He'll need to see a surgeon first to mend the hernia in his wallet!! 🤣

I imagine he is already sat there on the sofa, rocking, with a hot water bottle full of water and ice-cubes around his head. Wonder what sort of group he could join? "I-actually-paid-for-somethingaholics anonymouse"? 🤣

OK everybody, we need to have a whip-round for Kev's therapy. Big donations, them trick cyclists is expensive :p

I know a hack when I see one... Who are yous an what have you done wif Kev?! Take two aspirin an purra splint on yer wallit. Is only polite to apologise to the resident moffs anorl..

Oh dear! did it hurt much? So sorry. Much sympathy for your pain. now what type model number etc, all the goss if you please!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Thanks very much I shall wipe away the tears and be brave. 😭😭

Have to admit, if anyone gave me one with an egg in it, I'd take the egg out and throw it away. Only like eggs when cooked cetain ways. If twas an omelette or scrambled, I'd love it!!

Ye auld 3310 indestructible classic oh yer :cool: :cool:

Had to use look the tinterweb to search for Wickes. There's one in Stirling cant see me ever going there to see what they got same as Jewsons, beatsons B&Q ect ect I had a blonde moment & couldnt process wix :rolleyes: Never seen yin of them...

This one…?

Cant we just give im some crayons or marbles to eat instead.

Morning All. :D Another scorcher for us I think. :) Might go out on the trike later. Have a great day. :D

Traffic Circle if you don't mind. They do have them, but not very many. ;)

Funnily it was the left one that he fiddle with, but this was in Merkin land where I understand they do not know whata roundabout is!!!

Ive done thousands of wheel alignments over the years also been on training courses bla bla All done by lasers sometimes its experience setting them up & not going by oem settings, even different types of tyres can act in setting toes in out you...

Ive been poured unlimited glasses of golden water from the Baps of Dura :p

Oh mate. Commiserations on your terrible loss. We all feel for you at this sad time. 😢

Right ok peeps I went n bought a new phone yes I spent some cash please be kind....

Nope it should look like this....

No, far more old-skool NA 1275 Metro. :)

@DanClarke does yer mini engine look like this one…?

Since last time I spoke about are recently arrivals from Plu-Tow. Our moderator and founder (Peace be on him her it), has discussed the possibility of aiding new EV Evoque drivers adjust to a new area of the Landyzone forum. We welcomed the...

... I saw the MIL in hospital this PM. Not great, but brighter than last time. Kept reporting to me that there were flies all over her bed sheets and occasionally that I had flies all over my face. I kept telling her there were no flies and that...

Went to Wix this morning to collect me noo lawn sprinkler. Not had any rain for a while and ground is getting parched. Also got some noo 5mm and 6mm HSS drill bits as the ones I have been using for the last couple of decades are now scrap.

No, he's thinking about Dan's version :cool:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Wots wix ??

Dee yee nae hev Wickes north of the border? Bet there is a Scots equivalent.