The thing is, Snot - its an IMAGINARY pub - that means it can be wotever you want it to be - if its tea and cakes its coz the gurliez have taken over - if yu feel bovvered - yu cud make it into a bordello full of raving nymphos - a bit like the "if Carlsberg ran pubs ad".
Thats the beauty of imaginary places - they can be anything yu want - if yu can be bovvered to do anyfink - if yu cant be arsed to post then dont complain abart thems wot duz. Even if they be peeps wot fink they are intergalactic rulers, gurlz and lighthouses! Anyone who spends most evenings (and some all day too

) chattin on here has to have a sad life anyway. I seem to recall yu spent most of last nite arguing with a mentally retarded child - thats responsible and "grown up" fun i spose?
My "time for bed" was a supposed pleasant way of sayin "goodnite all" - now fook orf at let me have my pretend custard donut in peace.