treestump

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Help!!! I'm taking a real girl out grinlaning tomorrow night, (Not cornish and not a relation) Do I have to clean the crap and mud out o the cab, do i have to talk to her, do i send her out to open gates clear logs, chop branches, can i give her a fiery fred, help me urgent:D :D :D :D :D
 
Help!!! I'm taking a real girl out grinlaning tomorrow night, (Not cornish and not a relation) Do I have to clean the crap and mud out o the cab, do i have to talk to her, do i send her out to open gates clear logs, chop branches, can i give her a fiery fred, help me urgent:D :D :D :D :D

just qoute 'equal opportunities' to her and then kick her out the door to do the standard co-pilot duties.:p :p :p
 
Help!!! I'm taking a real girl out grinlaning tomorrow night, (Not cornish and not a relation) Do I have to clean the crap and mud out o the cab, do i have to talk to her, do i send her out to open gates clear logs, chop branches, can i give her a fiery fred, help me urgent:D :D :D :D :D

1 of them nice smelly things hung on the rear view mirror might help if the bus kicks up a bit :rolleyes: ;) :D
 
Oooohhhhhhh!
Wherebouts yer tekin er?
Aint many lanes in SE Kernow.

Is she hot?
 
Give her some rubber waders, tell her she'll need them to keep her dry and clean, she might not want to go lannin!!
 
Psssst treestump, all the above are ok, but wots a fooks..... "firey fred".........???????????????
 
Help!!! I'm taking a real girl out grinlaning tomorrow night, (Not cornish and not a relation) Do I have to clean the crap and mud out o the cab, do i have to talk to her, do i send her out to open gates clear logs, chop branches, can i give her a fiery fred, help me urgent:D :D :D :D :D
ooorrrr how sweet you want to make a good impresion, spoil her rotten and do all the hard work yourself, that way she will think your a gent, and come back for more!!:)
 

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