On washer bottle at left side of car looking from front behind bumper. You will see three washer pumps. One is for screen, one is for rear screen and one is for headlamp wipers. Just trace the tube and unplug the washer motor.
And when the washer pumps, it pops the pipe of the motor end
(remember you don't get a manual wash cycle for the lights it happens every second(?) wash of the main windscreen wash when the lights are on)
Ain't got none left, keep leaving them at peoples houses - Wammers and Datatek are notorious for nicking nipple clamps...!!
I don't have yours. I left them on your missus. With nipples like that she needs three sets. Keith definately took the labia clamps and weights i saw him take them off.
Thought to myself 'She's walking funny lately...' so that explains it.
Also when you next pop over, if I could borrow that butt plug you and D were using with your misses a few Tuesdays back, you know the large clear one with the extra wide base that would be grand.
Also the leopard print Mankini - with the dried stains, is that yours? or is it mine and I forgot I owned it, as I am sure mine is polka-dotted.!!
By the way Ant if ya see the big coloured bloke who was at the last swapping meet. I asked him how he got such a long one. He told me to tie string round it and hang a half brick off it. Tell him it's working will you. Well at least it's started to go black.
Sure no probs, he's dropping off our Tesco delivery later - I'll check with him, but did you tie a reef knot or a granny??
That's because you never wash it.
