zzr1200 said:
Psssst treestump, all the above are ok, but wots a fooks..... "firey fred".........???????????????
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To answer the queries above and ask one question

a. a fiery fred (its not what you think) is a bloody strong blow yer mouth off mans cough drop
b. She's hotter than a gaylander in an M5 tailback
c. There are 30 green lanes in my neck of the woods
d. I dont fink she likes it dirty (snigger) she looks clean and wears makeup an womens type clothing
e. Rubber waders is your fetish not mine

Question, Sirus, what the feck is a vase??????????
 
i'll keep me eyes open fer a red depender (probly at the bottom of a hill) with a pretty gurl up to her tits in mud struggling with a heavy gate in the rain but with a pretty flower attached to her attire then! I'm out and about in the "30+lanes" part of kernow today, see ya there!
 
treestump said:
To answer the queries above and ask one question

a. a fiery fred (its not what you think) is a bloody strong blow yer mouth off mans cough drop
b. She's hotter than a gaylander in an M5 tailback
c. There are 30 green lanes in my neck of the woods
d. I dont fink she likes it dirty (snigger) she looks clean and wears makeup an womens type clothing
e. Rubber waders is your fetish not mine

Question, Sirus, what the feck is a vase??????????
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its short for vaseline just make sure you take plenty with you
 
sounds like a good plan, just dont try to show off lol, or it could all end in tears :)

u need to find urself a country girl by the sounds of it lol one that doesnt mind getting muddy (and has a rich farming dad if possible :) )

good luck mate, and have fun :)
 
Flowers are what men buy their wives when they feel guilty about the affair they're having!
 
yer mean t say that buyin a burd a set of nice snap-on screwdrivers isn't the way foward..........bastid thats where i have been going wrong
 
yer either being ironic calling 12" dick "little richard" or it's yer doris' nickname for it and yer a lucky man!!!:D:D
 
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