Ive got it.......syphon off 5 litres from yur nextdoor neighbours car before you fill it up
 
Guys, Guys!!!

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yes, he said park up a tenth of the way from where your driving to and walk the remainder
so yer driving from london to central scotland. and he wants yer to stop 45miles away from where yer want to be? just dint have any suitcases with yer as they a a bugger to carry/drag along the hard shoulder when it's dark o'clock and the snow is coming at yer horizontally.

another candidate fer **** of the month
 
only way i know ta save fuel is ta keep wifey outta the ferkin cars!! damn wimin thinks a throttle works like a on/off switch....flat or fookall.
 
buy some tablets to put in fuel but also have to buy a peice of the company or sumfink
 
You dont have to buy a piece of the company at all! |You can purchase the product by itself. It is also PROVEN to reduce emissions, so the greens can be happy ( Maybe happier...).
 
Ere 10% - yu wouldnt be in some peculiar African country would ya - like Uganda or Zambia or somewhere would ya?
 

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