.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, buying Teutonic inventions is always easier than doing
>>>>>>>>>> your own commercial failure, like with the FC101....;))
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You talk more and more rubbish - how can the 101 be a
>>>>>>>>> commercial failure when it was never commercially available -
>>>>>>>>> it was to special military order only like the lightweight,
>>>>>>>>> both of which your country bought when you still had an army.
>>>>>>>>> . . . .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We never had the FC101.
>>>>>>>> And good military designs always trickle down to the civil
>>>>>>>> market
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You did, the Dutch Army bought 8 radio bodied 101's in 1979.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pff, what a success....they tested the Volvo C30x too, it even
>>>>>> got a specific model-code.
>>>>>>
>>>>> You still bought them. 8 is a lot for your tiny little army.
>>>>
>>>> Our army make mistakes, okay?!?....;))
>>>>
>>> Yes, they didn't buy any more. . . . . . .

>>
>> They didn't buy Volvo's or Pinzi's, that's the worst mistake....
>>

> Ask nice, we might sell you some Pinz. Do they buy Toymotas? ;-)
>
>>>>>>>>> As for buying teutonic inventions, it beats buying jap ones,
>>>>>>>>> but then I guess it's very hard to buy a Dutch 4x4. . . . .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The first ever 4wd was Dutch my dear....
>>>>>>>> Fulltime too, like you wanted....:))
>>>>>>>> Next year a century old.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And look how succesful it was!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Indeed, it won the race/challenge at that time....:))
>>>>>>
>>>>> And you can buy one now?
>>>>
>>>> Well, there was only one made....;))
>>>> But luckily it survived, in a Dutch museum.
>>>>
>>> Must be better built than a Toyota if it's still around. . . . . .

>>
>> We like to cherish a single excellent product, instead of cherishing
>> many mediocre products....:))
>>

> Good job as you don't make much, mediocre or cherishable. But then it's
> always those who don't do anything who criticise those who do. . . . .
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I mean, it's better to order a fiberglass, alloy or SS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> replica Cruiser body than start the other way
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> around....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good grief - it's embarrassing enough to be seen in a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Toyota, let alone extending their life beyond the normal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5 years by fitting a body made out of the same stuff as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the dashboard. . . . . . :-(
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> At least you can bang your head on it, when (not if) you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have a stuck LR blocking your way for the gazillionst
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only Toymotas I see are on the end of a rope attached to my
>>>>>>>>>>>>> nato hitch while I pull them out of muddy car parks and
>>>>>>>>>>>>> other such difficult terrain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's how we snapped half-shafts on our 109 too, by
>>>>>>>>>>>> towing....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Well I never have and all those toymotas I tow out with all
>>>>>>>>>>> that chrome and velour seats are heavy you know - maybe you
>>>>>>>>>>> should learn to drive.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> But pray tell, why are there dozens of aftermarket halfshafts
>>>>>>>>>> for LR's available, and virtually none for TLC's?....;))
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Because TLC's don't get old enough to repair, you just buy
>>>>>>>>> another disposable jap motor.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But why then repair a LR from tip to toe?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You don't need to, mine has had veryl little done in over 40
>>>>>>> years, all major components are original.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> See, that's the difference.
>>>>>> Toyota's are used for their intended purpose, often ten times
>>>>>> worse. LR's are only conservated, because that's the only thing
>>>>>> you can do with them....:))
>>>>>>
>>>>> 307,000 miles plus 11 years army service 'conservated'?????? All
>>>>> that plastic in your toymota must be going to your head!
>>>>
>>>> With how many rebuilds, pray tell?....;))
>>>>
>>> None, it is still all on its original components - no rebuilds,
>>> rebores or replacements, just servicing and items like seals, bushes
>>> etc and a new carb. The engine is tired now though and in another
>>> 50k miles she might need some headwork, but she's just passed her
>>> annual MOT test on emmissions so she can't be too bad. Only three
>>> weeks ago the old lady was pulling a shiny Hilux Surf out of a Welsh
>>> peat bog halfway up a mountain. Interesting to note that although
>>> the Hilux was over thirty years younger it still had the same basic
>>> design as my old girl - cart springs, drum brakes etc, etc.

>>
>> See, that's what they like in thirdworld countries....springs that
>> can be welded back together by the local blacksmith.

>
> I'd like to see a blacksmith fix that dodgy IFS on many toymotas.
>
>> But they don't like getting only 1/3rd of vehicle-width as a driver,
>> forcing your elbow out of the window....:))
>>

> Thats exactly what they want in a working vehicle - more cargo space at
> the expense of the driver. It's only weekend poseurs who worry about
> comfort.


It's only the mall driver that can live with short trips due to this
ergonomic disaster, and he must stop frequently anyway to check for oil
leaks. TLC-owners can and do spend more time behind the wheel in one long
trip.
Btw, which LR-product can be had with factory larger fuel tanks?
Or a snorkel, for that matter?

>>>>>>>>>> And why can't no aftermarket locker survive on a stock LR
>>>>>>>>>> halfshaft, and why even with a locker a TLC still doesn't need
>>>>>>>>>> an aftermarket halfshaft?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Because Toyotas have no axle travel, they had to design them to
>>>>>>>>> take lockers, LR's don't suffer this problem so didn't need
>>>>>>>>> such axles.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is that why KAM-Differentials got UK-military orders for their
>>>>>>>> cable locker?....;))
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not for fitment to LR's they didn't.
>>>>
>>>> Yes they did.
>>>> Cable-operation plus manual-override on the axle itself was
>>>> supposedly a NATO-requirement/wish.
>>>>
>>> Nope. Stayed on the wish list, was never implemented.

>>
>> It was more than a test, it was a significant order AFAIK, perhaps a
>> fleet for only a certain specialized army squadron.
>>

> You are dreaming again - post a link or pipe down.


I'd say the manufacturer himself would be the last to invent such things.
And that era wasn't riddled with web-sites yet, so you can do the piping
down yourself, spoiled Net-brat....:))

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only sad thing is that they don't offer complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fiber/alloy/SS FJ55 bodies....;((
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (but even in misery-climate UK several have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> survived....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> True, but then Toymotas just aren't up to harsh climates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like Britain - best keep them in a heated garage if you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> want then to last. . . ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or hose them off every day, like in the military, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cheater!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could hose your jap toys off every hour, they will
>>>>>>>>>>>>> still get towed to the scrappy by a LR 3 or 4 times their
>>>>>>>>>>>>> age eventually. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It's almost gerontofilia to keep them around for so long,
>>>>>>>>>>>> and rebuilding them time after time....;))
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Hahahaha. You really don't know what you are talking about do
>>>>>>>>>>> you? The vast majority of old Land Rovers are run by people
>>>>>>>>>>> who've owned them for years and barely change the oil, let
>>>>>>>>>>> alone rebuild them! Just face facts, you will never see as
>>>>>>>>>>> many old Toyotas on the roads as you will Land Rovers because
>>>>>>>>>>> Toymotas aren't designed to last.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I know the staggering amount of ads for complete replacement
>>>>>>>>>> frames, bulkheads etc etc....you won't find that for Land
>>>>>>>>>> Cruisers.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Of course you won't - there are tens of thousands of 40 year
>>>>>>>>> old Land Rovers about that finally need repairs - how many 40
>>>>>>>>> year old toymotas are there? Five or six?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Never been to Africa/Afghanistan/Pakistan, eh?
>>>>>>>> (actually, Afghanistan/Yemen were the first Cruiser export
>>>>>>>> markets ever)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You keep asking the same question. Africa - yes, Afghanistan -
>>>>>>> no, Pakistan - yes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Btw, noticed what kind of 4wd taxi they use in Iraq?
>>>>>>>> FJ55.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Poor things - they don't have much choice in Iraq at the moment
>>>>>>> and have to use whatever is available.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But they had *every* choice when these where bought ('67-79).
>>>>>> Yet they choose TLC, not LR.
>>>>>>
>>>>> And then replaced them with Stage 1 109's in 1979. . . . . .
>>>>
>>>> No, they kept using these FJ55's till this very day....:))
>>>>
>>> Only the poor sods who couldn't get his hands on a V8. The 55's left
>>> are a handful now.

>>
>> There wouldn't have been that many on TV in that case....hundreds if
>> not thousands are around.
>>

> Watching your TV isn't really a scientific basis for a survey of how
> many old unroadworthy jap motors didn't get bombed by the coalition is
> it? :)


At least 2 or 3 different video appearances, and 4 different still
images....how large would that chance have been, with only a dozen left in
entire Iraq? Are you that stochastically challenged?

>>>>>> Actually, I have been in contact with a Pakistani non-profit
>>>>>> organisation, who wanted to use an EU-gift on vehicles, which had
>>>>>> to be EU-made (gotta love those EU-bureaucrats).
>>>>>> They wanted everything *but* a LR....they begged and plead if I
>>>>>> *really* didn't know any Toyota 4x4 made in Europe....I even tried
>>>>>> talking them into the new Santana Annibal, getting rid of most of
>>>>>> the sick details, but they still didn't want to budge....
>>>>>> Can you imagine, money for free to buy LR's, but instead using
>>>>>> money out of their own pockets to buy TLC's?....:))
>>>>>>
>>>>> No. like most of your posts i can't believe it and you don't seem
>>>>> able to back them up either.
>>>>
>>>> Better believe me.
>>>> Even Pakistani abroad have faith in Google (and me)....;))
>>>> Boy, that was one of the saddest messages I ever had to convey, with
>>>> bleeding heart....stupid EU-bureaucrats!
>>>>
>>> Post a link if you want believing, otherwise keep your fantasies to
>>> yourself.

>>
>> Using Google to find/trust me, not me to put that conversation
>> online....even had a Dutch Santana dealer ready with an offer for 20
>> units, but they still didn't bite....smart folks....:))
>>

> Post the link then or pipe down.


Only a fool can expect me to disclose a private email conversation....

>>>>>>>> Haven't seen much LR's there, have you?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You've obviously never been there or you would have seen tens of
>>>>>>> thousands of Land Rovers. Saddam Hussein bought huge numbers of
>>>>>>> LWB Stage 1 V8's for his army and then many 110, most of which
>>>>>>> were in service until the recent war! ;-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> See, he lost....;))))
>>>>>>
>>>>> He lost to other Land Rovers, not jap plastic-fantastic
>>>>> disposables.
>>>>
>>>> You mean diesel vs gasoline?
>>>> Fair deal, fair defeat....;))
>>>>
>>> What difference does that make in the desert? They are hardly going
>>> to be doing much deep water fording are they? ;-)

>>
>> You like fueling up in the heat of the battle?

>
> You've clearly never been near a battle field or a 109 V8 which has a
> range of 250 miles - you'd need to plan pretty badly to need to fill up
> when you got to the front line. It's irrelevant anyway as they were only
> used for retreating! :)


But the question is also: do you want to fuel up with gasoline instead of
diesel, in a scorching heat?

>> The ratio is 2:1 for Cruiser gasoline vs diesel in heavy sand, and
>> that's with *equal* displacement.
>>

> Good job that they didn't use them in heavy sand then. Arabs know better
> than to drive in heavy sand when they are in a rush and especially when
> being shot at. It's just us off-road tourists who like to play in soft
> sand!


Go tell all the camels that they can exchange their feet for something more
agile....:))

> Though to be fair to the Iraqi 109 V8's, they were/are fitted with
> Michelin XS - the finest sand tyres ever made and a huge advantage over
> the mud terrains fitted to most coalition vehicles.


