Swear the milk goes in and the frothy-coffee-steam goes out Shirley?

They all do what? 🤯

Should have been from the start🤷

Wash it down, run it and lay there watching for the trail to start. I'd go for crank seal but you need to verify that👍

Or these guys as i believe you are in the EU ;). https://www.o-ring-stocks.eu/ J

I have been in France for 25 years, the one eyed Scottish idiot fecked my pension so I couldn't afford to retire in the UK. It's great for the retired here, not least because there is no road tax and overall taxation is lower. Not so good if...

Isn't everything!

Unfortunately not. Hopefully Denmark are sending some Viking longships to repel Trumpfart 👍🤣 I'm starting to regret not putting my name forward for work in France recently 🤔🙄🤣

more than last year

You don't stay rich by giving it away.😁 Instead of going after those who by hard work or birthright can afford a nice car, Go after the double damagers - electric. Electricity for vehicles doesn't magically appear from angel farts.

Brave man

I can't break something that's already broken 😂

The sensor will cause sporadic readings if faulty - it won’t stop a fire being hot - so it’s not that.

That's it just change parts and ignore advise given on how to find the problem. "It's probably this and probably that" is an expensive route to take but hey. It's your cash dude. 👌

Start up from cold and see how long it takes the radiator to warm through. It'll get hot at the quickly as normal but if it starts blowing warm air from behind the fan quickly it could be an open thermostat. Watch your fingers😜 run for about...

Rear heating circuit 🤔

God knows but you'll be one the few to find out and let us all know😎👍

We are an hour north of Bordeaux, nearly halfway between yourself and our datatek😎👍

Some things can be, try working with can bus systems... A different level and yet more tools and knowledge needed.. 🤯 You will need to get handy as the modern cars bring new challenges 😎👍

Testing the earth is straight forward, pick a good earth in that area and test for continuity accross the ecu plug. For the positive for the ecu, check through the fuses for an engine fuse, once located, check using the same earth you had in the...

Wot Brian said ^^^^^^

Legend thanks @brianp38dse !!!

Rave is the JLR workshop manual and can be downloaded free https://www.dropbox.com/sh/o9m2uyenqtjmcm3/AAAzvtCBbo9nPJUtqD9lOk6ta?dl=0

Don’t laugh , but I don’t know what that is haha (apart from great party)

If you want reliable then don't look at any Range Rovers. Buy a Lexus RX.

https://www.copilotsearch.com/posts/land-rover-range-rover-velar-years-to-avoid/

Pipes for trans oil cooler? What exactly is leaking out? oil/coolant/donuts.

Just those three on the block👍 Also for the rear lines, there is a jumper pipe between the chassis and body along with a short pipe. Do them all👍

Aircon pipes maybe🤷