am confused now but hallo to oddie fred !

OH' am very sorry indedy fer tat! Hello Fred ?

ware are you an ware wer you thinkin o goin ??

am worsenin fer wear at mo but grinnin, y' ever add one ottem days that gwon fer too long ?

Gdeevnin buster, owes it goin

I always ware me bestest cruisin gear. wite scarf, tanned flyin jaket an me fave levver elmet !!!!! BUT fortunately I dont get far cos I use me freeloader an I nev get offev me front drive.

hey if you dont own one your kin lucky

hey fraz welcome to the lower class, hey weve all got ower probs on ere mate but us freeloaders av got mor than most ! welcom aboard comrad

I bought one fer me good missus an she loved it, an also cos I dont need a full on 4x4 it was LR like me Triumph, but now ! well it sits on the drive wile waitin fer stuff to be fixed.

hahahahahahah not erd "numpty" ferra wile

do you reely go cruisin ? over ererin mancunia we get arrestid ferdat kinda fing.

once, when my freeloader worked I got 80mph plus !

W.o.t.t.h.e.fck's.a.tdefc.abcd.or.a.1.2.3.&.yes I Am Missing Sumpkinthing????!!!!! !

yeh cnav my freeloader ferp ricesev a few cold beers am sik uv lookin at it in fact the damn fiat ****tyenoco gets better as each day passes wi out a anuv problem

go buy a airfix model pref aged 1 to 3 an then wen you know what the ferk an engine is, tats ENGINE not injun kin come back OR save your sponds and jus by a volvo.

Why not save ££££'s by buying a good euro road atlas. Mine cost just £9.99 and has city street plans, campsites and places of interest among other usefull info. You can then have fun finding your way and with the money you save buy a selection of fine beers to drink whilst planning your route !

cheers, fink al leave alone

I may ave the chance of a cheapie series lll least I fink it is, old W plate? spin stood fer awile cove'd in pijin ****e an creeturs livin init. sin not bad nik at firs glimps but wonderd if its gonna cost much an ar parts easy t'find ? sa 2.1/4 petrol but wud want swap fer veggie. will it end...

wuz recently askd by a yung wippasnappa tet driver agency "how do you find yer way about when multi droppin meester bushytale ?" an to is astonishment I replied " wiv a f***kin mancunian A to Z !" fraid am not modern enuff fer this new world of tekno stuff.

eeh, wot ever append to the the art off map readin ? sheesh times arra changin..