Grunt!
ming
SPACE TWOT
Come in mr yella . . . .wot feelin bit poorly is we . . .lits take yer pulse then yella . . .10,0000 volts porky . . .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz splut!!!!reet strip im orft . . .beat im wiv this 1/4 inch ply wiff nailed black pvc onnit . . . .stick yer toung out. . . .how dare you . . .clamp it porky. . . .wot do ya mean yer cant talk proper. . .yer er toffie apple , nobody understands you any hows. . . .look at the state er yer thunders . . . .is thet why they call ya yella. . . . .reet go home an stay in bed fer a month . . . .un give us all a bit er peace. . .
ming
SPACE TWOT
come in mr slob. . .wot wrong?. . .numb arse eh!!! why are you dressed in jist yer thunders?. . .i here yous bin takin the **** outa mr ming. . .lucky fer you we dunt hold grudges in the ming empire. . .touch your toes slob,wot do yer meen ,yer cant. . . .how dare yer talk ta me like that. . .bring in the bend yer over machine porky!!! full power creeeeeek. . .reet rubber gloves on muffin [search im]. . .reet mr slob ,yer suffrin from too much sittin on yer pooter in yer thunders un yer need more ex er cise . . . .ok porky give im a good work out. . . .NEXT!!!!!
ming
SPACE TWOT
CUM IN MR GRUNT. . .wots wrong?. . .oh yer gotta bad back eh, , , ,un i spose yer cant work anorl. . .is thet why ya spend the whole day in yer alotmint diggin un tendin yer plums , dress im in this gaylander frock porky,lip stick un perfume ,high heels. . .reet drag im to the tratter boys pub un shout all tratter boys er poofs. . . . .reckon that will sort ya phookin back out. . .
come in mr slob. . .wot wrong?. . .numb arse eh!!! why are you dressed in jist yer thunders?. . .i here yous bin takin the **** outa mr ming. . .lucky fer you we dunt hold grudges in the ming empire. . .touch your toes slob,wot do yer meen ,yer cant. . . .how dare yer talk ta me like that. . .bring in the bend yer over machine porky!!! full power creeeeeek. . .reet rubber gloves on muffin [search im]. . .reet mr slob ,yer suffrin from too much sittin on yer pooter in yer thunders un yer need more ex er cise . . . .ok porky give im a good work out. . . .NEXT!!!!!
BUUURRpp!
aw thanks, mrs ming yer space trout!
ave bin trying to get rid of that wind fer ages
ming
SPACE TWOT
er cum in mr mucas. . .wots wong? baby cryin is keepin you awake un makin you all snappy eh!!!!I'LL GIVE YER SNAPPY!!!!STRIP IM ORFT PORKY!!!! WOT THE FECK IS THET IN YER THUNDERS? ER PHOOKIN SNORKLE. . .bend im over porky ,tie this 4 inch thick lassie band to is snorckle,un tie it to muffins saddle giddy up muffin yahooo. . . .gallop [streeeeeetch] gallop [even more stretch]. . sir - naaaaap!!!!
ming
SPACE TWOT
cum in mondo. . .wots wong. . .oh yer suffrin from car sickness are we !!!WELL THETS COS YER WINT UN BOUGHT ER BLEEDIN TRATTER YER FICK EAD. . . shakin yer about,smell er pigs int back...STRIP IM ORFT PORKY!!! BEND IM OVER. . .GIVE ME ER HAND WIFF THIS OLD VCU MUFFIN . . .THETS REET INSERT IT PLOP!!!!!yes you will walk funny fer er month mondo, but it will cure yer car sickness as you wont be able ta drive thet stupid tratter wiff thet vcu in yer rear bit. . . .
ming
SPACE TWOT
ahh come in mr flippy flop. . .wots wong? you's feelin all senile un gerry at trick is you!!!!well thets cos yer er stupid slitty driver. . .there is no known cure. . .you will be blieted fer the rest er yer life. . .thet will be about two weeks ,lookin at the state er you. . . .porky jist take im fer er drive int gaylander, it wint cure im . . . .but at least git im outa the sick room. . . .e only came in oping ta be torcherd un fings, eeze always hanging outside my other tweetmint room. . .git rid er the vermin. . .
Aw! - i was beginning to feel left out
bustersbus
Well-Known Member
dae ye's think it's summit to do with the morn?
ming
SPACE TWOT
er cum in mr lev. . .wots wong.? . .oh yous bin sniffin yer black leffer arm rest un its made you all giddy!!!!! there there dunt wurry mr lev . . .glass er water fer mr lev porky . . . .sit down un relax in ma black leffer seat. . . . .reet i'm writin er perscription fer sum cream ta rub ont yer leffer bit,soo it smell all nice un fings . . .fink youve bin over workin lev,so i'm givin you two weeks orft work,un i want you to relax int whine bar un not get all het up. . . .escort the nice man out muffin. . . .goodbye mr lev ,if yer have any problems dunt hesitate to cum back un see me. . .
Leviathan
Active Member
er cum in mr lev. . .wots wong.? . .oh yous bin sniffin yer black leffer arm rest un its made you all giddy!!!!! there there dunt wurry mr lev . . .glass er water fer mr lev porky . . . .sit down un relax in ma black leffer seat. . . . .reet i'm writin er perscription fer sum cream ta rub ont yer leffer bit,soo it smell all nice un fings . . .fink youve bin over workin lev,so i'm givin you two weeks orft work,un i want you to relax int whine bar un not get all het up. . . .escort the nice man out muffin. . . .goodbye mr lev ,if yer have any problems dunt hesitate to cum back un see me. . .
Fanks Nerse Ming, gotta say tho...reet scruffy lot int waiting room before us like...smelt un all.
ming
SPACE TWOT
soo sorry mr lev. . . . .dunt ever que wiff them rufty tufty type . . . .as youve a gold card you jist walk in. . . .
