slob · Oct 26, 2006

ey up grunt!! accy's in...so i said to the farmer thats a fine looking pig you have there and we both laughed till wur socks fell off

GRUNT · Oct 27, 2006

Ha ha ha, I say what an amusing anecdote, wait till the fellows at the club hear it!

slob · Oct 27, 2006

its ok, he's gone now..phew!!that wur close

GRUNT · Oct 27, 2006

Hello oo is any one in..............................................oh empty. I'll have a pint of mulled scabworthy, put something on the jukebox and sit by the fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUbBGaddEM&NR

conner · Oct 27, 2006

nutters just nutters cheers guys you realy cheer me up as i have a hippo and it hurts.
oh bugger i ncarnt spell

The Mad Hat Man · Oct 27, 2006

Hi Conner - get yoself a Redeye, but watch out for Porky. Yu mite try the Gaylander arms, but its bin a bit quiet the last couple of days. The open fire is nice and yu mite find a piece of Roast Pork left over if ya lucky. I think it has all quietened down since the bombing and the fire.

slob · Oct 30, 2006

ere have a look at this..it will make you realise just how good the gaylander is off road..might have to rush out and buy one..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzSnR5CXB2Q&NR

The Mad Hat Man · Oct 30, 2006

now, Snot - be fair - it woz a girlie driving it!

slob · Oct 30, 2006

what do you expect? its a gaylander

ming · Oct 30, 2006

yup all. . .pint er tractor sludge wif a shot ah redex. . .gonna sit in the corner wiv ma pet porky. . . .parp. . .SOO SORRY ALL THATS WHY I'M IN THE CORNER. . .PORKY'S NOT WELL. . . .

slob · Oct 30, 2006

ya smelly bastid!! go and sit in the beer garden

ming · Oct 30, 2006

Wot about porky ?. . . .

The Mad Hat Man · Oct 30, 2006

hi ya guys - pint a DB's plse. Nice to be appreciated in here.

slob · Oct 30, 2006

ming said:
Wot about porky ?. . . .

he can stay so long as e buys the binge

ormus · Oct 30, 2006

evening all. ill have a pint of nitromoores and a pkt of smokey pigs.

sorry bout the state of me, but how the fook do u get tile cement of your mitts?

The Mad Hat Man · Oct 30, 2006

bandsaw or small axe

yella · Oct 30, 2006

bench grinder id the easiest

slob · Oct 30, 2006

balinese beach wench with some sand and a jug of bundy.

The Mad Hat Man · Oct 30, 2006

i'll have a pint of wateffer Snot is on plse

yella · Oct 30, 2006

you mean you were tiling with mittens on, ffs dormouse how gay are you

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