Stanleysteamer · 2025-05-21T09:51:51+0100

Well we survived the thunderstorms, torrential rain and heavy hail that others in the south of France had.
3 dead at least, others missing.
Rose Garlic crop in a neighbouring town totoally destroyed , roads flooded all over, bits of the hi speed train track Toulouse to Paris washed away. Been pretty terrible really and more widespread than usual.

You have to google "French Storm latest" or summat to find it on the Brit news.

And our hens must be laying outside of their house as we cannot find them, so I'll have to chop down all the greenery we usually leave them to enjoy.

Have a good one folks!!

Sorry Kev, not doing any plumberin today!!

Propman · 2025-05-21T10:09:31+0100

I'm seeking forgiveness for my automotive infidelity

I've been living a lie... My heart belongs to Land Rovers, but I've committed a grievous sin...
I've fallen for a Chevrolet Silverado.
The thrill of American muscle has seduced me, and I've strayed from the path of righteousness.
My fellow Green Oval enthusiasts, pray for me...

Wimblowdriver · 2025-05-21T10:24:56+0100

Propman said:
I'm seeking forgiveness for my automotive infidelity

I've been living a lie... My heart belongs to Land Rovers, but I've committed a grievous sin...
I've fallen for a Chevrolet Silverado.
The thrill of American muscle has seduced me, and I've strayed from the path of righteousness.
My fellow Green Oval enthusiasts, pray for me...

Pray? too late, you've been excommunicated

kevstar · 2025-05-21T12:29:47+0100

Stanleysteamer said:
Why bother? Why not just clean it up by hand? Like we do dog sick and dog poo.
You can wear rubber gloves if you are that bothered.

They sell dog poo bags you can bag the poo, (tis more hygienic than getting poo under yer fingernails)
do you wait for the poo to go hard or do you like it warm n squishy

landowner · 2025-05-21T12:31:08+0100

Whatever happened to white dog poo ?

Propman · 2025-05-21T12:40:05+0100

kevstar said:
They sell dog poo bags you can bag the poo, (tis more hygienic than getting poo under yer fingernails)
do you wait for the poo to go hard or do you like it warm n squishy

Hard in the summer months.
Warm and squishy in the winter.

Stanleysteamer · 2025-05-21T13:16:23+0100

kevstar said:
They sell dog poo bags you can bag the poo, (tis more hygienic than getting poo under yer fingernails)
do you wait for the poo to go hard or do you like it warm n squishy

Funnily there used to be a Frog TV personality who ate dog poo on camera. I'll have to see if I can "dig him out"!!!

Nope searched but it must have been on too long ago. all I found was people pranking each other and one very naughty site where...
No I cannot go on.....
Yeurk!

marjon · 2025-05-21T13:23:49+0100

kevstar said:
They sell dog poo bags

Now why would anybody buy a bag of that :vb-confused2:

J

Stanleysteamer · 2025-05-21T13:26:18+0100

landowner said:
Whatever happened to white dog poo ?

Outlawed under the racial discrimination act!

Seriously, dog food has changed, less calcium from ground up bones.
It is said that in the USA, (where else) top dollar dog food in tins is so good that the tramps there eat it.

marjon · 2025-05-21T13:27:46+0100

Propman said:
The thrill of American muscle has seduced me,

The Yank V8 does sound nice, Yes I have 1. sold the other 1 a few years ago

.

Aslong as you have the RR at home you can still be included, dont fret

.

J

Stanleysteamer · 2025-05-21T13:28:30+0100

He might have been Italian thinking about it.
I'll have to have another look!

Nope, can't find it, flipping annoying, I can picture the bloke doing it but that's no use to you!
I should mention I saw it on French TV, so that puts it back till at least 1988, as I haven't watched it since My ex and I split up.
Frog TV that is!!.

Forrest Gump · 2025-05-21T15:24:16+0100

Stanleysteamer said:
Outlawed under the racial discrimination act!

Seriously, dog food has changed, less calcium from ground up bones.
It is said that in the USA, (where else) top dollar dog food in tins is so good that the tramps there eat it.

I could vouch for chappie… apparently good enough to eat even if u ain’t a bow wow… I put in the other half’s pasta one night to see if she would notice…she’d pxxxxd me off so I thought a wee comeback was needed..penne arrabiata and chappie stead o’ pork it was all fine. Still don’t know bout it

(hope she doesn’t read LZ)

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