You will get a reputation for havin a bit of scottish in you trewy for comments like that :D
But spose everyone has to have somethin good in them:D

ffs, dunt yer know the definition of a Cornishman?
A Jock with the generosity knocked out of him. :D
 
The definition of a geordie is a scotsman wi the brains kicked out of him, but I hadnt heard of the cornishman one, Oh well off to work with my new thing for today learned :)
 
Can't you do what Jeremy Clarkson did with the Toyota when they (allegedly) sailed across the English Channel on Top Gear (watch this)? Just fill it up under the bonnet with expanding foam - although I remember he had a few overheating issue...
 
Could use a Durgo maybe
 

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