you are delusional, what you don't realise is that switching the rear screen on is also engaging diff lock, your brake lights, (and your brakes), your hazards and deflating your tyres all at the same time - it's just that being a glass-half-full type of chap you only notice the bits that are working as they should. When you then switch it off that activates the self destruct timer and it only has 24 hrs to go.
The oil leak has decreased in line with saudi supply, indicating the imminent demise of the planet. The worst thing being that you are completely oblivious to it, and yet it's all your fault!!! Oh well, best open another bottle then.