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Now THAT made me laugh so loud , dog thought something was wrong and came running over :D
And peeps know i'm normally pretty polite.
The guy just instantly got my goat.
What sort of pr at buys a handbag harry excuse for a car, 4 years old, then comes on here demanding advice? He's obviously got more money than sense so why doesn't he take it to the garage and get the fu cker fixed while he is in the nail bar?
 
And peeps know i'm normally pretty polite.
The guy just instantly got my goat.
What sort of pr at buys a handbag harry excuse for a car, 4 years old, then comes on here demanding advice? He's obviously got more money than sense so why doesn't he take it to the garage and get the fu cker fixed while he is in the nail bar?
Hopefully you/we won't have to put up with his bad attitude again.
If he stays maybe he will have learned that manners mean something.

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Hi
I have the evoque 2016 2ltr auto
Jumping banging changing in low gears read on forum could be break light censor as any one had this fault and was it rectified its going in Monday
I'm actually going to answer your query now.
"Jumping", what as if it is on a trampoline?
"Banging" as in the fifth of November or what your mum does to the milkman?
"Changing" as in putting on different clothes?
"In low gears", do you mean in low range or just when not in high heels?
"Break light" do you mean "brake light"?
"Censor" as in someone who puts black lines through what you write or do you mean "sensor" as in something that senses something?
"as anyone ad this fault" Sorry lapsed into cockney there. "HAS anyone had this fault"?
"Was it rectified" or as in "was it rammed up your rectum"?
"It's going in Monday" as in "going in the river?", or going into a garage? If so WHY THE FU CK ARE YOU BOTHERING US? GET YOUR FAT WALLET OUT AND BE PREPARED TO PAY MORE FOR IT THAN IT IS WORTH.
Stupid, rude, illiterate and non-mechanically minded MORON.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
:):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Next time, try being just a tiny tad polite.
 
I'm actually going to answer your query now.
"Jumping", what as if it is on a trampoline?
"Banging" as in the fifth of November or what your mum does to the milkman?
"Changing" as in putting on different clothes?
"In low gears", do you mean in low range or just when not in high heels?
"Break light" do you mean "brake light"?
"Censor" as in someone who puts black lines through what you write or do you mean "sensor" as in something that senses something?
"as anyone ad this fault" Sorry lapsed into cockney there. "HAS anyone had this fault"?
"Was it rectified" or as in "was it rammed up your rectum"?
"It's going in Monday" as in "going in the river?", or going into a garage? If so WHY THE FU CK ARE YOU BOTHERING US? GET YOUR FAT WALLET OUT AND BE PREPARED TO PAY MORE FOR IT THAN IT IS WORTH.
Stupid, rude, illiterate and non-mechanically minded MORON.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
:):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Next time, try being just a tiny tad polite.

And breathe.
Feeling better now ;)
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Actually, that's one of those gizmos Catholic priests use to swing incense around the gaff. I assumed he was having the car exorcised.
Hate to be a clever clogs but that is spelled "censer" and yes I did have to check!
I used to be a Catholic and the smell of incense was the best thing about having to go to church every Sunday!
 
I remember it well. Must be nearly forty years ago since the last time I whiffed it.
Last time I went to a Catholic church was for my first wedding to obviously my first wife. French. And I had a load of lines to say, and I forgot one line! Should have replaced it with "And do you promise not to be a control freaking sh!t for the rest of your life?"
 
Hi
I have the evoque 2016 2ltr auto
Jumping banging changing in low gears read on forum could be break light censor as any one had this fault and was it rectified its going in Monday
Welcome to the forum
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Ignore the twots posting above. They only do it to pass the time as they can't fix yer car.
 

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