you RR boys don't half take on some big projects - don't forget to do a build thread

i just drink my coffee before i leave the house, or if i want thers that handy flat ally plate in the series between the seats where i can place a cup and perhaps a plate of food :rolleyes::)
 
Years ago I used to drive an old "D" series Ford van ....The rear floor was wood as we were "Out" all the time (Not at the Gas Works ect) .. we belted a hole in the rear floor turned a road cone upside down & shuved the end in the hole .....if we wanted a **** one of us would drive while the other took a **** down the road cone to outside......

if we pulled up at traffic lights while havin a **** there was ALWAYS someone in the other lane honkin their horn ..& shoutin .."Oi mate yer loosin water undeneath"

Funny as fook !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Years ago I used to drive an old "D" series Ford van ....The rear floor was wood as we were "Out" all the time (Not at the Gas Works ect) .. we belted a hole in the rear floor turned a road cone upside down & shuved the end in the hole .....if we wanted a **** one of us would drive while the other took a **** down the road cone to outside......

if we pulled up at traffic lights while havin a **** there was ALWAYS someone in the other lane honkin their horn ..& shoutin .."Oi mate yer loosin water undeneath"

Funny as fook !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we had a similar thing in the forces,going south to the black forest one of the lads decided he needed a crap.he dropped his kecks and hung his arse over the tailboard and let fly with a right bowel full,watching the mercs trying to dodge all that ****e was fantastic,just wish i had a camera with me.:D:D
 
Very similar to a work mate of mine ....went over to Spain on a stag do ... 6 of em staying in a flat/room 7 floors up & someone "Dares" Colin to to tek a crap off the balcony..

Colin being Colin ..NO hesitation.. down come the keks & over the balcony with his Arse...( this after 3 days on the "Sauce")

This 'ere Turd must have hit Terminal velocity .....went straigh thru a parasol & Exploded on a patio table ..............whilst yer very friendly scottish lads were havin their breakfasts sat around it......

FOOK ME was there a scrap in that hotel!!!!!!!!

I've just E-mailed Colin to send me the "Aftermath" pics ........
 
......and to think that I've had to manage all these years by shoving the can or polystyrene cup between my thighs as I drive

who knew the other side of the tracks could be so posh........:rolleyes:


Look on the bright side after you've drank it you can put it back again & fill it back up ......Saves stoppin fer a ****!!!!!

also can someone connect the dots fer me please .. we've gone from a Cup Holder to Tekkin a crap off a 7th floor balcony in spain ...... Mmmmmmm!!!! I would conclude we find cup holders BORING & tekin a crap HUGELY FUNNY ...............AWESOME!!!!
 
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