so my fort abart gettin it fixed quicker still aplies?

its a bit diff - not knowing how much etc - and no - i aint fishin ;)
 
not me - its Slobby chuckin toys:D
ffs daft do us all a favour and take yer medicine ... first yer accuse me resurecting old fred now this.. look , take a break have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit. the sudden burst of sugar into yer system might help combat the stress yer under and stop yer posting anymore posts about what yer imagination reckon yers eyes are seeing
 
yu is mistakin me wiv uncle Charlesy - he is the OAP - I is the one wot gets grey hairs from goin out wiv the TOSSERS!
 
acchilllee ah was getting yer mixed up wiff granny clampett. although am told that a easy mustoke to make
 
zero risk?
alliance and leicesters "direct saver" account is the best at the moment. pays a whopping 5.8%. instant access and no funny rules. minimum £5000.

but put the first 3k into a mini cash isa. max 3000 per annum. (no tax see!)

after that its more risk but poss better return. property or shares.
my tip? sainsburys. theyll be sold off soon. MS poss buyers?

check out sites like motley fool for really good free info.

yer never said that was gross or net, i have alot of savings in various account and that sounds like a **** net figure to me that!

as fer shares there all a gamble, (yer i lost a few k when i worked for marconi and they went tits up an they were the 2nd largest telecomms company at the time aswell :eek: )
 
depends on how much ye got, but if you want good return on investment (33% plus) only way to go is hedge fund. i put quite a large amount into the hands o me broker for a year, and i made 38% after his comm. but u gotta have big bucks to do hedge fund investment. otherwise, get hold of yer broker and tell him u wanna invest in mutual funds...good time now coz they are down coz of the merkin $ takin a bit of a pounding.
 
wow! thanks fer that handy tip me bushtwit, unfortunatly i int bin in a time warp fer the past year so yer a few days late with yer helpful advice
 
wow! thanks fer that handy tip me bushtwit, unfortunatly i int bin in a time warp fer the past year so yer a few days late with yer helpful advice

oh ****e!!!!

well, i am damned good at not reading properly, ya gotta give me that!!!

u can use me endless knowledge base next time then :D
 
i spent some on drink, some on loose wumum , a bit on soft drugs and the rest i just wasted
 

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