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    Horn not working!

    If the fuse is ok, wouldn't it be quicker/easier to start at the horn n work back? U can check the horn is earthing properly too that way.
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    Where did ya post ur pix then? N wot does that stuff mean under ur backside?

    Where did ya post ur pix then? N wot does that stuff mean under ur backside?
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    A big hello from Cornwall

    Jethro country ennit? Used to have a good friend in Camelford - that's ur neck of the woods I think?
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    Hello and Help Me Please....

    Yeah - info could be useful to someone maybe?
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    Hi Peeps!! Disco71 sent me!

    Ur all there Gertie!!
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    Spotlights to full beam?

    U sure he's not avin a larf red? Just tap into the mainbeam feed to trigger the relay n away u goes..............
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    sparking dipstick

    I just meant unplug the alternator - just that u gotta be careful cus u can fry alternators. Could end up deeper in the mire than he already is. Anyway he's not responding again so maybe he got it fixed? Or gave up? Reckon I could have that fixed in 10 minutes............
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    bleedin breaks 2!

    hypothermia. Is that contagio contageou, conttagi. Is that catching? Think I had it once but doctor gave me soem auntybitotics or summit. Fine now - apart form my twitches n stuff
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    bleedin breaks 2!

    Apologies - "I". Just tryina help but getting no response. Will wind my neck in if I have offended...............
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    bleedin breaks 2!

    You reading this hyland or we just ****in in the wind?
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    bleedin breaks 2!

    Not really what you want when a kid falls off their bike right in front of you............
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    sparking dipstick

    I reckon you can forget the coil - you got HT if you got that big a spark. Consequently your LT is ok too. Try the earthing the block with a jump lead n see wot happens. Lectricity will always take the easiest route home - not nececelery where you would think it should go. Start with basics and...
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    sparking dipstick

    You gotta set of jump leads? Earth the block to the body - where it is sparking to cus that is where it is finding an earth. Does it run sweet then? Still got my money on earthing problems............
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    Hello from rainy Manchester

    Thanks for the info guys - dont feel so much of a spare one now. If you plug a 12v system into 24v it will cook, obviously. But maybe the towing system runs off 12v? Get yer multimeter out I reckons............
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    which wheel bearing?

    I would go with buying the two aswell. I had a drivers side front wheel bearing blow in the outside lane of the M5 - scary shoite! The car wanted to go right even tho I was trying to point it in the direction of the hard shoulder.
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    Hello from rainy Manchester

    Who told you about my Portuguese pecadillo? That was supposed to be a secret - now everyone knows!!
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    Bad puncture

    Twas me ya custard. Only just got outta hospital. Shoulda gone to specsavers!!
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    Hello from rainy Manchester

    Don't think you will too many arguments there.......... I still wanna know wot is the point of a 24v system? Aslo wot is a sankey? Pardon me ignorance sir...........
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    Hello from rainy Manchester

    24v system? - wots the idea behind that then? never come across one of those! btw - I keep getting a Laguna coupe driving across my screen - wot a sexy car! shame it's french.........
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    1970 - Land Rover. Is it Rubbish?

    Ok. I apologise. Just thought that a stupid question deserved a stupid answer?? Spank me.............