1. woogoo

    No trip to Chipping for me today!

    Now if that wasn't so fooking funny, I'd scowl at you for saying such a thing.
  2. woogoo

    No trip to Chipping for me today!

    I think the official line for that Keith is "financially embarrassed", but I too have been in the same position myself, mind you there are very few that could admit otherwise. So with Chipping off the cards then how about we (Claw, Wammers and J) meet for 'lunch' (my treat) next weekend.
  3. woogoo

    No trip to Chipping for me today!

    Well it looks like my plan for coming to Chipping have been scuppered by the MOT failure, as I have less than 1.5mm of the brake pad remaining on the rear and I've no way of replacing them today. The vehicle's legal until the 5th of June but... I also have a fuel leak, PAS fluid leak, duff hand...
  4. woogoo

    Diagnostic Hardware what to buy.

    Ah well this is the problem, I assume I need the software over and above the hardware so I can actually use the hardware. See, what's confusing me is the use of the work kit, to me it implies that I get everything that I need, if I don't then with all due respect BBS Guy, it's not a kit more of...
  5. woogoo

    What does it mean?

    Mmmm, was it something I said!
  6. woogoo

    What does it mean?

    So have I but I don't see mine in red, or is that like pointing out the obvious! Note to self : that was another forum you ejit!
  7. woogoo

    What does it mean?

    Hi, when on the main index page for the forum, if you scroll to the bottom of the page you'll see something similar to the attached. What does the red signify?
  8. woogoo

    Diagnostic Hardware what to buy.

    I had intended to buy my kit this week but my MOT's due on Friday, so the outcome of that will really decide if I buy or not, it won't pass as I have a fuel leak, but there may be other stuff thats needed. So if the repair bill is in the silly league then I'll be selling it as a project. On the...
  9. woogoo

    so i hit it with a hammer !!!

    Bummer!
  10. woogoo

    so i hit it with a hammer !!!

    Oh! Cum on that's a bit below the belt!
  11. woogoo

    Vogue v8 -v- 2.5 DSE

    Oh yes, no one could deny you that, in fact some might say you're very trying.
  12. woogoo

    Vogue v8 -v- 2.5 DSE

    Mmmm, maybe it would be a good idea to learn to spell before making a statement like that. :D
  13. woogoo

    drove 12 feet on to the beech....!

    No wonder you got stuck on the beach, following that road!
  14. woogoo

    l322 flat battery maybe HVAC & P Light Problem

    I know what you mean, I had the same 'bun fight' with Stratstone's over my EAS ride height sensors. I was told that since there was no written record of me asking for them to keep the old ones, they weren't obliged to keep them. When I then pointed out that they were in fact my property I was...
  15. woogoo

    Vogue v8 -v- 2.5 DSE

    Mmm, nice. Nope, the B&B I phoned in Chipping appear to have rubber eared by phone call. But I really don't think it will be that hard to find on the day (Sat).
  16. woogoo

    Vogue v8 -v- 2.5 DSE

    ****el! :D
  17. woogoo

    Vogue v8 -v- 2.5 DSE

    Wammers, you have a Porsche! What's a sound and sensible guy like you driving around in a souped up volkswagen for?
  18. woogoo

    l322 flat battery maybe HVAC & P Light Problem

    Yeah, I agree with gtland, or maybe you could hint that you are considering returning it the next time you have contact with them, it might make them think twice.
  19. woogoo

    If Only......

    Well when I went to view the 4.6 yesterday I reset my trip computer and from my house and back (country, urban, motorway, urban; then the reverse for the return) I got back home with 28.4MPG and that was doing 70 on cruise control on the M-Way due to the speed cameras. Better than a poke in the...
  20. woogoo

    Red Led flashing quicker than normal????

    Maybe it's having a panic attack thinking someone's going to break in.:D Been out and looked at mine and it's flashing twice a second.