Depends which meerkat, I've got an Aleksander and a Yakov going.. any advance on that?

Can also offer a dual AA membership...with Relay!!

Now there's something...'A Landrover that gets you there, and the AA to get you back!!'
 
I can offer all of the above items, but my train ticket is an open return from Malton to Edinburgh. Plus I can throw in one boot lace in Coyote Brown and a coin of unknown value from the UAE.
 
Bix said:
I can offer all of the above items, but my train ticket is an open return from Malton to Edinburgh. Plus I can throw in one boot lace in Coyote Brown and a coin of unknown value from the UAE.
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I am sure my Sergei trumps all of that. Hence the having to drink coffee, eat biscuits and carefully consider my position.
 
gencybay said:
I thought that he was trying to get a figure for his insurance company but you lot seem think he might be trying to sell his pride and joy.

G~
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Where'd you get that idea???

My bid is 4 empty chewing gum packets (one with pre-chewed gum folded into it) A Mint Kit Kat wrapper and according to Nestle they are limited edition....and a couple of ear budds (one used - one part worn)
 
Saint.V8 said:
Where'd you get that idea???

My bid is 4 empty chewing gum packets (one with pre-chewed gum folded into it) A Mint Kit Kat wrapper and according to Nestle they are limited edition....and a couple of ear budds (one used - one part worn)
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This is getting a bit rich for me. I have an L322 to fund.
 
gold rover said:
Behave yourself! Sergei only slurs his words because he is old, overworked and misunderstood. Qualities many of us on here can relate to, as can our vehicles :D
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Speaking from experience? :D

Saint.V8 said:
Where'd you get that idea???

My bid is 4 empty chewing gum packets (one with pre-chewed gum folded into it) A Mint Kit Kat wrapper and according to Nestle they are limited edition....and a couple of ear budds (one used - one part worn)
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I'll raise a pair of eye pro which fell out of a Seaking (they were in a bag which fell from the Seaking, but still counts) and an empty 500ml tin of energy beverage. I also have a pair of surgical glove. In good condition for their age, some cosmetic damage but mechanically they are spot on.
 
Ok...right then...

I have now got an empty pack of Cool Original Doritos (no crumbs), the envelope from an Electricity Bill, a Mint in packet copy of Land Rover Owner and a a Users Manual for a Kenwood Microwave.
 
Time to bring out the big guns. A sump guard for a OE Ford Escort Mk6 derv. These things are rarer than a Range Rover without a fault and this one includes all of the fittings plus the install guide (although I lost the Ford packaging). Making it rarer than a virgin in Essex.
 
Am I too late to make a bid ?

I can offer, a pack of digestives, a half used condom, two whams and the first peanut from a snickers bar!
 
randompete8 said:
Hi, I have a 1980 Rapport converted Range Rover, it has been streached like an LSE, has four doors, flared arches, extra fuel tank, sun roof, central locking, e/windows, mk2 escort square headlights, and a Jag type walnut dash.
Also it has the Schuler FF conversion with the Chrysler A727 torqueflight gearbox, transferbox with 37/63 torque split & limited slip dif lock and anti skid brakes.
Anyone know what its worth?

Cheers

Pete
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I'm shouting bull**** to the idea he's trying to sell it.

1) He can't spell wheels
2) That's like saying the gearbox and diffs are full of sawdust
3) There's nowt about it going like **** off a shovel of that there's a vanity mirror in the driver's sun vizor.

G~
 
I had to google to see what they looked like.
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I can see the vehicle this was styled on.
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Bix said:
I had to google to see what they looked like.
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I can see the vehicle this was styled on.
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My offer still stands...minus the AA Relay!

There's nobody alive would like to take that home. I'd rather take a fat, ugly bird home after a nite on the **** than one of those machines!

Double bags wouldnt even cover it!
 
I will offer 2 used tea bags and a mouldy orange, and if it's a deal clincher a empty tin of biscuits. I know a good scrap yard that would put it out of its misery:p:D:D
 
They are quite rare so I will outbid ya with a used ****part brake disc, complete with cracks round the hub :D
 
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