Just bin er sheep waiting fer kev to eat his pee nut butta. Sat int kitchen leaning on side fing. Eye has given up to night. Blocked the trap of so it dun't catch a squirrel. In bed now.

Found it. By the jam.

Try agen. Thas gorrit. Parretseatemol

Me fones startid correctin me spellin anorl.

Eye is posting live from sainsberrys. Lookering fer pee nut butter fer kev. Can't find it.

Bit like tratter restoration. There be loads ov advice on ere.

Window peeps seen have take o'fence to delaying next stage ov measuring up ferra few months. Looked at naybors. Done a nice job.

Its cold.

Seen kev today. Bin wukkin from home making somefink. Patio curtains open so eye could see me squirrels visiting. Kev was lerkin about 5pm. Ran away when e seen me but came back and braved it ferra nut.

Tratter wanting to be a freelander.

He has if e's gorra TD4 henjin. Was int FL2.

Nuts av bin put outside me trap but not innit. Lets get kev comfortable wiv being by said trap. 3 calls today from the window peeps. All ignored. Eye ain't being rushed into anyfink.

Yer post includes a quote wiv swearing. Dun't take it personal. You ain't the only one.

Nuvva one