I've got 4, 8 years down to 8 months squeeze the ****ers in anywhere they'll fit. :D

:eek:Its Dr Nick off the Simpsons:eek: :welcome2:to the loonyzone

:welcome2: to the loonyzone, You need ****loads of metal ... I had a couple of small patches on mine (or so I thought) ended up with holes you can fit ya head into and a mountain of rust!:D

What else would you do with a gaylander?:D other than burn it?:rolleyes::D

burn it! :welcome2:

Or change the career idea and become a dental nurse :hysterically_laughi

Do you still need a carseat?:D

:welcome2: I have a 1990 Disco 200 Tdi, and I'm pretty sure missing bolts are normal but the may be a manufacturers extra:D And the wiring is a risky undertaking, how many scotchlocks you got on your headlight circuits?:confused::D

:welcome2: Its ya flugel valve matey need to rotate it 90 degrees while standing on 1 foot singing the national anthem of uzbekistan.:rolleyes: failing that cover the gaylander in petrol and strike a match!:D

put in a different occupation, mechanics get stung, put in dental nurse instead.:) Also on the comparison sites sometimes if you put in 0 voluntary excess it saves you money (I am unemployed and live a sad existence so have researched this):)

:welcome2: to the loonybin

hehe a gaylanderer come to show off his monocock:D what year? petrol or derv? :welcome2: by the way:D

:welcome2: to the loonyzone whuraboots in Devon?

Dint you drive it home when you bought it?:rolleyes: if not ... uh oh!:eek:

:welcome2: Beware of puddles,:D and prepare to be intimate with your head/gasket K series 1.8 engine can be a piece of ****e. The K series single handedly ruined Rover In my opinion! You may be lucky, I hope you are.

I got no rear bump stops passed MOT but not even an advisory ... is only one missing?

Welcome to the loonyzone, Beware the "anything goes" section unless you have thick skin! and questions in the relevant section if you want a sensible answer other than that enjoy the site and get some photies up soon!

As I said mines a 1990 200 and was coming up with some suggestions of things i have checked as with you I fitted a new switch worked ok for a little while then went again checked all of the above and then found that the switch was at fault have to say that Disco wiring is ****e and it is common...

Right I'm currently experiencing the same thing mines a 200tdi and there are no relays on mine have you checked the fusible links in the engine bay for corrosion? and I'm waiting for a third switch as I hadnt noticed that Xenon bulbs had been fitted the first time I replaced it and these have...

:welcome2: to the loonyzone, its a madhouse out there, Good people though as long as you have a thick skin. see you around