Lenny1969

New Member

• Mar 11, 2006

• #1

A guy hit a roundabout at 130 mph after his accelerator got stuck in his auto BMW. He was giving an interview and was visibly shaken and upset at his near death experience.

Can you imagine a Landy in the same situation:

"what was that"
"What?"
"that bump"
"what bump"
"could've sworn we just drove over a roundabout"
"nah, probably a small pothole"
"oh,ok".

BMW= bavarian mechanical ****.

 

helpme

Active Member

• Mar 11, 2006

• #2

i saw that in todays paper very funny

 

ormus

New Member

• Mar 11, 2006

• #3

ffs, turn the fookin key to the off position!

 

helpme

Active Member

• Mar 11, 2006

• #4

but he will lose power steering (as he said in the paper) and he was rideing the breaks

 

Lenny1969

New Member

• Mar 11, 2006

• #5

Personally, i think he's too stupid to have a licence, he could of killed someone innocent.
Pratt.
But then again, he drives a BMW (badly) so not much else to say really.

 

helpme

Active Member

• Mar 11, 2006

• #6

did i read the bit right where he didnt want his car cut open to get him out or did i read it wrong

 

ormus

New Member

• Mar 11, 2006

• #7

in that case the cemetery jcb will have to dig a fookin big hole.

 

darren44

New Member

• Mar 12, 2006

• #8

couldn't he just stick it in neutral?
but then he drives a bmw so he prob doesn't have a clue about fook all the dozy assclown