Mary Fisher (mary.fisher@zetnet.co.uk) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

>>> And there was me thinking it refered to the old schoolboy joke about
>>> the panda that went to the prostitute....

> I don't know that, what was it?

Ching Ching visits a hooker. An hour later, after oral and full, he goes to
walk out.
She shouts out "Oi! I'm a hooker, that means you pay, mate!"
He reaches into his pocket, and gets out a badly-punctuated Zoo guide book
- passes it to her with "I'm a Panda - read that" - and walks out.

She thumbs through to find
"Panda - Eats, shoots and leaves"

Mary Fisher wrote:

>>>And there was me thinking it refered to the old schoolboy joke about
>>>the panda that went to the prostitute....
>
>
> I don't know that, what was it?

Panda > prostitute, panda devoured all courtesy snacks, did the deed,
didn't pay then went out the door.

Prostitute says "Prostitute - lady that does sexual acts for money"
Panda says "Panda - Eats, shoots and leaves"

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"Dave Plowman (News)" <dave@davenoise.co.uk> wrote in message
news:4d3dd1dcd0dave@davenoise.co.uk...
> In article <313030303432373942126B9416@zetnet.co.uk>,
> Guy King <guy.king@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
> > > didnt learn that at my special school whats parsing???
>
> > It's what dim people call overtaking.
>
> But only by an Indian.
>

a Zoroastrian?

In article <421313f6$0$2652$4c56ba96@master.news.zetnet.net>,
Mary Fisher <mary.fisher@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
> The Panda reference related to a dictionary definition of pandas which
> used the words "Eats, shoots and leaves".

I'd have hoped the dictionary understood the correct use of commas... ;-)

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