Your secret is safe with me. Make sure you take your kilt, it's cold there. Would you like to borrow my ladder to get over the wall?Lurwik. But dun't tell anyone.
Your secret is safe with me. Make sure you take your kilt, it's cold there. Would you like to borrow my ladder to get over the wall?Lurwik. But dun't tell anyone.
Your secret is safe with me. Make sure you take your kilt, it's cold there. Would you like to borrow my ladder to get over the wall?
I hope he's got his breakdown and recovery membership up to dateI’m sure border force will turn him back for wanting to drive a freelanderer up here![]()
.... well the new CH is progressing but the convo is depressing.
"These old boilers last forever....much better than this new rubbish we install."
"The Warranties aren't worth a light, they always wriggle out of them".
Makes one wonder why we try to be so much more "efficient" in our use of fuel.![]()
Is that ‘cos it’ll put all yourI’m sure border force will turn him back for wanting to drive a freelanderer up here![]()
As I said, I have been reading back through the old posts on here, and this was mentioned back then. I did point out it is W's tipple in UK pubs and we always have some int 'ouse.Ever thought of cider?
Yerp, spam fritters. ;arverly. Or even as it is in sarnies.So do I from my childhood dipped in batter and deep fried in lard lovely
If you burn the calories no harm done
Don't fink my special tool would work on them anyway!!!Classic mini replacement springs to get rid of the rubber dungnut![]()
From his book of children's nursery rhymes.......Little miss muffet fell of her tuffet when down came a spider when she was drinking some cider.....hic
All the kings horses & all the kings men had to carry her home (again)![]()
I'm sure they'll survive, at least I hope so.....Nobody to feed me squirrels while eye issa way now me naybers going away at the same time.![]()
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I never did anything with mine but I have heard that if you think the rubber springs are too hard, you can simply drill holes in them.Hmmmm... some people go on springs and then strangely come back to the rubber units afterwards. I guess it is a "marmite" type thing.![]()
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised,![]()
Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon 40,000 volts went up its *** & turned its wool to nylon...
Don't let them take the old one away whatever you do!!!!!.... well the new CH is progressing but the convo is depressing.
"These old boilers last forever....much better than this new rubbish we install."
"The Warranties aren't worth a light, they always wriggle out of them".
Makes one wonder why we try to be so much more "efficient" in our use of fuel.![]()
I'm sure they'll survive, at least I hope so.....![]()
Well I have very little idea what brought that on dear chapElocution Lessons 1950:
Father's car is a Jaguar and Pa drives rather fast,
Castles, farms, and draughty barns, we go charging past,
Arthur's cart is far less smart and can't go half as far,
But I'd rather ride in Arthur's cart than my Pa's fast car.
Elocution Lessons 2025:
My ol' man's got a Beamer, Mate, and he thinks he is the biz,
Buses, cars, and motor bikes, we pass with a whizz,
Grandpa drives like a snail, innit. I don't think he's all there,
And just like Dad, when he's around, you'll pull out all your hair..
It is already bent and broken beyond economic repair now.Don't let them take the old one away whatever you do!!!!!
...and that happened as they were taking it off I suppose. Shame.It is already bent and broken beyond economic repair now.![]()