Following on from some recent posts, thought I would save everyone some time and trouble by dealing with this in one post!

I accidently locked myself out and lost the keys and need advice on how to get in and disable the alarm systems from:

Range Rover (Any Date)

FreeLander (err, no scrap that!)

Discovery (Any Date)

Defender (200tdi, 300tdi and TD5, various dates)

Series 3

Series 2A

Series 2

Series 1

p.s. I also lost the keys to my steering Stoplock and pedal lock.

Small three bedroom semi detached house with double glazing and excitable Labrador

Barclays bank in Luton

Tasty birds nickers down the local

Many thanks in advance for your assistance

B$%%&*ks, didnt know they alarmed knicker nowadays!!! :doh:

pick-axe and 14lb sledge hammer.

Shooters, that's what the job needs

A decent 12bore will gain entrance to most of those items

Errrrrrrrrrrrrr its not April fools day for a while yet.....

But as you asked nicley take 1 averaged size house brick and 1 averaged sized axe.
Now put your dick on the brick and hit with the axe.

Stay Frosty said:

B$%%&*ks, didnt know they alarmed knicker nowadays!!! :doh:

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thought they used that special liquid that taints your fingers....