'tis the season to be jolly and all that!

Feckin hell, he had a bloody short fuse.

I couldn't even see that much ribbing and mickytaking, and he still got fecked off!

No pleasing some people.
 
1 hour 40 aint very quick at all. lets all hang around the introduce youself thead and jump on the next noob................oh no :doh: thats what we do anyway :D:D:D
 
Tuskenraider said:
So someone doesnt know what engine is in his car and WE are the ****ers :confused: :D

Oh and if you are still reading this then Castrol does quote for your vehicle and it says to use Castrol Edge 5w40 and you need 8.8L of it ;)

Merry Xmas :welcome2:
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LOL...... I take it you know how to search for things on a website properly Tusken?,

Next Question

Can you help me find my engine as I think is a 300tdi:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:, oh and where do i put the oil.:confused:.
 
Big Stu 12 said:
Can you help me find my engine as I think is a 300tdi:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:, oh and where do i put the oil.:confused:.
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Lift the large metal lid on the front of the car, its under there and the oil goes in top of it. Make sure you fill it to the brim as well :D

The NHS would have loads more money if they stopped doing these fooking sense of humour bypass ops :doh:
 
Tuskenraider said:
Lift the large metal lid on the front of the car, its under there and the oil goes in top of it. Make sure you fill it to the brim as well :D
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So lift the large metal lid, how many Bottles of oil will fill it to the brim.. theres loads of space under there, and i can see the floor under mine think the frist few bootles of might fall though:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:... :D:D:D:D

But what sort of oil can I use
 
Hey, I'm feeling cheated.

I joined this bloody forum full of ****-taking ****ers back in September and no-one has ever been nasty to me yet, all you have ever given me was lots of sound advice and encouragement. I've even asked a couple of dumb question too!

So, come on guys, make me feel part of the union and get stuck in!

I did nearly buy a freelander, would that have helped?

roflmao

P.S. I have even double posted this too!
 
Clanforbes said:
Hey, I'm feeling cheated.

I joined this bloody forum full of ****-taking ****ers back in September and no-one has ever been nasty to me yet, all you have ever given me was lots of sound advice and encouragement. I've even asked a couple of dumb question too!

So, come on guys, make me feel part of the union and get stuck in!

I did nearly buy a freelander, would that have helped?
:p
roflmao

P.S. I have even double posted this too!
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GIRL :p:p:p;)
 
Ok,,You are all having fun,,,and I bit,,right,,,,,, the car needs an oil change,,now,,is there any chance I can eat **** here and find out my best options,,or does the fun just carry on?
 
lubeman said:
Ok,,You are all having fun,,,and I bit,,right,,,,,, the car needs an oil change,,now,,is there any chance I can eat **** here and find out my best options,,or does the fun just carry on?
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Scroll up to post 24.. oh and don't let tweets know you eat **** or you'll have a stalker for life.. :eek:
 
lubeman said:
Ok,,You are all having fun,,,and I bit,,right,,,,,, the car needs an oil change,,now,,is there any chance I can eat **** here and find out my best options,,or does the fun just carry on?
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no you can fook off,ok if you look in the thread where you first posted you will see what i said about the oil you need.i think.:eek::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
lubeman said:
Ok,,You are all having fun,,,and I bit,,right,,,,,, the car needs an oil change,,now,,is there any chance I can eat **** here and find out my best options,,or does the fun just carry on?
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I am sure the fun will carry on, you just need to sift through the **** and find the info :D

Castrol state 5w40 fully synth. If i was you I would find a local motor factors that stocks Carlube and get their 5w40 fully synthetic, will probably be nearly half the price of the Castrol :)
 
Tuskenraider said:
I am sure the fun will carry on, you just need to sift through the **** and find the info :D

Castrol state 5w40 fully synth. If i was you I would find a local motor factors that stocks Carlube and get their 5w40 fully synthetic, will probably be nearly half the price of the Castrol :)
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yes i agree with you on that,but if the car does have a diesel particulate filter he will have to get the low ash oil,otherwise it will knacker the the said filter and they cost an awful lot of money to replace.:eek:;)
 
Thanks Gems Dad,,this was my main concern,,,,I think its the BMW engine ?

Knowledge is a fine thing,,and thats why I came here,,to learn.
 
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