watch out for his wandering hand thats all i'v been told!if he tells u hes tryin to help engage your low range, he aint talkin ratios!
 
nearly choked laughin then!if you've got a middle seat upfront RIP IT OUT WITHOUT DELAY!!he likes to get a bit too close!
 
I heard he's raised most of the Landie fund he's got frum selling blowies. At a quid a pop he's probably put on weight frum all the protein & has the jaw muscles of a fekin alligator!
 
o now thats jus lowerin th tone :D he'l crop up on 'ere in a minute ya know!hope ur carryin protection! I hear its handjobs he's most fond of!he's a big fan of the 'protein shake'!
 
o here he is!nelly, how many clients u 'serviced' today then?!! ;) ur exploits have been much discussed in ur absence!
 

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