No, the Michelin XZL has replaced it, with Saoudi or Oman military approval
after testing in sand with Pinzgauers:

http://www.a1.nl/phomepag/markerink/michelin-XZL.txt



>>>>>>> You also see many Land Rovers which are locally assembled in
>>>>>>> Turkey and shipped in through Mosul. If you watched any TV
>>>>>>> during the recent conflict you will have seen US special forces
>>>>>>> in the north of the country using civvy-spec white LR Defender
>>>>>>> TD5 double cabs to support the Kurdish militias, a vehicle which
>>>>>>> the US spec ops universally praised as superior to humvees for
>>>>>>> that role. . . . .
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No you don't, you see much more Toyota pickups, Hilux &
>>>>>> Cruiser....:))
>>>>>>
>>>>> Yes you do.
>>>>
>>>> Don't be childish, you look away when you see a Toyota on the
>>>> screen, that doesn't count.
>>>>
>>> I don't look away, but the chrome and two-tone paint on those
>>> gin-palaces you pretend are off-roaders does tend to blind one
>>> somewhat. . . .

>>
>> They don't sell chrome in Africa, and in the Gulf they sell goldplated
>> ornaments.
>>

> All the Toyotas I've seen in Kenya, Sierra Leone and Zimbabwe had
> chrome.


I'd say you attract the wrong kind of folks then....;))

>>>>>>>>> There is no point having a strong parts supply
>>>>>>>>> for jap stuff when they don't last long enough to need the
>>>>>>>>> parts is there?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Tell them in Iraq....:))
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You think any of the Iraqi toymotas are 40 years old? Ten at the
>>>>>>> most and thats only because they don't get wet and rust away in
>>>>>>> the gulf.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Those FJ55's are 25-35 years old by now.
>>>>>> Spending their entire life as taxi....
>>>>>>
>>>>> I'm afraid not, there are hardly any 55's left and those that do
>>>>> survive are usually on their 3rd engine and 4th gearbox.
>>>>
>>>> You didn't watch much TV during the heat of the battle then....I
>>>> have seen more than 10 of them, every line of waiting cars outside
>>>> major cities contained at least one of these white/orange FJ55's.
>>>> I even have a collection of close-up pix from an Cruiser-buddy war-
>>>> photographer, shot somewhere in the north of Iraq.
>>>>
>>> I watched it very carefully to see if I could spot any of our brave
>>> dutch allies helping out, but sadly saw none whether in a Toyota or
>>> not. :(

>>
>> Where did it say this Cruiser-buddy was Dutch?

>
> Just a rough guess from all the nl's in your addy. Where you are from is
> irrelevant, but we were discussing the Dutch forces.


No, you made a reference to that photographer.

>> There is probably only one original FJ55 left in Holland (the UK
>> recently lost one to Portugal btw....:)), so that's no source for
>> likeminded folks....:cool:)
>>

> Wow - they really last don't they? :)
> Fortunately theres million of much older Land Rovers left.. . . .


Yeah well, Cruisers that don't pass our Dutch DOT-test are shipped off to
Africa witht he speed of light.
Now that's not something that will happen easily with a LR....:))
(even if your DOT was as strict as ours, which it isn't)

>>> One per city, yep that sounds about how many are left now.
>>>
>>> I'd love to see those pics - post a url will you?

>>
>> Don't think CNN & Co. keep their galleries online that long....
>> Can mail them if you want, don't have a gallery for those yet.
>> Even a video of the Basra statue toppling was enhanced by a FJ55 taxi
>> driving past in the background.
>>

> Well it would be too delicate to be doing any hard work, I guess taxi
> work round town is about what they are built for. . . .


No, they have 2wd cars for that my dear....:))

>>>> Plus a shot & burned carcass, which only an FJ55-owner will
>>>> recognize....;((
>>>>
>>> Same old story - successful and powerful western army uses LR and
>>> wins, third world dictator uses any crap, even toyota and loses. You
>>> must be so proud! :)

>>
>> Shooting a thin-metal vehicle, that according to you already falls
>> apart from rust, is that fair engagement on the
>> battlefield?....organise a tug- of-war for crying out loud, but leave
>> the body intact!....;))
>>

> Sounds fair to me - if my army thought so little of me to put me in a
> Toyota, I'd surrender immediately! I wonder if the French use Toyotas. .
> . . . .?


They had nice compact 4x4's with portal axle, a model that hardly anyone
knows/uses outside France, quite a shame, with portal axles being such a
hot item in the modifying & rockcrawling community.

>>>>>>>>>> Btw, read a lovely report on a mailinglist, doing research on
>>>>>>>>>> the origin of a capstan winch, from his father in
>>>>>>>>>> law....someone suggested Land Rover....but that was dismissed
>>>>>>>>>> quickly, because his father in law was by far not rich enough
>>>>>>>>>> to keep up with maintenance cost....:))
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sure you did. Keeping a LR serviced is a hell of a lot cheaper
>>>>>>>>> than buying a new jap thing every few years and much better for
>>>>>>>>> the environment. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Since when is a puddle of oil good for the environment?....:))))
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Since according to the EU 92% of the entire pollution associated
>>>>>>> with a cars life is generated during its production, not from its
>>>>>>> engine during its running life. Therefore my 40 year old LR with
>>>>>>> a little oil leak is infinitely more environmentally friendly
>>>>>>> that your much newer and regularly replaced tin japbox. :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No EU-commission will have imagined or even considered a modern
>>>>>> vehicle that leaks more crap standing still than it will ever emit
>>>>>> through the exhaust....:))
>>>>>
>>>>> Try to keep up - not standing still, but during the manufacturing
>>>>> of the vehicle far more pollution is realeased than during it's
>>>>> life, so your jap kiddy-cars aren't very green.
>>>>
>>>> They still probably waste more oil during production to find all the
>>>> out- of-spec leaks and missing plugs than during actual life &
>>>> service....:))
>>>>
>>> Probably, maybe, perhaps. Thats all you do isn't it - guessing? I can
>>> understand the innate sense of inferiority driving your jappy thing
>>> instills, but please try to support your automotive racism with a
>>> little more fact and a little less verbal diahorrea.

>>
>> Better that than ****ting oil in the driveway....:))
>>

> Concede the point again and try to bring it back to an oil leak! You're
> running out of stuff to moan about and repeating yourself. . . .


I didn't stray from the oil subject into human excrements, you did....:))

>>>> Hey, fair is fair, I missed a few plugs once too, but that was in a
>>>> military personel-carrier track....when crossing a deep puddle, it
>>>> mysteriously didn't float that well, and we had to take a few
>>>> 100kg's of mud home. One of my barets still sits way tighter than
>>>> the other....:))
>>>
>>> If you knew anything about off-roading you would know that a floating
>>> vehicle has no traction - it must sink to ford water successfully

>>
>> No, a track doesn't, and with larger paddled wheels you can get
>> forward too.

>
> LOL - assuming their is no current or you may choose where you enter the
> river, but not where you leave! Your answers are sounding increasingly
> desperate as you clutch at straws . . . . ;-)


Any wise man will focus on a downstream point of arrival....only fools will
try to fight the current....you're not a fool, are ya?

>> It can and will float, but they put a ban on that after some idiot
>> pulled his life-vest while sinking, before leaving the vehicle.
>> That's why the procedure of those plugs wasn't well-trained, but it
>> made searching for deep water all the more fun of course....:))
>>

> Are we even having the same discusiion any more? Put that spliff out!


Only if you clean up your keyboard, because it starts stuttering.

>>> though
>>> of course I realise that being totally flat the Dutch idea of
>>> difficult off-roading is a puddle you could drive a mini through
>>> without dirtying the alloys. If 'baret' is an English word, it's not
>>> in my dictionary, please illucidate.
>>>
>>> And remember the words from the Toyota advert - '. . . .the car in
>>> front is a Toyota. . . .' coz it's bloody stuck again! :D

>>
>> At least its blood is still where it belongs, instead of dribbling
>> out....:))

>
> Blood? What are you smoking? Try more tobacco and less **** dude! I
> await your continued irrelevant ramblings with baited breath. . . . .


Hey, but still no complaints from others, like I told ya!....:))))

PS: you *did* watch that BBC-episode about the Toyota truck being mangled,
didn't you?....;))))
And you did read the last line in that other posting, didn't you?....:))))
How come these Brits have no pattriotism whatsoever towards LR?....;))

30 feet drop, and still driveable....;))


--
Bye,

Willem-Jan Markerink

The desire to understand
is sometimes far less intelligent than
the inability to understand

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>>>
>>> See, that's what they like in thirdworld countries....springs that
>>> can be welded back together by the local blacksmith.

>>
>> I'd like to see a blacksmith fix that dodgy IFS on many toymotas.
>>
>>> But they don't like getting only 1/3rd of vehicle-width as a driver,
>>> forcing your elbow out of the window....:))
>>>

>> Thats exactly what they want in a working vehicle - more cargo space
>> at the expense of the driver. It's only weekend poseurs who worry
>> about comfort.

>
> It's only the mall driver that can live with short trips due to this
> ergonomic disaster, and he must stop frequently anyway to check for
> oil leaks. TLC-owners can and do spend more time behind the wheel in
> one long trip.


LOL - still desperately trying the old oil leak one - TLC owners don't like
to get out so no-one recognises them.

> Btw, which LR-product can be had with factory larger fuel tanks?
> Or a snorkel, for that matter?
>

Larger fuel tanks - 90, 110, 130, 150 from the factory though my Discovery
also has extra fuel tanks which were retro-fitted. The TD5 is so efficient
compared to the oversized, heavy drinking Toyota units, that it doesn't need
big tanks though my V8 does! :)

Snorkel is available factory fitted on all LR models except Freelander.

>>>>>>>>>>> And why can't no aftermarket locker survive on a stock LR
>>>>>>>>>>> halfshaft, and why even with a locker a TLC still doesn't
>>>>>>>>>>> need an aftermarket halfshaft?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Because Toyotas have no axle travel, they had to design them
>>>>>>>>>> to take lockers, LR's don't suffer this problem so didn't
>>>>>>>>>> need such axles.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is that why KAM-Differentials got UK-military orders for their
>>>>>>>>> cable locker?....;))
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not for fitment to LR's they didn't.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes they did.
>>>>> Cable-operation plus manual-override on the axle itself was
>>>>> supposedly a NATO-requirement/wish.
>>>>>
>>>> Nope. Stayed on the wish list, was never implemented.
>>>
>>> It was more than a test, it was a significant order AFAIK, perhaps a
>>> fleet for only a certain specialized army squadron.
>>>

>> You are dreaming again - post a link or pipe down.

