Treworgey 90 said:"i may be no lady but i be a wimmin (a pole dancing, magner drinking, mud wallowing landy owning one,"
Marry me Little Nay!!!
Treworgey 90 said:We've got some loverrley mud down ere in Cornwall and some Scrumpy which doubles as paint stripper - me lover.
Meet me behind the cow shed and I'll show you my special pole.
yella disco said:ffs nay calm down, yerl be avin a ot flush agen![]()
Treworgey 90 said:Who's Trevor 90 - I'll smash his face in for stealing my girlfriend!