Can't agree there @Dopey, Sharon hated the '38 until we went off road and now she loves it because it takes us camping and offroading at the same fuçking time.
mind you she doesn't love me anymore, but that's my own stupid fault for being a dick
mind you she doesn't love me anymore, but that's my own stupid fault for being a dick tomcat59alan
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Close shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.
While we're on the subject, I've had two unhappy marriages, The first wife left me and the second one won't.
Only joking , I owe my life as i am now to the latest model . The first would have left me on the floor and not called tor an ambulance, after three strokes. What goes around comes around I always say, She died on her own from an aortic aneurysm last year. Time for another drink I think..
Close shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.
While we're on the subject, I've had two unhappy marriages, The first wife left me and the second one won't.
Holy ****!!
tomcat59alan
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That'll learn her.Holy ****!!
The ghost of Christmas past.... Maïs, Christmas present is much better I hope?
RangeRoller dt
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When you are right you are rightClose shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.
Grrrrrr
Technician, Bodgit & Scarper Ltd
Close shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.
While we're on the subject, I've had two unhappy marriages, The first wife left me and the second one won't.
I've only had one wife and we've been happily married for five years. Next year will be our 25th anniversary.
RangeRoller dt
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He promised he’d marry her after he fixed the P38 is why
I'd say you had a very lucky escape there! Get your rod out and go catch another fish, I'm sure you can do a lot better.
RangeRoller dt
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il get me own milk in future
Datatek
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My first ended up with another womanClose shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.
While we're on the subject, I've had two unhappy marriages, The first wife left me and the second one won't.
In my younger days I had several wives, then I sent them back to their husbands
Merry Christmas to one and all, to loved ones who cant be with us at this time. Lets count our blessings ie a Range Rover that runs.
Merry Christmas to one and all, to loved ones who cant be with us at this time. Lets count our blessings ie a Range Rover that runs.
tomcat59alan
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That's two of them unhappy then,hopefully.My first ended up with another woman
Never mind the Range Rover, let's all be glad if ANY Land Rover runs.In my younger days I had several wives, then I sent them back to their husbands
Merry Christmas to one and all, to loved ones who cant be with us at this time. Lets count our blessings ie a Range Rover that runs.
tomcat59alan
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Rubberknees, post: 4740932, member: 153478"]In my younger days I had several wives, then I sent them back to their husbands
i like your style, you never miss a slice off a cut loaf.
mikieman
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Close shave then mate. My first ran off with my best mate, I dont half miss him. Boom boom.
While we're on the subject, I've had two unhappy marriages, The first wife left me and the second one won't.
I think there is a certain song in the”wizard of oz “ that is good to sing in situations like that...,
When my x died I sang it for weeks....
tomcat59alan
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I know the one, I remember a vicar at a crematorium being given a wizard of oz CD by a grieving family to play Somewhere over the Rainbow,he pressed the random play button and played the song about the wicked witch of the West being dead.I think there is a certain song in the”wizard of oz “ that is good to sing in situations like that...,
When my x died I sang it for weeks....
tomcat59alan
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When my mates ex died he went to her cremation, I thought that was a kind gesture, he said he wanted to make sure the bitch went up the flue.I think there is a certain song in the”wizard of oz “ that is good to sing in situations like that...,
When my x died I sang it for weeks....