>
> I'd say the manufacturer himself would be the last to invent such
> things. And that era wasn't riddled with web-sites yet, so you can do
> the piping down yourself, spoiled Net-brat....:))
>

Startting to get to you as your lies are uncovered I see.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only sad thing is that they don't offer complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fiber/alloy/SS FJ55 bodies....;((
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (but even in misery-climate UK several have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> survived....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> True, but then Toymotas just aren't up to harsh
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> climates like Britain - best keep them in a heated
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garage if you want then to last. . . ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or hose them off every day, like in the military, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cheater!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could hose your jap toys off every hour, they will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still get towed to the scrappy by a LR 3 or 4 times their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> age eventually. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's almost gerontofilia to keep them around for so long,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and rebuilding them time after time....;))
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hahahaha. You really don't know what you are talking about
>>>>>>>>>>>> do you? The vast majority of old Land Rovers are run by
>>>>>>>>>>>> people who've owned them for years and barely change the
>>>>>>>>>>>> oil, let alone rebuild them! Just face facts, you will
>>>>>>>>>>>> never see as many old Toyotas on the roads as you will
>>>>>>>>>>>> Land Rovers because Toymotas aren't designed to last.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I know the staggering amount of ads for complete replacement
>>>>>>>>>>> frames, bulkheads etc etc....you won't find that for Land
>>>>>>>>>>> Cruisers.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Of course you won't - there are tens of thousands of 40 year
>>>>>>>>>> old Land Rovers about that finally need repairs - how many 40
>>>>>>>>>> year old toymotas are there? Five or six?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Never been to Africa/Afghanistan/Pakistan, eh?
>>>>>>>>> (actually, Afghanistan/Yemen were the first Cruiser export
>>>>>>>>> markets ever)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You keep asking the same question. Africa - yes, Afghanistan -
>>>>>>>> no, Pakistan - yes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Btw, noticed what kind of 4wd taxi they use in Iraq?
>>>>>>>>> FJ55.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Poor things - they don't have much choice in Iraq at the moment
>>>>>>>> and have to use whatever is available.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But they had *every* choice when these where bought ('67-79).
>>>>>>> Yet they choose TLC, not LR.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> And then replaced them with Stage 1 109's in 1979. . . . . .
>>>>>
>>>>> No, they kept using these FJ55's till this very day....:))
>>>>>
>>>> Only the poor sods who couldn't get his hands on a V8. The 55's
>>>> left are a handful now.
>>>
>>> There wouldn't have been that many on TV in that case....hundreds if
>>> not thousands are around.
>>>

>> Watching your TV isn't really a scientific basis for a survey of how
>> many old unroadworthy jap motors didn't get bombed by the coalition
>> is it? :)

>
> At least 2 or 3 different video appearances, and 4 different still
> images....how large would that chance have been, with only a dozen
> left in entire Iraq? Are you that stochastically challenged?
>

You're getting desperate now - you really think that would stand up in
court - '. . . .well your honour, I saw some on telly, so there must be
thousands left. . . .' Bwahahahahah :D

>>>>>>> Actually, I have been in contact with a Pakistani non-profit
>>>>>>> organisation, who wanted to use an EU-gift on vehicles, which
>>>>>>> had to be EU-made (gotta love those EU-bureaucrats).
>>>>>>> They wanted everything *but* a LR....they begged and plead if I
>>>>>>> *really* didn't know any Toyota 4x4 made in Europe....I even
>>>>>>> tried talking them into the new Santana Annibal, getting rid of
>>>>>>> most of the sick details, but they still didn't want to
>>>>>>> budge.... Can you imagine, money for free to buy LR's, but
>>>>>>> instead using money out of their own pockets to buy
>>>>>>> TLC's?....:))
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> No. like most of your posts i can't believe it and you don't seem
>>>>>> able to back them up either.
>>>>>
>>>>> Better believe me.
>>>>> Even Pakistani abroad have faith in Google (and me)....;))
>>>>> Boy, that was one of the saddest messages I ever had to convey,
>>>>> with bleeding heart....stupid EU-bureaucrats!
>>>>>
>>>> Post a link if you want believing, otherwise keep your fantasies to
>>>> yourself.
>>>
>>> Using Google to find/trust me, not me to put that conversation
>>> online....even had a Dutch Santana dealer ready with an offer for 20
>>> units, but they still didn't bite....smart folks....:))
>>>

>> Post the link then or pipe down.

>
> Only a fool can expect me to disclose a private email conversation....
>

Especially one you made up.

>>>>>>>>> Haven't seen much LR's there, have you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You've obviously never been there or you would have seen tens
>>>>>>>> of thousands of Land Rovers. Saddam Hussein bought huge
>>>>>>>> numbers of LWB Stage 1 V8's for his army and then many 110,
>>>>>>>> most of which were in service until the recent war! ;-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> See, he lost....;))))
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> He lost to other Land Rovers, not jap plastic-fantastic
>>>>>> disposables.
>>>>>
>>>>> You mean diesel vs gasoline?
>>>>> Fair deal, fair defeat....;))
>>>>>
>>>> What difference does that make in the desert? They are hardly going
>>>> to be doing much deep water fording are they? ;-)
>>>
>>> You like fueling up in the heat of the battle?

>>
>> You've clearly never been near a battle field or a 109 V8 which has a
>> range of 250 miles - you'd need to plan pretty badly to need to fill
>> up when you got to the front line. It's irrelevant anyway as they
>> were only used for retreating! :)

>
> But the question is also: do you want to fuel up with gasoline
> instead of diesel, in a scorching heat?
>

I wouldn't really care as if it was a hot enough day to ignite petrol, I'd
already be dead you fool. The people who actually live in the country you
refer to prefer petrol, so go ask them why you don't know what you are
talking about. . . . . .

>>> The ratio is 2:1 for Cruiser gasoline vs diesel in heavy sand, and
>>> that's with *equal* displacement.
>>>

>> Good job that they didn't use them in heavy sand then. Arabs know
>> better than to drive in heavy sand when they are in a rush and
>> especially when being shot at. It's just us off-road tourists who
>> like to play in soft sand!

>
> Go tell all the camels that they can exchange their feet for
> something more agile....:))
>

Hurrah! Another point conceded with an irrelevant tangential retreat! :)

>> Though to be fair to the Iraqi 109 V8's, they were/are fitted with
>> Michelin XS - the finest sand tyres ever made and a huge advantage
>> over the mud terrains fitted to most coalition vehicles.

>
> No, the Michelin XZL has replaced it, with Saoudi or Oman military
> approval after testing in sand with Pinzgauers:
>
> http://www.a1.nl/phomepag/markerink/michelin-XZL.txt
>

Can you read? I didn't say it hadn't been replaced, I said most of the 109
V8s are fitted with XS which is true and they are much better in sand than
the XZL which is a good mud tyre.

>
>
>>>>>>>> You also see many Land Rovers which are locally assembled in
>>>>>>>> Turkey and shipped in through Mosul. If you watched any TV
>>>>>>>> during the recent conflict you will have seen US special forces
>>>>>>>> in the north of the country using civvy-spec white LR Defender
>>>>>>>> TD5 double cabs to support the Kurdish militias, a vehicle
>>>>>>>> which the US spec ops universally praised as superior to
>>>>>>>> humvees for that role. . . . .
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No you don't, you see much more Toyota pickups, Hilux &
>>>>>>> Cruiser....:))
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes you do.
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't be childish, you look away when you see a Toyota on the
>>>>> screen, that doesn't count.
>>>>>
>>>> I don't look away, but the chrome and two-tone paint on those
>>>> gin-palaces you pretend are off-roaders does tend to blind one
>>>> somewhat. . . .
>>>
>>> They don't sell chrome in Africa, and in the Gulf they sell
>>> goldplated ornaments.
>>>

>> All the Toyotas I've seen in Kenya, Sierra Leone and Zimbabwe had
>> chrome.

>
> I'd say you attract the wrong kind of folks then....;))
>

Hurrah! Another point conceded with an irrelevant tangential retreat! :)

>>>>>>>>>> There is no point having a strong parts supply
>>>>>>>>>> for jap stuff when they don't last long enough to need the
>>>>>>>>>> parts is there?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Tell them in Iraq....:))
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You think any of the Iraqi toymotas are 40 years old? Ten at
>>>>>>>> the most and thats only because they don't get wet and rust
>>>>>>>> away in the gulf.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Those FJ55's are 25-35 years old by now.
>>>>>>> Spending their entire life as taxi....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm afraid not, there are hardly any 55's left and those that do
>>>>>> survive are usually on their 3rd engine and 4th gearbox.
>>>>>
>>>>> You didn't watch much TV during the heat of the battle then....I
>>>>> have seen more than 10 of them, every line of waiting cars outside
>>>>> major cities contained at least one of these white/orange FJ55's.
>>>>> I even have a collection of close-up pix from an Cruiser-buddy
>>>>> war- photographer, shot somewhere in the north of Iraq.
>>>>>
>>>> I watched it very carefully to see if I could spot any of our brave
>>>> dutch allies helping out, but sadly saw none whether in a Toyota or
>>>> not. :(
>>>
>>> Where did it say this Cruiser-buddy was Dutch?

>>
>> Just a rough guess from all the nl's in your addy. Where you are
>> from is irrelevant, but we were discussing the Dutch forces.

>
> No, you made a reference to that photographer.
>

Read it again, I didn't.

>>> There is probably only one original FJ55 left in Holland (the UK
>>> recently lost one to Portugal btw....:)), so that's no source for
>>> likeminded folks....:cool:)
>>>

>> Wow - they really last don't they? :)
>> Fortunately theres million of much older Land Rovers left.. . . .

>
> Yeah well, Cruisers that don't pass our Dutch DOT-test are shipped
> off to Africa witht he speed of light.
> Now that's not something that will happen easily with a LR....:))
> (even if your DOT was as strict as ours, which it isn't)
>

Hahahaha. Now theres no TLC's left coz your annual test is too strict!
Bwahahahahahah!

>>>> One per city, yep that sounds about how many are left now.
>>>>
>>>> I'd love to see those pics - post a url will you?
>>>
>>> Don't think CNN & Co. keep their galleries online that long....
>>> Can mail them if you want, don't have a gallery for those yet.
>>> Even a video of the Basra statue toppling was enhanced by a FJ55
>>> taxi driving past in the background.
>>>

>> Well it would be too delicate to be doing any hard work, I guess taxi
>> work round town is about what they are built for. . . .

>
> No, they have 2wd cars for that my dear....:))
>

You've spent several days telling me how many 55's are used as taxis and now
you completely reverse direction and tell me they do not - they use
cars!?!?!?!?!? You're losing it old boy.

>>>>> Plus a shot & burned carcass, which only an FJ55-owner will
>>>>> recognize....;((
>>>>>
>>>> Same old story - successful and powerful western army uses LR and
>>>> wins, third world dictator uses any crap, even toyota and loses.
>>>> You must be so proud! :)
>>>
>>> Shooting a thin-metal vehicle, that according to you already falls
>>> apart from rust, is that fair engagement on the
>>> battlefield?....organise a tug- of-war for crying out loud, but
>>> leave the body intact!....;))
>>>

>> Sounds fair to me - if my army thought so little of me to put me in a
>> Toyota, I'd surrender immediately! I wonder if the French use
>> Toyotas. . . . . .?

>
> They had nice compact 4x4's with portal axle, a model that hardly
> anyone knows/uses outside France, quite a shame, with portal axles
> being such a hot item in the modifying & rockcrawling community.
>

Does it allow for fast reatreats? Like the italian tank with 1 forward and 8
reverse gears? :D

>>>>>>>>>>> Btw, read a lovely report on a mailinglist, doing research
>>>>>>>>>>> on the origin of a capstan winch, from his father in
>>>>>>>>>>> law....someone suggested Land Rover....but that was
>>>>>>>>>>> dismissed quickly, because his father in law was by far not
>>>>>>>>>>> rich enough to keep up with maintenance cost....:))
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sure you did. Keeping a LR serviced is a hell of a lot
>>>>>>>>>> cheaper than buying a new jap thing every few years and much
>>>>>>>>>> better for the environment. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Since when is a puddle of oil good for the
>>>>>>>>> environment?....:))))
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Since according to the EU 92% of the entire pollution
>>>>>>>> associated with a cars life is generated during its
>>>>>>>> production, not from its engine during its running life.
>>>>>>>> Therefore my 40 year old LR with a little oil leak is
>>>>>>>> infinitely more environmentally friendly that your much newer
>>>>>>>> and regularly replaced tin japbox. :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No EU-commission will have imagined or even considered a modern
>>>>>>> vehicle that leaks more crap standing still than it will ever
>>>>>>> emit through the exhaust....:))
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Try to keep up - not standing still, but during the manufacturing
>>>>>> of the vehicle far more pollution is realeased than during it's
>>>>>> life, so your jap kiddy-cars aren't very green.
>>>>>
>>>>> They still probably waste more oil during production to find all
>>>>> the out- of-spec leaks and missing plugs than during actual life &
>>>>> service....:))
>>>>>
>>>> Probably, maybe, perhaps. Thats all you do isn't it - guessing? I
>>>> can understand the innate sense of inferiority driving your jappy
>>>> thing instills, but please try to support your automotive racism
>>>> with a little more fact and a little less verbal diahorrea.
>>>
>>> Better that than ****ting oil in the driveway....:))
>>>

>> Concede the point again and try to bring it back to an oil leak!
>> You're running out of stuff to moan about and repeating yourself. .
>> . .

