I'm a wiser person now than I was 20 mins ago. Thanks.

Been there, had that and fixed it. So here's what to do, using the EAS Software. 1. Park the car on a flat surface. 2. Get all of the ride height settings. 3. Make sure thay look sane. (Post here if unsure). 3. Adjust ONLY if needed. 4. Write the profiles back to the EAS (even if you...

I've just read a thread where the OP was asked if it was a 'Soft Dash or a Hard Dash'. WTF does it mean?

You two aren't implying I'm some sort of Gimp Suit loving Trud Tapper are you?

Well I got the 'Old Cow' back today, with a new MOT a full service and a few other odds a sods needed for the MOT and so far it's going very, very well. It's amazing what a new injector can do. I used to have what can only be described as judder when I eased on / off the accelerator in slow...

Nope J, it's still in the garage, as I need to get a pipe to replace one that's leaking on the autobox. But I do expect to get it back tomorrow, but I've thought that before!

Shouldn't that be Orifice Dribble?

Snarf!

OLD! I resent that. I'm a middle aged fart, and a grumpy bastard to boot I'll have you know.

Well I as understand it, it is located in the boot in the right hand side. I'm not to sure if the Sat Nav was an extra on this model, but I may have assumed (incorrectly) that the HSE had it as a matter of course. A quick call to a dealers will clear this up.

Well if you look carefully you'll see the autcion is in fact for a 10Amp fuse!

Bugger! I was hoping you wouldn't see that, never been back since. The shame was to great a burden.

Dodgy fuel pump.

Yes, they can be replaced as I've had mine done.

Yes, but what you've neglected to add is what they said next and I quote: "to feck out here, here's Keith!". :D

Probably the Universal joints on the Prop.

Fooking heck, that's some mower. I'll bet its a ride on complete with EAS.

Humph! Not as good as my cunning plan to loctite together two BMW straight sixes in to a V12!

I know, some people have no appreciation of style, or sense of artistic taste.

:doh: Gawd that's brilliant, I'm off the the workshop.