[bikerneil]

X

 

[Sirus]

Do you come wiv subtitles????

 

[bikerneil]

x

 

[burtonboy]

What does this mean? I do not understand..... What is wiv? What are subtitles?

"Do you come wiv subtitles????"

translation - 'wiv' = with, 'subtitles' = subtitles

me thinks e's a septic - 'SUV' instead of 4x4 & 'shop' instead of garage

 

[bikerneil]

x

 

[burtonboy]

to answer your original question

yes, range rovers are renowned for unreliability - its a landrover for god's sake!

the newer models are not as bad as the old p 38's - do a search down in the range rover section

& welcome to the forum (even if you are a merkin )

 

[burtonboy]

Wow, you speak em weird language. Is that swahili or what?

I guess I will seek advice elsewhere where you don't have to know what the secret code is to understand an answer......

just one simple question - are you from the U S of A ?

over here a 'trip to the shops' means going down to sainbsurys to buy some bread

 

[burtonboy]

I currently own and an Infiniti QX56.

do you actually drive one off these ?

oh well , no accounting for taste i suppose

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

i think yu have fritened him, guys.

yu gotta allow that, as a merkin, he needs all the help he can get - be gentle.


oh - and welcome (howdi) to Looneyzone

 

[burtonboy]

got nothin against merkins - my cousin's married to one ( 'e used to work in Fort Worth, Texas ) and she's one of the nicest people I've ever met & a great cook aswell

 

[I have a nut leftover]

Ere Bikerneil, ow far can ya chuck an 'ubcap?

 

[burtonboy]

Ere Bikerneil, ow far can ya chuck an 'ubcap?

fer christsake, e won't understand that - e'll think yer on about Prince Charles

 

[I have a nut leftover]

fer christsake, e won't understand that - e'll think yer on about Prince Charles

Yeah yer roight.

HOOOOOOW....FAAAAAAAAAR....CAAAAAAAAN.....YOOOOOOOU.....THROOOOOOOW.......A.....HUUUUUUUUB..CAAAAAAAAP?

 

[burtonboy]

Yeah yer roight.

HOOOOOOW....FAAAAAAAAAR....CAAAAAAAAN.....YOOOOOOOU.....THROOOOOOOW.......A.....HUUUUUUUUB..CAAAAAAAAP?

no need to shout - e's not deaf, just a merkin!

America & Britain - seperated by a common language eh? - my cousins missus still asks if she can use the 'john' - keep tellin er there's no one in our house called that but she won't listen

 

[Pikey]

no need to shout - e's not deaf, just a merkin!

America & Britain - seperated by a common language eh? - my cousins missus still asks if she can use the 'john' - keep tellin er there's no one in our house called that but she won't listen

Does she ask yer ta force it as well

 

[burtonboy]

Does she ask yer ta force it as well

yep, all the time - cos the bathroom one leaks a bit she'a always sayin ' you should get that force it fixed'

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

thats it! yu dun it noo! - yu frit him orf.

blurry colonials

 

[burtonboy]

lets try & entice him back & make him feel at home then - after 3 everyone

1

2

3

"OOHHH say can you seeeeeee "

 

[Sirus]

oi watch you dont start shootin yur friends burtonboy goin all merkin on us

 

[burtonboy]

oi watch you dont start shootin yur friends burtonboy goin all merkin on us

yeh , next thing you know I'll be wearing check shirts , sayin 'Y'all' & changing me name to Elmer

I have to confess - I did once own a pair of cowboy boots in me yoof

can someone tell Richard Hammond he DOESN'T look cool in em