>
> I didn't stray from the oil subject into human excrements, you
> did....:))
>

Only metaphorically speaking and without resort to anglo-saxon.

>>>>> Hey, fair is fair, I missed a few plugs once too, but that was in
>>>>> a military personel-carrier track....when crossing a deep puddle,
>>>>> it mysteriously didn't float that well, and we had to take a few
>>>>> 100kg's of mud home. One of my barets still sits way tighter than
>>>>> the other....:))
>>>>
>>>> If you knew anything about off-roading you would know that a
>>>> floating vehicle has no traction - it must sink to ford water
>>>> successfully
>>>
>>> No, a track doesn't, and with larger paddled wheels you can get
>>> forward too.

>>
>> LOL - assuming their is no current or you may choose where you enter
>> the river, but not where you leave! Your answers are sounding
>> increasingly desperate as you clutch at straws . . . . ;-)

>
> Any wise man will focus on a downstream point of arrival....only
> fools will try to fight the current....you're not a fool, are ya?
>

I would be if I got in a TLC with you that had paddles on the wheels in the
hope of floating across a river like you recommended in a moment of madness
you now regret!

>>> It can and will float, but they put a ban on that after some idiot
>>> pulled his life-vest while sinking, before leaving the vehicle.
>>> That's why the procedure of those plugs wasn't well-trained, but it
>>> made searching for deep water all the more fun of course....:))
>>>

>> Are we even having the same discusiion any more? Put that spliff out!

>
> Only if you clean up your keyboard, because it starts stuttering.
>
>>>> though
>>>> of course I realise that being totally flat the Dutch idea of
>>>> difficult off-roading is a puddle you could drive a mini through
>>>> without dirtying the alloys. If 'baret' is an English word, it's
>>>> not in my dictionary, please illucidate.
>>>>
>>>> And remember the words from the Toyota advert - '. . . .the car in
>>>> front is a Toyota. . . .' coz it's bloody stuck again! :D
>>>
>>> At least its blood is still where it belongs, instead of dribbling
>>> out....:))

>>
>> Blood? What are you smoking? Try more tobacco and less **** dude! I
>> await your continued irrelevant ramblings with baited breath. . . . .

>
> Hey, but still no complaints from others, like I told ya!....:))))
>

They are laughing themselves inside out watching you get more and more
desperate, concede most points and then ramble off and pretend you knew what
you were talking about! Best show they've seen in years!

> PS: you *did* watch that BBC-episode about the Toyota truck being
> mangled, didn't you?....;))))


Oh yes, I watched it.

> And you did read the last line in that other posting, didn't
> you?....:)))) How come these Brits have no pattriotism whatsoever
> towards LR?....;))
>

I agree with them - can't think of a better motor to drop from a great
height. I also agree with them on the patriotism thing - I do not like LR's
because they are British, I like them because I have run many over the past
20 years and have never once in that time been let down by one. On top of
that they are superior off-road to their competitors - thats why i like
them, not out of any mis-placed nationalism. I also run a Honda Accord
Type-R as a company car which is excellent, but the japs just can't make
off-roaders.

> 30 feet drop, and still driveable....;))


30 foot drop and still driveable - not bad for a plastic jap motor. Want to
see a proper vehicle that was dropped 80ft and was still driven away with no
damage to any mechanical components? Well, do ya?

http://www.landroverclub.net/Club/HTML/Wrecks_Cliff_jumper.htm

Try dropping your toymota 80ft and see if you can still tell what it is, let
alone drive it! Bwahahahahahahah!

Toyotas - don't make me laugh you amateur!!!!! :D

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"The Ancient One" <[email protected]> wrote

> > > Willem - I can't see any point myself, but if you wish to carry on

this
> > > 'discussion' nominate somewhere else as I think we might be boring the
> > > regulars by now! :)
> > >

> >
> > Nono, silence from others is good....they very well know how to protest,

> so
> > this is an endorsement....:))
> >

>
> I for one find it enjoyable reading, and I see no winner at present,

you're
> both doing fine. :)
>
>

Far better than the SUV Bloated thread.

I'm a LR biased person myself. Tho I drive an Isuzu Bighorn.

rhys


 

"Exit" <[email protected]> wrote> >
> Sounds fair to me - if my army thought so little of me to put me in a
> Toyota, I'd surrender immediately! I wonder if the French use Toyotas. . .

..
> . .?


Well... they're not as posey as the Eyeties. they use Lambouginis...

rhys


 
"rnf2" <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

>
> "The Ancient One" <[email protected]> wrote
>
>> > > Willem - I can't see any point myself, but if you wish to carry on

> this
>> > > 'discussion' nominate somewhere else as I think we might be boring

the
>> > > regulars by now! :)
>> > >
>> >
>> > Nono, silence from others is good....they very well know how to

protest,
>> so
>> > this is an endorsement....:))
>> >

>>
>> I for one find it enjoyable reading, and I see no winner at present,

> you're
>> both doing fine. :)
>>
>>

> Far better than the SUV Bloated thread.
>
> I'm a LR biased person myself. Tho I drive an Isuzu Bighorn.
>
> rhys
>
>


It's like marriage....performance is rated higher good looks, even though
you keep looking....:))

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The desire to understand
is sometimes far less intelligent than
the inability to understand

<[email protected]>
[note: 'a-one' & 'en-el'!]
 
"rnf2" <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

>
> "The Ancient One" <[email protected]> wrote
>
>> > > Willem - I can't see any point myself, but if you wish to carry on

> this
>> > > 'discussion' nominate somewhere else as I think we might be boring

the
>> > > regulars by now! :)
>> > >
>> >
>> > Nono, silence from others is good....they very well know how to

protest,
>> so
>> > this is an endorsement....:))
>> >

>>
>> I for one find it enjoyable reading, and I see no winner at present,

> you're
>> both doing fine. :)
>>
>>

> Far better than the SUV Bloated thread.
>
> I'm a LR biased person myself. Tho I drive an Isuzu Bighorn.
>
> rhys
>
>


It's like marriage....performance is rated higher than good looks, even
though you keep looking....:))


--
Bye,

Willem-Jan Markerink

The desire to understand
is sometimes far less intelligent than
the inability to understand

<[email protected]>
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"Exit" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

>>>>
>>>> See, that's what they like in thirdworld countries....springs that
>>>> can be welded back together by the local blacksmith.
>>>
>>> I'd like to see a blacksmith fix that dodgy IFS on many toymotas.
>>>
>>>> But they don't like getting only 1/3rd of vehicle-width as a driver,
>>>> forcing your elbow out of the window....:))
>>>>
>>> Thats exactly what they want in a working vehicle - more cargo space
>>> at the expense of the driver. It's only weekend poseurs who worry
>>> about comfort.

>>
>> It's only the mall driver that can live with short trips due to this
>> ergonomic disaster, and he must stop frequently anyway to check for
>> oil leaks. TLC-owners can and do spend more time behind the wheel in
>> one long trip.

>
> LOL - still desperately trying the old oil leak one - TLC owners don't
> like to get out so no-one recognises them.
>
>> Btw, which LR-product can be had with factory larger fuel tanks?
>> Or a snorkel, for that matter?
>>

> Larger fuel tanks - 90, 110, 130, 150 from the factory though my
> Discovery also has extra fuel tanks which were retro-fitted. The TD5 is
> so efficient compared to the oversized, heavy drinking Toyota units,
> that it doesn't need big tanks though my V8 does! :)
>
> Snorkel is available factory fitted on all LR models except Freelander.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And why can't no aftermarket locker survive on a stock LR
>>>>>>>>>>>> halfshaft, and why even with a locker a TLC still doesn't
>>>>>>>>>>>> need an aftermarket halfshaft?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Because Toyotas have no axle travel, they had to design them
>>>>>>>>>>> to take lockers, LR's don't suffer this problem so didn't
>>>>>>>>>>> need such axles.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Is that why KAM-Differentials got UK-military orders for their
>>>>>>>>>> cable locker?....;))
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Not for fitment to LR's they didn't.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes they did.
>>>>>> Cable-operation plus manual-override on the axle itself was
>>>>>> supposedly a NATO-requirement/wish.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Nope. Stayed on the wish list, was never implemented.
>>>>
>>>> It was more than a test, it was a significant order AFAIK, perhaps a
>>>> fleet for only a certain specialized army squadron.
>>>>
>>> You are dreaming again - post a link or pipe down.

>>
>> I'd say the manufacturer himself would be the last to invent such
>> things. And that era wasn't riddled with web-sites yet, so you can do
>> the piping down yourself, spoiled Net-brat....:))
>>

> Startting to get to you as your lies are uncovered I see.


Your reality is constrained by URL's?
Poor boy.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only sad thing is that they don't offer complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fiber/alloy/SS FJ55 bodies....;((
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (but even in misery-climate UK several have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> survived....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> True, but then Toymotas just aren't up to harsh
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> climates like Britain - best keep them in a heated
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garage if you want then to last. . . ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or hose them off every day, like in the military, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cheater!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could hose your jap toys off every hour, they will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still get towed to the scrappy by a LR 3 or 4 times their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> age eventually. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's almost gerontofilia to keep them around for so long,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and rebuilding them time after time....;))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hahahaha. You really don't know what you are talking about
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do you? The vast majority of old Land Rovers are run by
>>>>>>>>>>>>> people who've owned them for years and barely change the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> oil, let alone rebuild them! Just face facts, you will
>>>>>>>>>>>>> never see as many old Toyotas on the roads as you will
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Land Rovers because Toymotas aren't designed to last.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I know the staggering amount of ads for complete replacement
>>>>>>>>>>>> frames, bulkheads etc etc....you won't find that for Land
>>>>>>>>>>>> Cruisers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Of course you won't - there are tens of thousands of 40 year
>>>>>>>>>>> old Land Rovers about that finally need repairs - how many 40
>>>>>>>>>>> year old toymotas are there? Five or six?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Never been to Africa/Afghanistan/Pakistan, eh?
>>>>>>>>>> (actually, Afghanistan/Yemen were the first Cruiser export
>>>>>>>>>> markets ever)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You keep asking the same question. Africa - yes, Afghanistan -
>>>>>>>>> no, Pakistan - yes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Btw, noticed what kind of 4wd taxi they use in Iraq?
>>>>>>>>>> FJ55.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor things - they don't have much choice in Iraq at the moment
>>>>>>>>> and have to use whatever is available.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But they had *every* choice when these where bought ('67-79).
>>>>>>>> Yet they choose TLC, not LR.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And then replaced them with Stage 1 109's in 1979. . . . . .
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, they kept using these FJ55's till this very day....:))
>>>>>>
>>>>> Only the poor sods who couldn't get his hands on a V8. The 55's
>>>>> left are a handful now.
>>>>
>>>> There wouldn't have been that many on TV in that case....hundreds if
>>>> not thousands are around.
>>>>
>>> Watching your TV isn't really a scientific basis for a survey of how
>>> many old unroadworthy jap motors didn't get bombed by the coalition
>>> is it? :)

>>
>> At least 2 or 3 different video appearances, and 4 different still
>> images....how large would that chance have been, with only a dozen
>> left in entire Iraq? Are you that stochastically challenged?
>>

> You're getting desperate now - you really think that would stand up in
> court - '. . . .well your honour, I saw some on telly, so there must be
> thousands left. . . .' Bwahahahahah :D


There were exactly 12 in France, which no one has ever seen driving, not to
mention making it into film or photo by coincident.
There are a few dozen in Germany, which haven't been seen driving for
years, not to mention making it into film or photo by coincident.
There were exactly 4 in Austria, which no one has ever seen driving, not to
mention making it into film or photo by coincident.
Yet all of a sudden in Iraq 3 appear on video, 4 on photo, all by
coincident, and you want me to believe they are as rare there as they are
here?
Good riddance son.

