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    D2 1999 ES going up for sale

    If no price stated, then the first bidder gets it. I bid a half eaten Mars bar and the foil from a kit-kat.
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    I would just like to say

    I rather think that Stanley Sir! has other uses for the 'spare' bits of rope he possesses.
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    I would just like to say

    Will you be borrowing it off @Hippoo?
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    I would just like to say

    Most people grow out of plastic cups within 2 or 3 years....
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    I would just like to say

    Fixed that for you.
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    Lost me clutch, thoughts? Found the fault with a pic.

    I had a similar issue on my 200tdi- see third pic for possible cause.... https://www.landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/2-5n-a-to-200tdi-conversion.168563/post-1733336
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    I would just like to say

    I think you are mistaking french TV for a mirror.
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    Project value?

    If only there were more doctors and nurses and less clipboard holderers.
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    MOZZ IS VISITING , HELLO EVERYONE

    STOP SHOUTING!
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    MOZZ IS VISITING , HELLO EVERYONE

    Who? And stop shouting.
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    My 101 won't start. Ignition key just gets a CLICK when turned.

    You can put a battery on charge and it can appear fully charged, but have a bad cell which won't start an engine.
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    My 101 won't start. Ignition key just gets a CLICK when turned.

    I wouldn't rule out a duff battery. Have you tried jumping it off a running vehicle?
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    I would just like to say

    What is the '00 33'? Should it not be '+33' on a mobile? You dial '+44' to ring the UK from foreign climes.
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    I would just like to say

    Stanley Sir! encourages people to stroke his cocker spaniel. They all choose the spaniel.
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    I would just like to say

    I thought you were giving @Hippoo recipes for freezing food, for a minute.
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    I would just like to say

    Ignition woes. Stanley Sir! and retarded are in the conversation. I'm sure there is a link somewhere there......
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    I would just like to say

    Just goes to show how full of crap you all are.
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    I would just like to say

    It's only gaylander doors that fall oft. Especially when it's wet, like in the video.
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    Keep Losing Alternator belt tension

    I've used a crow bar to tension a belt, a long time ago. The charge light came on when I started it up and went away when I subsequently slackened it off a bit.
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    Keep Losing Alternator belt tension

    Have you overtightened the alty belt?