slob · Feb 15, 2007

cardboard and old bubble wrap

yella · Feb 15, 2007

how about them eco friendly logs made from pulped newspaper

Lazy Landy · Feb 15, 2007

Why not go and cut your self sum peat.

yella · Feb 15, 2007

steam, thats the answer get yer self a steam driven landy, i tell yer its the fuel of the future

slob · Feb 15, 2007

coal only problem i can see is you would need yer mate wiff a shovel to keep it stoked up
oh! basidon jones
ah steamin and a rollin

slob · Feb 15, 2007

i knew a bloke once called pete cutting, you couldn't get him near a fire fer love nor money

yella · Feb 15, 2007

not right good fer a spy tho

Lazy Landy · Feb 15, 2007

Too complicated just tie a couple of horses to the front.

yella · Feb 15, 2007

pedals and a chain

Lazy Landy · Feb 15, 2007

and when they get tired you can drain the oil out of them and put it in your tank.

007 · Feb 15, 2007

chip shop fry in a blend of animal oil dik ****

Lazy Landy · Feb 15, 2007

Cooking oil anorak are you?

yella · Feb 15, 2007

which blend 40% cat oil/60% goat oil

Lazy Landy · Feb 15, 2007

With a hint of rat!

slob · Feb 15, 2007

ffs stop it ma sides are damm near bust

yella · Feb 15, 2007

or is it 55% animal oil 45% dik ****

slob · Feb 15, 2007

ave had to pick meself up off the floor 5 times already
animal oil
thats just brill

Lazy Landy · Feb 15, 2007

Try asda's new Pure tosser oil

007 · Feb 15, 2007

ohh just **** off

yella · Feb 15, 2007

ok, lets just pretend we are all dik ****s and you are really bright, where do they get animal oil from