>>>>>>>> Actually, I have been in contact with a Pakistani non-profit
>>>>>>>> organisation, who wanted to use an EU-gift on vehicles, which
>>>>>>>> had to be EU-made (gotta love those EU-bureaucrats).
>>>>>>>> They wanted everything *but* a LR....they begged and plead if I
>>>>>>>> *really* didn't know any Toyota 4x4 made in Europe....I even
>>>>>>>> tried talking them into the new Santana Annibal, getting rid of
>>>>>>>> most of the sick details, but they still didn't want to
>>>>>>>> budge.... Can you imagine, money for free to buy LR's, but
>>>>>>>> instead using money out of their own pockets to buy
>>>>>>>> TLC's?....:))
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No. like most of your posts i can't believe it and you don't seem
>>>>>>> able to back them up either.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Better believe me.
>>>>>> Even Pakistani abroad have faith in Google (and me)....;))
>>>>>> Boy, that was one of the saddest messages I ever had to convey,
>>>>>> with bleeding heart....stupid EU-bureaucrats!
>>>>>>
>>>>> Post a link if you want believing, otherwise keep your fantasies to
>>>>> yourself.
>>>>
>>>> Using Google to find/trust me, not me to put that conversation
>>>> online....even had a Dutch Santana dealer ready with an offer for 20
>>>> units, but they still didn't bite....smart folks....:))
>>>>
>>> Post the link then or pipe down.

>>
>> Only a fool can expect me to disclose a private email conversation....
>>

> Especially one you made up.


Especially if your world of reality is constrained by URL's....:))

>>>>>>>>>> Haven't seen much LR's there, have you?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You've obviously never been there or you would have seen tens
>>>>>>>>> of thousands of Land Rovers. Saddam Hussein bought huge
>>>>>>>>> numbers of LWB Stage 1 V8's for his army and then many 110,
>>>>>>>>> most of which were in service until the recent war! ;-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> See, he lost....;))))
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He lost to other Land Rovers, not jap plastic-fantastic
>>>>>>> disposables.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You mean diesel vs gasoline?
>>>>>> Fair deal, fair defeat....;))
>>>>>>
>>>>> What difference does that make in the desert? They are hardly going
>>>>> to be doing much deep water fording are they? ;-)
>>>>
>>>> You like fueling up in the heat of the battle?
>>>
>>> You've clearly never been near a battle field or a 109 V8 which has a
>>> range of 250 miles - you'd need to plan pretty badly to need to fill
>>> up when you got to the front line. It's irrelevant anyway as they
>>> were only used for retreating! :)

>>
>> But the question is also: do you want to fuel up with gasoline
>> instead of diesel, in a scorching heat?
>>

> I wouldn't really care as if it was a hot enough day to ignite petrol,
> I'd already be dead you fool. The people who actually live in the
> country you refer to prefer petrol, so go ask them why you don't know
> what you are talking about. . . . . .


*Any* country that has fuel in abundance prefers petrol.
Whether Alaska, Indonesia, Gulf, Venezuela or Nigeria....no where you will
find a significant number of diesel vehicles (if a gasoline-version exist
of course).

>>>> The ratio is 2:1 for Cruiser gasoline vs diesel in heavy sand, and
>>>> that's with *equal* displacement.
>>>>
>>> Good job that they didn't use them in heavy sand then. Arabs know
>>> better than to drive in heavy sand when they are in a rush and
>>> especially when being shot at. It's just us off-road tourists who
>>> like to play in soft sand!

>>
>> Go tell all the camels that they can exchange their feet for
>> something more agile....:))
>>

> Hurrah! Another point conceded with an irrelevant tangential retreat! :)


So you think they got their wide feat just for fun?
Tapdancing perhaps?

>>> Though to be fair to the Iraqi 109 V8's, they were/are fitted with
>>> Michelin XS - the finest sand tyres ever made and a huge advantage
>>> over the mud terrains fitted to most coalition vehicles.

>>
>> No, the Michelin XZL has replaced it, with Saoudi or Oman military
>> approval after testing in sand with Pinzgauers:
>>
>> http://www.a1.nl/phomepag/markerink/michelin-XZL.txt
>>

> Can you read? I didn't say it hadn't been replaced, I said most of the
> 109 V8s are fitted with XS which is true and they are much better in
> sand than the XZL which is a good mud tyre.


Nope, it is now considered a perfect sand tire, even by Michelin, and even
by the most demanding users in the military.
XS doesn't exist anymore, if you haven't noticed yet.

>>>>>>>>> You also see many Land Rovers which are locally assembled in
>>>>>>>>> Turkey and shipped in through Mosul. If you watched any TV
>>>>>>>>> during the recent conflict you will have seen US special forces
>>>>>>>>> in the north of the country using civvy-spec white LR Defender
>>>>>>>>> TD5 double cabs to support the Kurdish militias, a vehicle
>>>>>>>>> which the US spec ops universally praised as superior to
>>>>>>>>> humvees for that role. . . . .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No you don't, you see much more Toyota pickups, Hilux &
>>>>>>>> Cruiser....:))
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yes you do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't be childish, you look away when you see a Toyota on the
>>>>>> screen, that doesn't count.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I don't look away, but the chrome and two-tone paint on those
>>>>> gin-palaces you pretend are off-roaders does tend to blind one
>>>>> somewhat. . . .
>>>>
>>>> They don't sell chrome in Africa, and in the Gulf they sell
>>>> goldplated ornaments.
>>>>
>>> All the Toyotas I've seen in Kenya, Sierra Leone and Zimbabwe had
>>> chrome.

>>
>> I'd say you attract the wrong kind of folks then....;))
>>

> Hurrah! Another point conceded with an irrelevant tangential retreat! :)


Sorry if I touched a sensitive spot....:))

>>>>>>>>>>> There is no point having a strong parts supply
>>>>>>>>>>> for jap stuff when they don't last long enough to need the
>>>>>>>>>>> parts is there?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Tell them in Iraq....:))
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You think any of the Iraqi toymotas are 40 years old? Ten at
>>>>>>>>> the most and thats only because they don't get wet and rust
>>>>>>>>> away in the gulf.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Those FJ55's are 25-35 years old by now.
>>>>>>>> Spending their entire life as taxi....
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm afraid not, there are hardly any 55's left and those that do
>>>>>>> survive are usually on their 3rd engine and 4th gearbox.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You didn't watch much TV during the heat of the battle then....I
>>>>>> have seen more than 10 of them, every line of waiting cars outside
>>>>>> major cities contained at least one of these white/orange FJ55's.
>>>>>> I even have a collection of close-up pix from an Cruiser-buddy
>>>>>> war- photographer, shot somewhere in the north of Iraq.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I watched it very carefully to see if I could spot any of our brave
>>>>> dutch allies helping out, but sadly saw none whether in a Toyota or
>>>>> not. :(
>>>>
>>>> Where did it say this Cruiser-buddy was Dutch?
>>>
>>> Just a rough guess from all the nl's in your addy. Where you are
>>> from is irrelevant, but we were discussing the Dutch forces.

>>
>> No, you made a reference to that photographer.
>>

> Read it again, I didn't.


Yes you did.

>>>> There is probably only one original FJ55 left in Holland (the UK
>>>> recently lost one to Portugal btw....:)), so that's no source for
>>>> likeminded folks....:cool:)
>>>>
>>> Wow - they really last don't they? :)
>>> Fortunately theres million of much older Land Rovers left.. . . .

>>
>> Yeah well, Cruisers that don't pass our Dutch DOT-test are shipped
>> off to Africa witht he speed of light.
>> Now that's not something that will happen easily with a LR....:))
>> (even if your DOT was as strict as ours, which it isn't)
>>

> Hahahaha. Now theres no TLC's left coz your annual test is too strict!
> Bwahahahahahah!


I see you notice this is a positive thread afterall, so why would anyone
object?....:))

>>>>> One per city, yep that sounds about how many are left now.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'd love to see those pics - post a url will you?
>>>>
>>>> Don't think CNN & Co. keep their galleries online that long....
>>>> Can mail them if you want, don't have a gallery for those yet.
>>>> Even a video of the Basra statue toppling was enhanced by a FJ55
>>>> taxi driving past in the background.
>>>>
>>> Well it would be too delicate to be doing any hard work, I guess taxi
>>> work round town is about what they are built for. . . .

>>
>> No, they have 2wd cars for that my dear....:))
>>

> You've spent several days telling me how many 55's are used as taxis and
> now you completely reverse direction and tell me they do not - they use
> cars!?!?!?!?!? You're losing it old boy.


Well, one might expect quite a bunch of taxi's in Iraq.
Quite a few more than 1000 I would guess.
Can't have a 55-monopoly, can we?

>>>>>> Plus a shot & burned carcass, which only an FJ55-owner will
>>>>>> recognize....;((
>>>>>>
>>>>> Same old story - successful and powerful western army uses LR and
>>>>> wins, third world dictator uses any crap, even toyota and loses.
>>>>> You must be so proud! :)
>>>>
>>>> Shooting a thin-metal vehicle, that according to you already falls
>>>> apart from rust, is that fair engagement on the
>>>> battlefield?....organise a tug- of-war for crying out loud, but
>>>> leave the body intact!....;))
>>>>
>>> Sounds fair to me - if my army thought so little of me to put me in a
>>> Toyota, I'd surrender immediately! I wonder if the French use
>>> Toyotas. . . . . .?

>>
>> They had nice compact 4x4's with portal axle, a model that hardly
>> anyone knows/uses outside France, quite a shame, with portal axles
>> being such a hot item in the modifying & rockcrawling community.
>>

> Does it allow for fast reatreats? Like the italian tank with 1 forward
> and 8 reverse gears? :D
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Btw, read a lovely report on a mailinglist, doing research
>>>>>>>>>>>> on the origin of a capstan winch, from his father in
>>>>>>>>>>>> law....someone suggested Land Rover....but that was
>>>>>>>>>>>> dismissed quickly, because his father in law was by far not
>>>>>>>>>>>> rich enough to keep up with maintenance cost....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sure you did. Keeping a LR serviced is a hell of a lot
>>>>>>>>>>> cheaper than buying a new jap thing every few years and much
>>>>>>>>>>> better for the environment. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Since when is a puddle of oil good for the
>>>>>>>>>> environment?....:))))
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Since according to the EU 92% of the entire pollution
>>>>>>>>> associated with a cars life is generated during its
>>>>>>>>> production, not from its engine during its running life.
>>>>>>>>> Therefore my 40 year old LR with a little oil leak is
>>>>>>>>> infinitely more environmentally friendly that your much newer
>>>>>>>>> and regularly replaced tin japbox. :)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No EU-commission will have imagined or even considered a modern
>>>>>>>> vehicle that leaks more crap standing still than it will ever
>>>>>>>> emit through the exhaust....:))
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Try to keep up - not standing still, but during the manufacturing
>>>>>>> of the vehicle far more pollution is realeased than during it's
>>>>>>> life, so your jap kiddy-cars aren't very green.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They still probably waste more oil during production to find all
>>>>>> the out- of-spec leaks and missing plugs than during actual life &
>>>>>> service....:))
>>>>>>
>>>>> Probably, maybe, perhaps. Thats all you do isn't it - guessing? I
>>>>> can understand the innate sense of inferiority driving your jappy
>>>>> thing instills, but please try to support your automotive racism
>>>>> with a little more fact and a little less verbal diahorrea.
>>>>
>>>> Better that than ****ting oil in the driveway....:))
>>>>
>>> Concede the point again and try to bring it back to an oil leak!
>>> You're running out of stuff to moan about and repeating yourself. .
>>> . .

