norfolkmick

Active Member

• Aug 23, 2012

• #1

Dilema Time,
Im just Getting Home after a 3wk trip offshore, heaps of things to be done including fitting a newly aquired spare wheel carrier which I want to fit when I get home 1st job, But I will gaurentee that her who should be obeyed(well she thinks she should) wont understand that these things need to be done. ok she has needs to mmmm,
but im sure she will moan if I dont move the parcel and its pointless double handling the thing lol. so my question to all you Men out there what would you do, who wears the trousers? is it her in doors who must be obeyed and kept sweet or is it her on the drive, they both cost us a fortune and get pleasure riding them lol did I just say that mmmm nothing like playing in a wet hole lol.

I think I will be fitting the spare wheel carrier later in the week if the truth is known lol
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Last edited: Aug 23, 2012

Station House

Well-Known Member

• Aug 23, 2012

• #2

The wife has he horses, I have my landy - both need attention (not sure which takes the most time tbh).

Tend to play landy when she's off on horseback

 

norfolkmick

Active Member

• Aug 23, 2012

• #3

Horsey women mmmm

 

110woman

Manky innards but smilin' still

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• Aug 23, 2012

• #4

Tis true they both have needs but only one has emotions and only one has pmt...enough said surely and only one gan give you a blow job

 

hawky666

Well-Known Member

• Aug 23, 2012

• #5

Lets think about this a min.
110w says both have needs, only 1 has emotions and gets pmt... i would disagree.

I think the landy deff has mood swings day to day and regularly tearful leaking water, or blowing hot and cold dependant on how its inner elements feel. Also as for pmt, i think the darned things leak fluids constantly if not at least once a month and tend to play merry hell when they do, so what's the difference.

It's probably a case of getting a ballance. Take time to check the fluids of her in doors and make sure she's well topped up, then when she's in that glow of satisfaction, suggest that you need to get a few things out the way and build some energy and manly worth before you take her out for a meal and desert to follow starters then put some attention to her outside, but only do one job before focusing your attention back to her indoors for desert. Then simply repeat the dose again.

If you ask me both of the "her's" in your life will see the benefit and, of course, so will you.

And also, don't forget, you can take her out for a meal in the form of a test drive to make sure her outdoors is feeling herself again.

SIMPLES.

 

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Chuggington

New Member

• Aug 23, 2012

• #6

Just go with the one on the drive mick!...im in exactly the same dilemma as you after 2 weeks offshore!..i was once told a long time ago,never make a decision with a woman until you have threw one off hehehe.

 

norfolkmick

Active Member

• Aug 23, 2012

• #7

MMMMM I think ur right chuggington! only 1 life live it ! only 1 wife leave it lol.

plenty of other wives out there lol
Ok thats a brave comment coming from someone who will proberly have the thumb print back on his head after a week

 

hawky666

Well-Known Member

• Aug 23, 2012

• #8

Better a thumb print than a stiletto heel mick. Those things bleedin hurt.

 

110woman

Manky innards but smilin' still

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• Aug 23, 2012

• #9

hawky666 said:

Better a thumb print than a stiletto heel mick. Those things bleedin hurt.

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You tend to have to pay extra for that service Hawky

 

ratty

I'm not special I'm limited edition

• Aug 23, 2012

• #10

110woman said:

Tis true they both have needs but only one has emotions and only one has pmt...enough said surely and only one gan give you a blow job

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But a landy doesn't moan when you get another one.

 

norfolkmick

Active Member

• Sep 1, 2012

• #11

Well in the end both got treated, I didnt get home from offshore till half 9 at night so no way was the landy getting worked on at night, so the little lady got all my attention
but needles to say the next day the landy was there getting a seeing too aswell.

see the attached photos, the only thing that got modified was the original rear door spare wheel carrier, as mine had no plates,(but I have a spare one lol)
its made the door a lot tighter too.
ill give it a couple of months then fit the new door.

 

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Deasy

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• Sep 1, 2012

• #12

ratty said:

But a landy doesn't moan when you get another one.

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Hmm I dno about that, I have 2 on the go. And this missis moans about both of them!

 

Mandy

Well-Known Member

• Sep 1, 2012

• #13

Good question. He fiddles with his Jeep while I fiddle with my Land Rover (and we help each other out although he is not allowed to actually touch the Land Rover) so we're always indoors or outdoors at more or less the same time...