So Steve Firth was, like
> "David G. Bell" <dbell@zhochaka.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> I think I'll wait for a diesel jeep to roll over and explode in a
>> fireball on American TV.
>
> Tsk, you obviously haven't studied your Hollywood rule book.
>
> 1. In any car chase, the Ferrari/Jaguar/BMW will always be relentlessy
> tracked down and overtaken by one of the following:
>
> A Ford Taurus
> A Mack truck
> A UPS or Fedex van
>
> 2. During a car chase the scene must cut to a shot of the speedometer
> in the European car with the need creeping slowly towards the unheard
> of speed of 70mph where it will stop, flickering feebly.
>
> 3. At the second bend the European car will fly off the road and the
> fuel tank will explode in mid air.
>
> 4. The American vehicle (see list above) will be able to outbrake or
> out corner the European vehicle and will thus be saved from the same
> fate.
>
> 5. Everyone will stand around and look at the burning vehicle, no one
> will call 911, no one will try to assist the driver and/or passengers.
>
> 6. The most romantic place to be is on a dusty road next to a burnign
> car from which the smell of charred flesh is drifting. So the
> principal character will embrace and go for a deep-tongue experience.
>
> 7. Particularly applies if the characters are male.
Oh, very good. LOL.
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Rich
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