>>
>> I didn't stray from the oil subject into human excrements, you
>> did....:))
>>

> Only metaphorically speaking and without resort to anglo-saxon.


****ting oil is also a methaphor, my dear....:))
Now, if I said '****ing', that would be reality, but I didn't say that, did
I?....:))

>>>>>> Hey, fair is fair, I missed a few plugs once too, but that was in
>>>>>> a military personel-carrier track....when crossing a deep puddle,
>>>>>> it mysteriously didn't float that well, and we had to take a few
>>>>>> 100kg's of mud home. One of my barets still sits way tighter than
>>>>>> the other....:))
>>>>>
>>>>> If you knew anything about off-roading you would know that a
>>>>> floating vehicle has no traction - it must sink to ford water
>>>>> successfully
>>>>
>>>> No, a track doesn't, and with larger paddled wheels you can get
>>>> forward too.
>>>
>>> LOL - assuming their is no current or you may choose where you enter
>>> the river, but not where you leave! Your answers are sounding
>>> increasingly desperate as you clutch at straws . . . . ;-)

>>
>> Any wise man will focus on a downstream point of arrival....only
>> fools will try to fight the current....you're not a fool, are ya?
>>

> I would be if I got in a TLC with you that had paddles on the wheels in
> the hope of floating across a river like you recommended in a moment of
> madness you now regret!


I never said a TLC would float, although the buoyance of your head might do
a lot of good in that department....had a hair wash today already?....:))

>>>> It can and will float, but they put a ban on that after some idiot
>>>> pulled his life-vest while sinking, before leaving the vehicle.
>>>> That's why the procedure of those plugs wasn't well-trained, but it
>>>> made searching for deep water all the more fun of course....:))
>>>>
>>> Are we even having the same discusiion any more? Put that spliff out!

>>
>> Only if you clean up your keyboard, because it starts stuttering.
>>
>>>>> though
>>>>> of course I realise that being totally flat the Dutch idea of
>>>>> difficult off-roading is a puddle you could drive a mini through
>>>>> without dirtying the alloys. If 'baret' is an English word, it's
>>>>> not in my dictionary, please illucidate.
>>>>>
>>>>> And remember the words from the Toyota advert - '. . . .the car in
>>>>> front is a Toyota. . . .' coz it's bloody stuck again! :D
>>>>
>>>> At least its blood is still where it belongs, instead of dribbling
>>>> out....:))
>>>
>>> Blood? What are you smoking? Try more tobacco and less **** dude! I
>>> await your continued irrelevant ramblings with baited breath. . . . .

>>
>> Hey, but still no complaints from others, like I told ya!....:))))
>>

> They are laughing themselves inside out watching you get more and more
> desperate, concede most points and then ramble off and pretend you knew
> what you were talking about! Best show they've seen in years!


That's what I said, so why stop?....:))

>> PS: you *did* watch that BBC-episode about the Toyota truck being
>> mangled, didn't you?....;))))

>
> Oh yes, I watched it.


Good boy....:))

>> And you did read the last line in that other posting, didn't
>> you?....:)))) How come these Brits have no pattriotism whatsoever
>> towards LR?....;))
>>

> I agree with them - can't think of a better motor to drop from a great
> height. I also agree with them on the patriotism thing - I do not like
> LR's because they are British, I like them because I have run many over
> the past 20 years and have never once in that time been let down by one.


You stocked halfshafts yourself too?!?....:))

> On top of that they are superior off-road to their competitors - thats
> why i like them, not out of any mis-placed nationalism. I also run a
> Honda Accord Type-R as a company car which is excellent, but the japs
> just can't make off-roaders.


Good, go tell all of Africa that they were wrong....:))

>> 30 feet drop, and still driveable....;))

>
> 30 foot drop and still driveable - not bad for a plastic jap motor. Want
> to see a proper vehicle that was dropped 80ft and was still driven away
> with no damage to any mechanical components? Well, do ya?
>
> http://www.landroverclub.net/Club/HTML/Wrecks_Cliff_jumper.htm
>
> Try dropping your toymota 80ft and see if you can still tell what it is,
> let alone drive it! Bwahahahahahahah!
>
> Toyotas - don't make me laugh you amateur!!!!! :D


Only a fool would compare dropping a vehicle on its roof (thereby using
most of its crash-structure & energy-absorbance) with dropping a vehicle
upright....:))
But that's probably how a LR typically ends up offroad anyway, so in that
context it's quite representative I guess....:))

Keep the rubber side down young man!....;))

--
Bye,

Willem-Jan Markerink

The desire to understand
is sometimes far less intelligent than
the inability to understand

<[email protected]>
[note: 'a-one' & 'en-el'!]
 
<unanswered points only snipped for sake of bandwidth>
>>>
>>> I'd say the manufacturer himself would be the last to invent such
>>> things. And that era wasn't riddled with web-sites yet, so you can
>>> do the piping down yourself, spoiled Net-brat....:))
>>>

>> Startting to get to you as your lies are uncovered I see.

>
> Your reality is constrained by URL's?
> Poor boy.
>

No proof again I see!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The only sad thing is that they don't offer complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fiber/alloy/SS FJ55 bodies....;((
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (but even in misery-climate UK several have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> survived....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> True, but then Toymotas just aren't up to harsh
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> climates like Britain - best keep them in a heated
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garage if you want then to last. . . ;-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or hose them off every day, like in the military, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cheater!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could hose your jap toys off every hour, they will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> still get towed to the scrappy by a LR 3 or 4 times
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their age eventually. . . . . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's almost gerontofilia to keep them around for so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> long, and rebuilding them time after time....;))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hahahaha. You really don't know what you are talking
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about do you? The vast majority of old Land Rovers are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> run by people who've owned them for years and barely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> change the oil, let alone rebuild them! Just face facts,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you will never see as many old Toyotas on the roads as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you will Land Rovers because Toymotas aren't designed to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I know the staggering amount of ads for complete
>>>>>>>>>>>>> replacement frames, bulkheads etc etc....you won't find
>>>>>>>>>>>>> that for Land Cruisers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course you won't - there are tens of thousands of 40
>>>>>>>>>>>> year old Land Rovers about that finally need repairs - how
>>>>>>>>>>>> many 40 year old toymotas are there? Five or six?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Never been to Africa/Afghanistan/Pakistan, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>> (actually, Afghanistan/Yemen were the first Cruiser export
>>>>>>>>>>> markets ever)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You keep asking the same question. Africa - yes, Afghanistan
>>>>>>>>>> - no, Pakistan - yes.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Btw, noticed what kind of 4wd taxi they use in Iraq?
>>>>>>>>>>> FJ55.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Poor things - they don't have much choice in Iraq at the
>>>>>>>>>> moment and have to use whatever is available.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> But they had *every* choice when these where bought ('67-79).
>>>>>>>>> Yet they choose TLC, not LR.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And then replaced them with Stage 1 109's in 1979. . . . . .
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No, they kept using these FJ55's till this very day....:))
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Only the poor sods who couldn't get his hands on a V8. The 55's
>>>>>> left are a handful now.
>>>>>
>>>>> There wouldn't have been that many on TV in that case....hundreds
>>>>> if not thousands are around.
>>>>>
>>>> Watching your TV isn't really a scientific basis for a survey of
>>>> how many old unroadworthy jap motors didn't get bombed by the
>>>> coalition is it? :)
>>>
>>> At least 2 or 3 different video appearances, and 4 different still
>>> images....how large would that chance have been, with only a dozen
>>> left in entire Iraq? Are you that stochastically challenged?
>>>

>> You're getting desperate now - you really think that would stand up
>> in court - '. . . .well your honour, I saw some on telly, so there
>> must be thousands left. . . .' Bwahahahahah :D

>
> There were exactly 12 in France, which no one has ever seen driving,
> not to mention making it into film or photo by coincident.
> There are a few dozen in Germany, which haven't been seen driving for
> years, not to mention making it into film or photo by coincident.
> There were exactly 4 in Austria, which no one has ever seen driving,
> not to mention making it into film or photo by coincident.
> Yet all of a sudden in Iraq 3 appear on video, 4 on photo, all by
> coincident, and you want me to believe they are as rare there as they
> are here?
> Good riddance son.
>

Not exactly long lasting are they?

>>>>>>>>> Actually, I have been in contact with a Pakistani non-profit
>>>>>>>>> organisation, who wanted to use an EU-gift on vehicles, which
>>>>>>>>> had to be EU-made (gotta love those EU-bureaucrats).
>>>>>>>>> They wanted everything *but* a LR....they begged and plead if
>>>>>>>>> I *really* didn't know any Toyota 4x4 made in Europe....I even
>>>>>>>>> tried talking them into the new Santana Annibal, getting rid
>>>>>>>>> of most of the sick details, but they still didn't want to
>>>>>>>>> budge.... Can you imagine, money for free to buy LR's, but
>>>>>>>>> instead using money out of their own pockets to buy
>>>>>>>>> TLC's?....:))
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No. like most of your posts i can't believe it and you don't
>>>>>>>> seem able to back them up either.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Better believe me.
>>>>>>> Even Pakistani abroad have faith in Google (and me)....;))
>>>>>>> Boy, that was one of the saddest messages I ever had to convey,
>>>>>>> with bleeding heart....stupid EU-bureaucrats!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Post a link if you want believing, otherwise keep your fantasies
>>>>>> to yourself.
>>>>>
>>>>> Using Google to find/trust me, not me to put that conversation
>>>>> online....even had a Dutch Santana dealer ready with an offer for
>>>>> 20 units, but they still didn't bite....smart folks....:))
>>>>>
>>>> Post the link then or pipe down.
>>>
>>> Only a fool can expect me to disclose a private email
>>> conversation....
>>>

>> Especially one you made up.

>
> Especially if your world of reality is constrained by URL's....:))
>

No proof again I see!

>>>>>>>>>>> Haven't seen much LR's there, have you?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You've obviously never been there or you would have seen tens
>>>>>>>>>> of thousands of Land Rovers. Saddam Hussein bought huge
>>>>>>>>>> numbers of LWB Stage 1 V8's for his army and then many 110,
>>>>>>>>>> most of which were in service until the recent war! ;-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> See, he lost....;))))
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> He lost to other Land Rovers, not jap plastic-fantastic
>>>>>>>> disposables.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You mean diesel vs gasoline?
>>>>>>> Fair deal, fair defeat....;))
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> What difference does that make in the desert? They are hardly
>>>>>> going to be doing much deep water fording are they? ;-)
>>>>>
>>>>> You like fueling up in the heat of the battle?
>>>>
>>>> You've clearly never been near a battle field or a 109 V8 which
>>>> has a range of 250 miles - you'd need to plan pretty badly to need
>>>> to fill up when you got to the front line. It's irrelevant anyway
>>>> as they were only used for retreating! :)
>>>
>>> But the question is also: do you want to fuel up with gasoline
>>> instead of diesel, in a scorching heat?
>>>

>> I wouldn't really care as if it was a hot enough day to ignite
>> petrol, I'd already be dead you fool. The people who actually live
>> in the country you refer to prefer petrol, so go ask them why you
>> don't know what you are talking about. . . . . .

>
> *Any* country that has fuel in abundance prefers petrol.
> Whether Alaska, Indonesia, Gulf, Venezuela or Nigeria....no where you
> will find a significant number of diesel vehicles (if a
> gasoline-version exist of course).
>

Thank you, that was my point exactly.

