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    Bit smoky after 10 years

    It will be the old, stale doosil. Same happened with mine. I drained the tank and refilled. Old on the left, fresh on the right.
  2. GRATCH

    Proposal for documenting the official repair manual (discussion paper)

    You want all your posts about milk-floats removing?
  3. GRATCH

    Proposal for documenting the official repair manual (discussion paper)

    And? I gave a technical answer. Do you complain about @Hippoo's squirrel grooming thread in the tratterer section?
  4. GRATCH

    Proposal for documenting the official repair manual (discussion paper)

    Are you Stanley Sir!'s twin brother? Did you have to wipe your fingers after they typed all that diarrhea?
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    I would just like to say

    I expect the rat is scared of having your sausage inside him.
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    I would just like to say

    The only time Stanley Sir! uses a mirror, is to look at his own bottom.
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    I would just like to say

    I'm sure you enjoyed a cocker two.
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    It’s in my blood

    Sad little intelligence. It did say incel before autocorrect butted in, I bow to It's judgement.
  9. GRATCH

    It’s in my blood

    No, I mean where she fought you off and has your skin under her nails from where she scratched you.
  10. GRATCH

    It’s in my blood

    It's samples of your DNA, isn't it.
  11. GRATCH

    D2 1999 ES going up for sale

    If no price stated, then the first bidder gets it. I bid a half eaten Mars bar and the foil from a kit-kat.
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    I would just like to say

    I rather think that Stanley Sir! has other uses for the 'spare' bits of rope he possesses.
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    I would just like to say

    Will you be borrowing it off @Hippoo?
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    I would just like to say

    Most people grow out of plastic cups within 2 or 3 years....
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    I would just like to say

    Fixed that for you.