1. Bushtoy

    standard tyres

    u happy wiff a small knob????? shame
  2. Bushtoy

    Cornwall...S*L*A*P*P*E*R*S reunited

    nice trewy...looks like ya had fun.....ya know that funny lookin lever on the right of yer steerin column?? thats yer windscreen wipers....they clear the water orf yer windscreen [the glass window wot faces the front] :D :D
  3. Bushtoy

    Discovery problem

    jerks, as in misfire? plugs...plug leads breaking down......
  4. Bushtoy

    Diff Lock

    nah....half time now
  5. Bushtoy

    Classic inner wings

    ah spose if its a 1 foot stack o hundreds y'll call it a deal
  6. Bushtoy

    Classic inner wings

    :confused: ah'll pay yer 30cm [1 foot] for yer landy????
  7. Bushtoy

    Diff Lock

    ya mean like swan lake, but it int a swan, its a fooken kangaroo wot wont fooken die
  8. Bushtoy

    Diff Lock

    Wot a fooken porker!! We shud all go an cry now coz he int commin bak and now we gotta fight amongst ourselves again.....
  9. Bushtoy

    Car Alarm

    ave u noticed whether it goes orf as a car goes by? there is a volumatic sensor it the car which picks up slight changes in air pressure. i wud also check the light switches at every door and bonnet for bad connections etc.
  10. Bushtoy

    Removing the Fan

    i wud say if u have the space, strip it in place, but i kinda think u gonna ave ta remove and strip.
  11. Bushtoy

    clunk/click when on ruff tarmac, from the front, any ideas?

    nuther thing ta check....grap the flange that the prop shaft is bolted to on yer x-fer box n give it a shake about....shud be no movement there too....normally if yer uj's are going an have been left too long it screws up yer bearings in the x-fer box
  12. Bushtoy

    clunk/click when on ruff tarmac, from the front, any ideas?

    if u ave 1mm play on yer uj's, its time fer new wuns....there shud be absolutely no play on yer uj's at all fish
  13. Bushtoy

    Car Alarm

    then yull ave a black one!! sorry sappy...bin doin a web search....nothin out there.....there must b a way to adjust the sensitivity on the movement sensor, but it aint on the web
  14. Bushtoy

    Dashboard lights

    dint know they bin makin that crap fer fifty years....just shows, yer lern sumthin nu every day
  15. Bushtoy

    Car Alarm

    and use yer neighbours paper to start the burn.....its cheaper and burns wiff pretty colours
  16. Bushtoy

    Car Alarm

    burnin it ahm fraid is the only way....ave sum pork bangers handy...
  17. Bushtoy

    Could some one look under thier td5 for me?

    it faces the rear Dez
  18. Bushtoy

    Front Diff Oil

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  19. Bushtoy

    Front Diff Oil

    so yer hair on yer haid luks like yer hair on yer nuts then??? :D
  20. Bushtoy

    Front Diff Oil

    daft, its about hair on yer hed not that around yer nuts!!