>>>>> The ratio is 2:1 for Cruiser gasoline vs diesel in heavy sand, and
>>>>> that's with *equal* displacement.
>>>>>
>>>> Good job that they didn't use them in heavy sand then. Arabs know
>>>> better than to drive in heavy sand when they are in a rush and
>>>> especially when being shot at. It's just us off-road tourists who
>>>> like to play in soft sand!
>>>
>>> Go tell all the camels that they can exchange their feet for
>>> something more agile....:))
>>>

>> Hurrah! Another point conceded with an irrelevant tangential
>> retreat! :)

>
> So you think they got their wide feat just for fun?
> Tapdancing perhaps?
>

Whenever you realise you've lost a point, you wander off on a tangent, why
not just concede the point instead?

>>>> Though to be fair to the Iraqi 109 V8's, they were/are fitted with
>>>> Michelin XS - the finest sand tyres ever made and a huge advantage
>>>> over the mud terrains fitted to most coalition vehicles.
>>>
>>> No, the Michelin XZL has replaced it, with Saoudi or Oman military
>>> approval after testing in sand with Pinzgauers:
>>>
>>> http://www.a1.nl/phomepag/markerink/michelin-XZL.txt
>>>

>> Can you read? I didn't say it hadn't been replaced, I said most of
>> the 109 V8s are fitted with XS which is true and they are much
>> better in sand than the XZL which is a good mud tyre.

>
> Nope, it is now considered a perfect sand tire, even by Michelin, and
> even by the most demanding users in the military.
> XS doesn't exist anymore, if you haven't noticed yet.
>

Michelin may consider it a perfect sand tyre, but then they are trying to
sell them. I have used both in 750x16 size and the XS is much better in soft
sand. The XZL is too aggressive and digs in. Shame they chose to discontinue
the XS as it only sold in small numbers, but you can still get them from
some ex-military dealers.

>>>>>>>>>> You also see many Land Rovers which are locally assembled in
>>>>>>>>>> Turkey and shipped in through Mosul. If you watched any TV
>>>>>>>>>> during the recent conflict you will have seen US special
>>>>>>>>>> forces in the north of the country using civvy-spec white LR
>>>>>>>>>> Defender TD5 double cabs to support the Kurdish militias, a
>>>>>>>>>> vehicle which the US spec ops universally praised as
>>>>>>>>>> superior to humvees for that role. . . . .
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No you don't, you see much more Toyota pickups, Hilux &
>>>>>>>>> Cruiser....:))
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes you do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't be childish, you look away when you see a Toyota on the
>>>>>>> screen, that doesn't count.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't look away, but the chrome and two-tone paint on those
>>>>>> gin-palaces you pretend are off-roaders does tend to blind one
>>>>>> somewhat. . . .
>>>>>
>>>>> They don't sell chrome in Africa, and in the Gulf they sell
>>>>> goldplated ornaments.
>>>>>
>>>> All the Toyotas I've seen in Kenya, Sierra Leone and Zimbabwe had
>>>> chrome.
>>>
>>> I'd say you attract the wrong kind of folks then....;))
>>>

>> Hurrah! Another point conceded with an irrelevant tangential
>> retreat! :)

>
> Sorry if I touched a sensitive spot....:))
>

I'm not sensitive about you always being wrong! I love it! ;-)

>>>>>>>>>>>> There is no point having a strong parts supply
>>>>>>>>>>>> for jap stuff when they don't last long enough to need the
>>>>>>>>>>>> parts is there?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Tell them in Iraq....:))
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You think any of the Iraqi toymotas are 40 years old? Ten at
>>>>>>>>>> the most and thats only because they don't get wet and rust
>>>>>>>>>> away in the gulf.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Those FJ55's are 25-35 years old by now.
>>>>>>>>> Spending their entire life as taxi....
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm afraid not, there are hardly any 55's left and those that
>>>>>>>> do survive are usually on their 3rd engine and 4th gearbox.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You didn't watch much TV during the heat of the battle then....I
>>>>>>> have seen more than 10 of them, every line of waiting cars
>>>>>>> outside major cities contained at least one of these
>>>>>>> white/orange FJ55's. I even have a collection of close-up pix
>>>>>>> from an Cruiser-buddy war- photographer, shot somewhere in the
>>>>>>> north of Iraq.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I watched it very carefully to see if I could spot any of our
>>>>>> brave dutch allies helping out, but sadly saw none whether in a
>>>>>> Toyota or not. :(
>>>>>
>>>>> Where did it say this Cruiser-buddy was Dutch?
>>>>
>>>> Just a rough guess from all the nl's in your addy. Where you are
>>>> from is irrelevant, but we were discussing the Dutch forces.
>>>
>>> No, you made a reference to that photographer.
>>>

>> Read it again, I didn't.

>
> Yes you did.
>

Quote me then and show me where I did.

>>>>> There is probably only one original FJ55 left in Holland (the UK
>>>>> recently lost one to Portugal btw....:)), so that's no source for
>>>>> likeminded folks....:cool:)
>>>>>
>>>> Wow - they really last don't they? :)
>>>> Fortunately theres million of much older Land Rovers left.. . . .
>>>
>>> Yeah well, Cruisers that don't pass our Dutch DOT-test are shipped
>>> off to Africa witht he speed of light.
>>> Now that's not something that will happen easily with a LR....:))
>>> (even if your DOT was as strict as ours, which it isn't)
>>>

>> Hahahaha. Now theres no TLC's left coz your annual test is too
>> strict! Bwahahahahahah!

>
> I see you notice this is a positive thread afterall, so why would
> anyone object?....:))
>

And another defeat - what fun!

>>>>>> One per city, yep that sounds about how many are left now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'd love to see those pics - post a url will you?
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't think CNN & Co. keep their galleries online that long....
>>>>> Can mail them if you want, don't have a gallery for those yet.
>>>>> Even a video of the Basra statue toppling was enhanced by a FJ55
>>>>> taxi driving past in the background.
>>>>>
>>>> Well it would be too delicate to be doing any hard work, I guess
>>>> taxi work round town is about what they are built for. . . .
>>>
>>> No, they have 2wd cars for that my dear....:))
>>>

>> You've spent several days telling me how many 55's are used as taxis
>> and now you completely reverse direction and tell me they do not -
>> they use cars!?!?!?!?!? You're losing it old boy.

>
> Well, one might expect quite a bunch of taxi's in Iraq.
> Quite a few more than 1000 I would guess.
> Can't have a 55-monopoly, can we?
>

I guess not. . . . .

>>>>>>> Plus a shot & burned carcass, which only an FJ55-owner will
>>>>>>> recognize....;((
>>>>>>>

<a bit more snippage of unanswered points>

>>>>>
>>>>> Better that than ****ting oil in the driveway....:))
>>>>>
>>>> Concede the point again and try to bring it back to an oil leak!
>>>> You're running out of stuff to moan about and repeating yourself. .
>>>> . .
>>>
>>> I didn't stray from the oil subject into human excrements, you
>>> did....:))
>>>

>> Only metaphorically speaking and without resort to anglo-saxon.

>
> ****ting oil is also a methaphor, my dear....:))
> Now, if I said '****ing', that would be reality, but I didn't say
> that, did I?....:))
>
>>>>>>> Hey, fair is fair, I missed a few plugs once too, but that was
>>>>>>> in a military personel-carrier track....when crossing a deep
>>>>>>> puddle, it mysteriously didn't float that well, and we had to
>>>>>>> take a few 100kg's of mud home. One of my barets still sits way
>>>>>>> tighter than the other....:))
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If you knew anything about off-roading you would know that a
>>>>>> floating vehicle has no traction - it must sink to ford water
>>>>>> successfully
>>>>>
>>>>> No, a track doesn't, and with larger paddled wheels you can get
>>>>> forward too.
>>>>
>>>> LOL - assuming their is no current or you may choose where you
>>>> enter the river, but not where you leave! Your answers are sounding
>>>> increasingly desperate as you clutch at straws . . . . ;-)
>>>
>>> Any wise man will focus on a downstream point of arrival....only
>>> fools will try to fight the current....you're not a fool, are ya?
>>>

>> I would be if I got in a TLC with you that had paddles on the wheels
>> in the hope of floating across a river like you recommended in a
>> moment of madness you now regret!

>
> I never said a TLC would float, although the buoyance of your head
> might do a lot of good in that department....had a hair wash today
> already?....:))
>

I think you did - if it didn't float what use were the paddles you proposed?

>>>>> It can and will float, but they put a ban on that after some idiot
>>>>> pulled his life-vest while sinking, before leaving the vehicle.
>>>>> That's why the procedure of those plugs wasn't well-trained, but
>>>>> it made searching for deep water all the more fun of course....:))
>>>>>
>>>> Are we even having the same discusiion any more? Put that spliff
>>>> out!
>>>
>>> Only if you clean up your keyboard, because it starts stuttering.
>>>
>>>>>> though
>>>>>> of course I realise that being totally flat the Dutch idea of
>>>>>> difficult off-roading is a puddle you could drive a mini through
>>>>>> without dirtying the alloys. If 'baret' is an English word, it's
>>>>>> not in my dictionary, please illucidate.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And remember the words from the Toyota advert - '. . . .the car
>>>>>> in front is a Toyota. . . .' coz it's bloody stuck again! :D
>>>>>
>>>>> At least its blood is still where it belongs, instead of dribbling
>>>>> out....:))
>>>>
>>>> Blood? What are you smoking? Try more tobacco and less **** dude! I
>>>> await your continued irrelevant ramblings with baited breath. . .
>>>> . .
>>>
>>> Hey, but still no complaints from others, like I told ya!....:))))
>>>

>> They are laughing themselves inside out watching you get more and
>> more desperate, concede most points and then ramble off and pretend
>> you knew what you were talking about! Best show they've seen in
>> years!

>
> That's what I said, so why stop?....:))
>

Who's stopping?

>>> PS: you *did* watch that BBC-episode about the Toyota truck being
>>> mangled, didn't you?....;))))

>>
>> Oh yes, I watched it.

>
> Good boy....:))
>
>>> And you did read the last line in that other posting, didn't
>>> you?....:)))) How come these Brits have no pattriotism whatsoever
>>> towards LR?....;))
>>>

>> I agree with them - can't think of a better motor to drop from a
>> great height. I also agree with them on the patriotism thing - I do
>> not like LR's because they are British, I like them because I have
>> run many over the past 20 years and have never once in that time
>> been let down by one.

>
> You stocked halfshafts yourself too?!?....:))
>

Why would I need halfshafts? I don't let you drive it and i've never broken
one in 20 years.

>> On top of that they are superior off-road to their competitors -
>> thats why i like them, not out of any mis-placed nationalism. I also
>> run a Honda Accord Type-R as a company car which is excellent, but
>> the japs just can't make off-roaders.

>
> Good, go tell all of Africa that they were wrong....:))
>

They buy whats cheap, like you do.

>>> 30 feet drop, and still driveable....;))

>>
>> 30 foot drop and still driveable - not bad for a plastic jap motor.
>> Want to see a proper vehicle that was dropped 80ft and was still
>> driven away with no damage to any mechanical components? Well, do ya?
>>
>> http://www.landroverclub.net/Club/HTML/Wrecks_Cliff_jumper.htm
>>
>> Try dropping your toymota 80ft and see if you can still tell what it
>> is, let alone drive it! Bwahahahahahahah!
>>
>> Toyotas - don't make me laugh you amateur!!!!! :D

>
> Only a fool would compare dropping a vehicle on its roof (thereby
> using most of its crash-structure & energy-absorbance) with dropping
> a vehicle upright....:))


Only a fool would think a thin aluminium roof with no roll cage has more
energy absorbance than a heavy ladder chassis fitted with nice springy
suspension, especially when dropped nearly three times the distance. . . . .

