Ice Hockey.
At least you can have a good fight in the game and nobody is shocked or offended by it.
In fact it is expected.
 
There used to be a "sport" on Channel 4 a few years back called Kabaddi (or something like it) which seemed to be a bit like playground tag played by 2 teams while they hummed loudly at each other :confused:

That was.... er..... different
 
rugby has got ter be the most pointless game ever - ffs the ball's even squashed. I reckon they're all closet gays, just there for the opportunity to grope each other.
 
How About Merkin Football

Nah bunch of illerate fat sister feckers with more padding than a bomb disposal officer. throwing themselves at each other and grunting a lot.

Come to think of it people pay good money for that sort of thing maybe you're on to something
 
rugby has got ter be the most pointless game ever - ffs the ball's even squashed. I reckon they're all closet gays, just there for the opportunity to grope each other.


Aye but there hard closet gays ave yer seen em there built like brick ****ouses.
 
Has anyone mentioned golf yet?
You hit the ball 200 yards AWAY from you then go after it. When you finally feckin find it you whack it another 200 yards away from you. When you finally feckin find it you...........
 

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