I liked Jaffa cakes, until I became aware that the 'smashing orangey bit in the middle' is in fact the collective earwax of all the McVities workers.

S'true!
 
Jaffa****inCakes, ****in Jaffa****inCakesThey int right int Jaffa****incakes. Gimme Pineapple anytime.
 
Shreddies..............SHREDDIES FFS! Now they tell yer they're knitted by Granny Grunt (no, nowt ter do with you Mr G) & I wundered why I would periodically find corn plasters in me brekky! :eek:
 
Shreddies..............SHREDDIES FFS! Now they tell yer they're knitted by Granny Grunt (no, nowt ter do with you Mr G) & I wundered why I would periodically find corn plasters in me brekky! :eek:

Aye, I found a whole colostomy bag an some false teef in mine.
 

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