> But that's probably how a LR typically ends up offroad anyway, so in
> that context it's quite representative I guess....:))
>

No, its the wrong way round - I expect you've only seen the back of land
rovers as they attach their ropes to recover you from slippy car parks and
the like. . . . :)

> Keep the rubber side down young man!....;))


I try to, but I'm feeling particularly chilled out ATM as I've just spent
the weekend on my new boat and had a splendid time. Cutting through a decent
chop on the solent at 35 knots is even more fun that a bit of Land Rovering
and my LR doesn't have 2 big cabins and a DVD player! :)

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Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have it all the time.

What if one is NOT an Arab oil sheikh, a Texas oil baron, a British, (North
Sea) oil whatever; and/or do NOT have the bank account of same?

 
Roughly 1/6/04 14:40, DBurch7672's monkeys randomly typed:

> Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have it all the time.


That's one opinion. Not one held by anyone with a clue about
4x4 drive systems, but an opinion nontheless.
>
> What if one is NOT an Arab oil sheikh, a Texas oil baron, a British, (North
> Sea) oil whatever; and/or do NOT have the bank account of same?


Steal one.


 
DBurch7672 wrote:
> Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have it all
> the time.
>
> What if one is NOT an Arab oil sheikh, a Texas oil baron, a British,
> (North Sea) oil whatever; and/or do NOT have the bank account of same?


LOL!

My Land Rover Discovery 2.5 diesel does 30mpg with permanent 4WD. Are you
sure it isn't the engine eating all that fuel, not a couple of gears in the
front axle? ;-)

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L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11 wrote:
> Roughly 1/6/04 14:40, DBurch7672's monkeys randomly typed:
>
>> Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have it all
>> the time.

>
> That's one opinion. Not one held by anyone with a clue about
> 4x4 drive systems, but an opinion nontheless.
>>

So, errr, what exactly is the advantage of part-time 4WD?


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"Exit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11 wrote:
> > Roughly 1/6/04 14:40, DBurch7672's monkeys randomly typed:
> >
> >> Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have it all
> >> the time.

> >
> > That's one opinion. Not one held by anyone with a clue about
> > 4x4 drive systems, but an opinion nontheless.
> >>

> So, errr, what exactly is the advantage of part-time 4WD?


I can turn much sharper in 2 wheel drive than I can when I engage the four
wheel drive, tthe last full time I had (a Jeep pickup) would eat a set of
front tires in 10,000 miles, you get better fuel milage in 2 wheel drive,
you have less wear and tear on the vehicle in 2 wheel drive and 95% of the
time I don't need four wheel drive, but when I need it I NEED it, so what
would be the point of full time?




 
Douglas A. Shrader wrote:
> "Exit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11 wrote:
>>> Roughly 1/6/04 14:40, DBurch7672's monkeys randomly typed:
>>>
>>>> Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have it
>>>> all the time.
>>>
>>> That's one opinion. Not one held by anyone with a clue about
>>> 4x4 drive systems, but an opinion nontheless.
>>>>

>> So, errr, what exactly is the advantage of part-time 4WD?

>
> I can turn much sharper in 2 wheel drive than I can when I engage the
> four wheel drive, tthe last full time I had (a Jeep pickup) would eat
> a set of front tires in 10,000 miles, you get better fuel milage in 2
> wheel drive, you have less wear and tear on the vehicle in 2 wheel
> drive and 95% of the time I don't need four wheel drive, but when I
> need it I NEED it, so what would be the point of full time?


If your 4WD setup reduces your turning ability and eats tyres like that it
must be a very bad setup. My tyres (with fulltime 4WD) last 40,000 miles and
handling is unaffected. As for fuel consumption, the savings are very
marginal from what I have experienced, perhaps there are some figures that
would demonstrate the savings? As for wear and tear, well it must be a
delicate vehicle if driving your 4WD in 4WD wears it out prematurely.

The point of full-time 4WD is that it is always there when you need it. You
hit a greasy bit of tarmac, its already there, pulling out of a wet
junction - already there. Patchy snow covered road with some clear tarmac,
already there. Towing heavy loads on road etc, etc.

I wonder if part-time is so good, why all manufacturers have or are dumping
it?

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Roughly 1/6/04 20:32, Exit's monkeys randomly typed:

> L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11 wrote:
>> Roughly 1/6/04 14:40, DBurch7672's monkeys randomly typed:
>>
>>> Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have it all
>>> the time.

>>
>> That's one opinion. Not one held by anyone with a clue about
>> 4x4 drive systems, but an opinion nontheless.
>>>

> So, errr, what exactly is the advantage of part-time 4WD?


To define the terms:

Full Time 4wd is one where you can leave the thing engaged
all the time on dry pavement or wherever. AWD and 4WD differ
in this version in that AWD is usually used for vehicles
with no low range. This type of 4wd has slippage available
so the rear and front differentials can turn at different
rates when needed...which is the case on non-slippery
surfaces.

Part time 4wd is hardcore offroading. You don't use it
on dry pavement or non-slippery surfaces. First time you
get a fancy Volvo off into a spot of Nevada alkali mud,
ask the guy with the Jeep that just pulled you out why
this type is better.


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L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11 wrote:
> Roughly 1/6/04 20:32, Exit's monkeys randomly typed:
>
>> L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11 wrote:
>>> Roughly 1/6/04 14:40, DBurch7672's monkeys randomly typed:
>>>
>>>> Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have it
>>>> all the time.
>>>
>>> That's one opinion. Not one held by anyone with a clue about
>>> 4x4 drive systems, but an opinion nontheless.
>>>>

>> So, errr, what exactly is the advantage of part-time 4WD?

>
> To define the terms:
>
> Full Time 4wd is one where you can leave the thing engaged
> all the time on dry pavement or wherever. AWD and 4WD differ
> in this version in that AWD is usually used for vehicles
> with no low range. This type of 4wd has slippage available
> so the rear and front differentials can turn at different
> rates when needed...which is the case on non-slippery
> surfaces.
>
> Part time 4wd is hardcore offroading. You don't use it
> on dry pavement or non-slippery surfaces. First time you
> get a fancy Volvo off into a spot of Nevada alkali mud,
> ask the guy with the Jeep that just pulled you out why
> this type is better.


Mine is neither - it is 4WD all the time with no 2WD option. I have a
lockable centre diff and transfer box that allows me to have 4WD high or low
with or without the diff-locked in any combination. This allows such things
as using low box without diff-lock on hard surfaces for maneuvring trailers
for example or using hi ratio 4WD on snowy roads dropping the centre diff in
and out as needed at any speed.

What advantages does part-time 4WD have over that?

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On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 18:42:48 GMT, "Exit" <[email protected]> wrote:

>:|Douglas A. Shrader wrote:
>:|> "Exit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>:|> news:[email protected]...
>:|>> L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11 wrote:
>:|>>> Roughly 1/6/04 14:40, DBurch7672's monkeys randomly typed:
>:|>>>
>:|>>>> Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have it
>:|>>>> all the time.
>:|>>>
>:|>>> That's one opinion. Not one held by anyone with a clue about
>:|>>> 4x4 drive systems, but an opinion nontheless.
>:|>>>>
>:|>> So, errr, what exactly is the advantage of part-time 4WD?
>:|>
>:|> I can turn much sharper in 2 wheel drive than I can when I engage the
>:|> four wheel drive, tthe last full time I had (a Jeep pickup) would eat
>:|> a set of front tires in 10,000 miles, you get better fuel milage in 2
>:|> wheel drive, you have less wear and tear on the vehicle in 2 wheel
>:|> drive and 95% of the time I don't need four wheel drive, but when I
>:|> need it I NEED it, so what would be the point of full time?
>:|
>:|If your 4WD setup reduces your turning ability and eats tyres like that it
>:|must be a very bad setup. My tyres (with fulltime 4WD) last 40,000 miles and
>:|handling is unaffected. As for fuel consumption, the savings are very
>:|marginal from what I have experienced, perhaps there are some figures that
>:|would demonstrate the savings? As for wear and tear, well it must be a
>:|delicate vehicle if driving your 4WD in 4WD wears it out prematurely.
>:|
>:|The point of full-time 4WD is that it is always there when you need it. You
>:|hit a greasy bit of tarmac, its already there, pulling out of a wet
>:|junction - already there. Patchy snow covered road with some clear tarmac,
>:|already there. Towing heavy loads on road etc, etc.
>:|
>:|I wonder if part-time is so good, why all manufacturers have or are dumping
>:|it?


they're moving away from it because the general populace isn't smart
enough to use it properly. full time systems will never be anywhere
near as strong as a part time system. as far as fuel mileage goes, go
drive an AWD minivan, my sister's AWD V6 Grand Voyager gets 13 MPG...
a neighbor's V6 Grand Caravan gets 25MPG. My truck gets 14 MPG with
2200lbs in the bed.

-Bret
 
On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 04:30:45 GMT, "Exit" <[email protected]> wrote:

>:|DBurch7672 wrote:
>:|> Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have it all
>:|> the time.
>:|>
>:|> What if one is NOT an Arab oil sheikh, a Texas oil baron, a British,
>:|> (North Sea) oil whatever; and/or do NOT have the bank account of same?
>:|
>:|LOL!
>:|
>:|My Land Rover Discovery 2.5 diesel does 30mpg with permanent 4WD. Are you
>:|sure it isn't the engine eating all that fuel, not a couple of gears in the
>:|front axle? ;-)



and what pray tell does a 2wd Diso get for mileage with the diesel?

-Bret
 
Bret Chase wrote:
> On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 18:42:48 GMT, "Exit" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>>> Douglas A. Shrader wrote:
>>>>> "Exit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>>> L0nD0t.$t0we11" <"L0nD0t.$t0we11 wrote:
>>>>>>> Roughly 1/6/04 14:40, DBurch7672's monkeys randomly typed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Part-time 4WD is pointless - if you're going to have 4WD have
>>>>>>>> it all the time.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's one opinion. Not one held by anyone with a clue
>>>>>>> about 4x4 drive systems, but an opinion nontheless.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> So, errr, what exactly is the advantage of part-time 4WD?
>>>>>
>>>>> I can turn much sharper in 2 wheel drive than I can when I engage
>>>>> the four wheel drive, tthe last full time I had (a Jeep pickup)
>>>>> would eat a set of front tires in 10,000 miles, you get better
>>>>> fuel milage in 2 wheel drive, you have less wear and tear on the
>>>>> vehicle in 2 wheel drive and 95% of the time I don't need four
>>>>> wheel drive, but when I need it I NEED it, so what would be the
>>>>> point of full time?
>>>>
>>>> If your 4WD setup reduces your turning ability and eats tyres like
>>>> that it must be a very bad setup. My tyres (with fulltime 4WD)
>>>> last 40,000 miles and handling is unaffected. As for fuel
>>>> consumption, the savings are very marginal from what I have
>>>> experienced, perhaps there are some figures that would demonstrate
>>>> the savings? As for wear and tear, well it must be a delicate
>>>> vehicle if driving your 4WD in 4WD wears it out prematurely.
>>>>
>>>> The point of full-time 4WD is that it is always there when you
>>>> need it. You hit a greasy bit of tarmac, its already there,
>>>> pulling out of a wet junction - already there. Patchy snow covered
>>>> road with some clear tarmac, already there. Towing heavy loads on
>>>> road etc, etc.
>>>>
>>>> I wonder if part-time is so good, why all manufacturers have or
>>>> are dumping it?

>
> they're moving away from it because the general populace isn't smart
> enough to use it properly. full time systems will never be anywhere
> near as strong as a part time system.


Why not - the permanent 4WD system on my 90 is stronger than the part-time
system on my Series 2 land rover?

as far as fuel mileage goes, go
> drive an AWD minivan, my sister's AWD V6 Grand Voyager gets 13 MPG...
> a neighbor's V6 Grand Caravan gets 25MPG. My truck gets 14 MPG with
> 2200lbs in the bed.
>
> -Bret


Pointless unless you compare the same vehicle, 1 with 2WD and 1 with 4WD.

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