Oddie
AntiSeptic Sandal Wearer
accordin to alistair you're "unlikely to fire your cannon" so baws shape int important! (but they bound to be a bit achy by now!)Are ye tryin' tae say ah've got square baw's and a likin' fur pink lycra???![]()
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accordin to alistair you're "unlikely to fire your cannon" so baws shape int important! (but they bound to be a bit achy by now!)Are ye tryin' tae say ah've got square baw's and a likin' fur pink lycra???![]()
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naw yer dint unnerston ah wis tryin tae wirk oot whit yer ment. see yer mite havre ment it wur excepted asin no aloud
lost the six pack & gained a kegAye!!! Pity the belly's no the same shape any more![]()
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Alistair????? Whae the fecks that???accordin to alistair you're "unlikely to fire your cannon" so baws shape int important! (but they bound to be a bit achy by now!)![]()
"Acting commanding officer "lieutenant" alasdair mcrae said yer wouldn't coz it wud set off the car alarms or summatAlistair????? Whae the fecks that???![]()
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Ah'm ah missin' summit?
The closest ah've come tae firin' a cannon was in the 'sealed knot' when ah was the daft bugger loadin' the cannon wi' a bag o' black powder!![]()
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hey slob what's a joab![]()
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jus gettin me feckin own back. HA HA HA HA
WHOOOSH!!!"Acting commanding officer "lieutenant" alasdair mcrae said yer wouldn't coz it wud set off the car alarms or summat![]()
Lady Saltoun???WHOOOSH!!!![]()
would that be a dubble wooosh or have you just tripped over the pennyLady Saltoun???
Ah've met herLady Saltoun???
Ah think this is a double WHOOSH!!!dont yer just hate reading a whole four pages going ter get another drink come back an all i kin remember is me surmanes in the fred
Just happened upon the newspaper article you posted on here, very interestin! Looks a laff, good that the lad's into the heritage too!Ah've met herVery easy goin' she was
Her daughter was even better
Honour her ner was, and ah had a nice 'chat' wi' her anaw
Nearly punched out that McRae bloke at one point!!! Came up to me and said 'nice to see you're supporting MY clan', referin' tae the tattoo on the side of me head!!! FFS, it's the Fraser clan badge!!
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