90truckcab
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i just drink my coffee before i leave the house, or if i want thers that handy flat ally plate in the series between the seats where i can place a cup and perhaps a plate of food
i just drink my coffee before i leave the house, or if i want thers that handy flat ally plate in the series between the seats where i can place a cup and perhaps a plate of food
the hooded claw
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Years ago I used to drive an old "D" series Ford van ....The rear floor was wood as we were "Out" all the time (Not at the Gas Works ect) .. we belted a hole in the rear floor turned a road cone upside down & shuved the end in the hole .....if we wanted a **** one of us would drive while the other took a **** down the road cone to outside......
if we pulled up at traffic lights while havin a **** there was ALWAYS someone in the other lane honkin their horn ..& shoutin .."Oi mate yer loosin water undeneath"
Funny as fook !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if we pulled up at traffic lights while havin a **** there was ALWAYS someone in the other lane honkin their horn ..& shoutin .."Oi mate yer loosin water undeneath"
Funny as fook !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
90truckcab
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gemsdad
NOT BOTHERED.
gemsdad
NOT BOTHERED.
we had a similar thing in the forces,going south to the black forest one of the lads decided he needed a crap.he dropped his kecks and hung his arse over the tailboard and let fly with a right bowel full,watching the mercs trying to dodge all that ****e was fantastic,just wish i had a camera with me.
the hooded claw
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Very similar to a work mate of mine ....went over to Spain on a stag do ... 6 of em staying in a flat/room 7 floors up & someone "Dares" Colin to to tek a crap off the balcony..
Colin being Colin ..NO hesitation.. down come the keks & over the balcony with his Arse...( this after 3 days on the "Sauce")
This 'ere Turd must have hit Terminal velocity .....went straigh thru a parasol & Exploded on a patio table ..............whilst yer very friendly scottish lads were havin their breakfasts sat around it......
FOOK ME was there a scrap in that hotel!!!!!!!!
I've just E-mailed Colin to send me the "Aftermath" pics ........
Colin being Colin ..NO hesitation.. down come the keks & over the balcony with his Arse...( this after 3 days on the "Sauce")
This 'ere Turd must have hit Terminal velocity .....went straigh thru a parasol & Exploded on a patio table ..............whilst yer very friendly scottish lads were havin their breakfasts sat around it......
FOOK ME was there a scrap in that hotel!!!!!!!!
I've just E-mailed Colin to send me the "Aftermath" pics ........
the hooded claw
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......and to think that I've had to manage all these years by shoving the can or polystyrene cup between my thighs as I drive
who knew the other side of the tracks could be so posh........
Look on the bright side after you've drank it you can put it back again & fill it back up ......Saves stoppin fer a ****!!!!!
also can someone connect the dots fer me please .. we've gone from a Cup Holder to Tekkin a crap off a 7th floor balcony in spain ...... Mmmmmmm!!!! I would conclude we find cup holders BORING & tekin a crap HUGELY FUNNY ...............AWESOME!!!!
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kooky_guy
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:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughisend it to me as well will you.
Me too!
